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Funny how Jesus never mentioned other gods or Goddesses other than God the Father in the Bible. No mention of Celestia either. Hmmm...
Also the New Testament doesn't describe Christ as having a bloated ego or being supportive of adultery.
Oh yeah, and the real Christ loved the people of this world so much that He endured brutal torture and execution.

Can't say the same of "Chris Chan"...

The sheer audacity of this fucker...
And that "exceptional individual" thinks he's Christ? FFS.
 
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Oh yeah, and the real Christ loved the people of this world so much that He endured brutal torture and execution.

Can't say the same of "Chris Chan"...
Reminder that this mother fucker rather than draw himself suffering and dying on a cross for the sins of the world. He drew himself pulling himself off the cross just as ready and roaring to kick ass and take names he still has the stigmata on his hands of course
 
It makes sense astronomers would ban names like Vulcan and tatottine to discourage sci-fi spergs from mucking up real science (for now) remember how autism research suffered a hit to credibility after a genetic defect that was linked to autism was named after sonic? But is Chris's infamy that far reaching? To where even astronomers have blacklisted his name?
The protein sonic hedgehog, or shh, is linked to more than just autism. If it doesn't work right the pregnancy can end in miscarriage or the baby born with holoprosecephaly, where their brain isn't separated into two halves. Doctors really don't like having to tell a parent of a dying cyclops child that the condition is caused by sonic hedgehog.

Sonic hedgehog is basically a protein that any animal, from fruit flies to humans, can't do without. It's been around for like half a billion years or more and makes your brain divide into its various parts, and it has numerous other roles in the body.

Another protein has been identified that inhibits sonic hedgehog. It's called Robotnikin.

I saw a trailer for the new Fallout show that had a cyclops. That would be what someone would look like with a sonic hedgehog mutation if they survived to adulthood through some unfathomably unlikely series of events.
 
Autists like Chris don’t care if a show gets stale and formulaic. Matter of fact they prefer formulaic, dull shows that recycle the same old plots time and time again. Autists hate change, so it’s no wonder Chris shit the bed (probably literally) when his pony pony princess cartoon decided it was time to be put out to pasture.
A bit late on the reply here but the funny thing is that Chris exposes how bullshit his entire belief about multiple parallel universes is (ripped straight from Rick and Morty, a show he does not watch) because of his obsession with needing more of MLP G4.

Multiversal theory even by Rick and Morty logic would dictate that there is at least ONE dimension where G4 didn't end, and moreover where G5 never happens - especially since it's canon by word of the creator that one dimension (C-1998) that's literally just always the year 1998 and that damn Schezwan Sauce is a permanent fixture on the McD's menu. Chris, for all his self-declared omnipotence, needs a multi-billion dollar company to produce a cartoon show to enjoy more of something that he should supposedly have the power to just go to another dimension (physically, hoping physical bodies, whatever) and watch those extra 5 seasons of horse cartoon. He legitimately can't even come up with five seasons of content in his own head, or moreover likely accept it's literally canon everybody in the show (except Spike, but G5 Spike sucks) fucking dies at some point before G5 starts.
 
He legitimately can't even come up with five seasons of content in his own head
For real, and it's sad how he can't come up with original ideas at all. We're seeing it even now, with his "contest" (with no prizes it seems) to leech new ideas from his enablers. Motherfucker is actually grateful for the Idea Guys' manipulations and is only pissed at them for stealing his money.

The other day I was reading on the Cwcki about the MLP protests again and how he's so sure all the main characters were meant to become princesses. His take on how that will happen is exactly the same for all of them (and the dragon too)

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One day, for no reason, everyone started acting badly until [character's name] saved the day by setting a good example. Then they ascended to princess status. End of the episode.
 
For real, and it's sad how he can't come up with original ideas at all. We're seeing it even now, with his "contest" (with no prizes it seems) to leech new ideas from his enablers. Motherfucker is actually grateful for the Idea Guys' manipulations and is only pissed at them for stealing his money.

The other day I was reading on the Cwcki about the MLP protests again and how he's so sure all the main characters were meant to become princesses. His take on how that will happen is exactly the same for all of them (and the dragon too)


One day, for no reason, everyone started acting badly until [character's name] saved the day by setting a good example. Then they ascended to princess status. End of the episode.
Wow even Spike got ascended. Imagine if the G4 ponies started contemplating suicide like on the Pinkie Pie card. They'd have to figure out how to load a shotgun or tie a noose with their hooves.
 
For real, and it's sad how he can't come up with original ideas at all. We're seeing it even now, with his "contest" (with no prizes it seems) to leech new ideas from his enablers. Motherfucker is actually grateful for the Idea Guys' manipulations and is only pissed at them for stealing his money.

The other day I was reading on the Cwcki about the MLP protests again and how he's so sure all the main characters were meant to become princesses. His take on how that will happen is exactly the same for all of them (and the dragon too)


One day, for no reason, everyone started acting badly until [character's name] saved the day by setting a good example. Then they ascended to princess status. End of the episode.
You know, a while back, I realized a nutty combo in a pony card game. I forgot about it for a while, and this kinda just reminded me of it.

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Meanwhile at predator hq: dammit why isn't our monkey making money off these streams?!


Gee could it be cause he's gotten so formulaic and burning while looked doped out of his mind that even tye gen z weens no longer care?



Hey...you two...come here for a second please?



what do you mean? every five seconds that donation ring pops with another retarded message from his fans. Chris is still making bank off of these dummies.
 
"Honor Roll" can not even do a single pull-up, and he can even get winded just by standing up.

And didn't he claim to use "telekinesis" by making a rock eventually fall off his greasy hand?

Yup.

To further add to this, Mr Honor Roll also emailed Uri Geller to ask him to teach him how to further his telekinesis/psychic powers and basically got told to touch grass.

Edit to fix a dumb typo, fucking fuck.
 
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