Containment Random Chris Updates

[ToroidalBoat]

Mr Honor Roll also emailed Uri Geller to ask him to teach him how to further his telekinesis/psychic powers and basically got told to touch grass.

saw that lol

Geller said that doing good was a better use of time than growing "psychic powers", and "Chris Chan" was not too pleased to hear it.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

remember how autism research suffered a hit to credibility after a genetic defect that was linked to autism was named after sonic?

Even worse it was gross looking defects that generally aren't compatible with life.

The gene has been linked to a condition known as holoprosencephaly, which can result in severe brain, skull and facial defects, causing a few clinicians and scientists to criticize the name on the grounds that it sounds too frivolous.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris Chan genuinely believes that G5 started World War III and sites a Russian presentation as proof.

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I wonder if he knows about the Russian Brony convention that just got shut down over the weekend.

40+ years, a lifetime of consooming and he doesn't know what "licensing" means. Also, fresh schizo sperging

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Also again, what are the chances of Chris liking a post of Uri Geller today? (source)

I know it wasn't there this morning (in my CET zone). What a coincidence..

 

[Naenia Ness]

40+ years, a lifetime of consooming and he doesn't know what "licensing" means. Also, fresh schizo spergi
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Also again, what are the chances of Chris liking a post of Uri Geller today? (source)
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I know it wasn't there this morning (in my CET zone). What a coincidence..

That is some serious schizo posting, holy shit Chris. G5 Russian propaganda ponies... what a time to be alive.

Can't believe he would like a post from Uri Geller, would have thought he would have hated him after the email. Fucking weird ass coincidence...

Also, don't know if I'm late on this but I can't see it anywhere in here, but round 1 of the CWC art contest seems to be out:
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[Optimus Prime]

Also, fresh schizo sperging

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This is Chris leeching off of modern news feeds and trying to make it all about pony, because of the shut down Russian Brony convention. That first line is almost certainly him co-opting the reports about the Hunter Biden thing and its main informant admitting it was Russian propaganda straight from the Kremlin.

Not to mention it makes zero sense for G5 to be Russian propaganda when they're shutting down a convention over LBGT stuff...at the same time one of the main characters of G5 is the inverted colors of the trans flag.

And I do just love how he seems to generously offer himself up as willing to provide personal assistance to getting G4 back up and running. It is laughable at how he continued to claim to be a god, the reincarnation of a man who healed the sick and gave sight to the blind (or something, I'm not religious)....and here that entity is whining on social media (which just censored Nalvany's wife BTW if you want to talk about being pro-Russia) about how a multi-billion dollar company can save existence. And not by going green or actual charitable actions...no he just wants more of a cartoon show that was arguably not even about the fucking ponies it was named after by the time it ended. I dare say G5 has evolved to become the new 'Blue Arms' for him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This is Chris leeching off of modern news feeds and trying to make it all about pony, because of the shut down Russian Brony convention. That first line is almost certainly him co-opting the reports about the Hunter Biden thing and its main informant admitting it was Russian propaganda straight from the Kremlin.

Not to mention it makes zero sense for G5 to be Russian propaganda when they're shutting down a convention over LBGT stuff...at the same time one of the main characters of G5 is the inverted colors of the trans flag.

And I do just love how he seems to generously offer himself up as willing to provide personal assistance to getting G4 back up and running. It is laughable at how he continued to claim to be a god, the reincarnation of a man who healed the sick and gave sight to the blind (or something, I'm not religious)....and here that entity is whining on social media (which just censored Nalvany's wife BTW if you want to talk about being pro-Russia) about how a multi-billion dollar company can save existence. And not by going green or actual charitable actions...no he just wants more of a cartoon show that was arguably not even about the fucking ponies it was named after by the time it ended. I dare say G5 has evolved to become the new 'Blue Arms' for him.

If I've said it once...


Unlike blue arms hasbro is NEVER ever going to undo this. They will never go back to g4 because it wasn't lucrative for them anymore. He's going to be crying about the new mlp generations till the day his heart finally gives out from one heart attack too many.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Russian my little pony is sending Frankenstein radio waves into my dickhole and wanting me to launch a nuke into Israel!!!

Still, more sane though then the fucking retards giving Chris money lmao

 

[ToroidalBoat]

till the day his heart finally gives out from one heart attack too many

Doesn't the freak think he's immortal now?

 

[Optimus Prime]

If I've said it once...


Unlike blue arms hasbro is NEVER ever going to undo this. They will never go back to g4 because it wasn't lucrative for them anymore. He's going to be crying about the new mlp generations till the day his heart finally gives out from one heart attack too many.

Oh, that much was clear, Hasbro's already years into G5 and likely already got G6 beginning pre-planning behind closed doors.

This might honestly be the worst case of loss that Chris has had to deal with since Bob. He will never get to the acceptance stage of grief.

 

[King Metalia]

Oh, that much was clear, Hasbro's already years into G5 and likely already got G6 beginning pre-planning behind closed doors.

This might honestly be the worst case of loss that Chris has had to deal with since Bob. He will never get to the acceptance stage of grief.

Hopefully some asshole doesn't convince Chris G4 is still airing in another dimension.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Hopefully some asshole doesn't convince Chris G4 is still airing in another dimension.

As I said in a previous thread, this is something that logically, Chris should realize even by his own twisted way of justifying things he declares already in existence. He's insistent that the "Affair with Mother" did happen in some other timeline, which is currently his way of saying it happened for real but in a classic roundabout way he thinks avoids incriminating himself.

However, if there's something he deeply wants, it affects him enough that he can't keep up the charade about it. He was doing the stupid thing on Twitter where he was pretending to be possessed by Sonichu, but then I think the first leaks of G5 or something came out and he immediately dropped the act.

Ultimately, it's because Chris can't hide the fact he knows he's a powerless schmuck. He can imagine he's god and everybody's best friend and married to Mewtwo or something in as many alternate dimensions as he wants...but when it comes to Pony, it doesn't matter how many dimensions have his desired five missing seasons, because none of those dimensions are the real one he's stuck in and he doesn't have new episodes.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris begging to get blocked

(1) (2) And that second pony seems to be just an OC with no ties to G5 at all, but that didn't stop him from going off.

I forgot to post this yesterday, he first replied to the poll saying "No" and the OP deleted his answer. Interesting that he demands to work with Nintendo appear on G4 now

 

[A Grey Cat]

That is some serious schizo posting, holy shit Chris. G5 Russian propaganda ponies... what a time to be alive.

Can't believe he would like a post from Uri Geller, would have thought he would have hated him after the email. Fucking weird ass coincidence...

Also, don't know if I'm late on this but I can't see it anywhere in here, but round 1 of the CWC art contest seems to be out:
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You just know he had to cherry pick a Ton of drawings of him fucking barb to get these few pieces that don't make fun of him

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris begging to get blocked
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(1) (2) And that second pony seems to be just an OC with no ties to G5 at all, but that didn't stop him from going off.

I forgot to post this yesterday, he first replied to the poll saying "No" and the OP deleted his answer. Interesting that he demands to work with Nintendo appear on G4 now
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He sure seems to be picking up steam with his carrots of vengeance.

Let's just hope rapie remembers to shut the Blarms off before it's too late.

For him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris begging to get blocked
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(1) (2) And that second pony seems to be just an OC with no ties to G5 at all, but that didn't stop him from going off.

I forgot to post this yesterday, he first replied to the poll saying "No" and the OP deleted his answer. Interesting that he demands to work with Nintendo appear on G4 now
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Is he insisting that he himself AND Nightstar - who is also himself - are canon to G4 now?

Also, who the fuck is "Doc" in this context?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Also, who the fuck is "Doc" in this context?

I think it's that Brony Analisist Dr Wold he did that pseudo therapy session with, I have zero knowledge of pony stuff so I could be wrong but I know he's mentioned him a few time since then.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I think it's that Brony Analisist Dr Wold he did that pseudo therapy session with, I have zero knowledge of pony stuff so I could be wrong but I know he's mentioned him a few time since then.

Yep I think it's him, Dr Wolf. Still simping after him even after he blocked him on twitter.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

The sad thing is Chris has put so many conditions on what he wants that even if they brought back Friendship is Magic he'd STILL never be happy!

Maybe someday they would do a reunion special just for the actors and fans, but he specifically demands FIVE MORE SEASONS of 26 episodes each (not gonna happen), with ALL the original cast and crew, 2D animated (even if there were a reunion, it'd probably be in the cheaper 3D animation they've already transitioned to) AND it has to accord exactly with his fanfiction, including his OCs!

The closest he can hope for is a "X-Men '97" style continuation 25 years later, with all different voice actors, completely different art style and animation, completely different writers, and naturally none of his fanfiction would happen and they wouldn't give him a job on the show

 

[BubbaRobot887]

What I find strange about this demand is that no cartoon these days does 26 episodes a year and since Chris is the type of person who takes a decade to draw one issue of a comic book it seems odd he would demand this much work out of other people.
I mean, when was the last time we got a new issue of Sonichu?
If he thinks it is that easy why doesn't he prove it by putting out 26 issues a year of his comic, that take way less work than 26 episodes a year of animation.

 

[Naenia Ness]

What I find strange about this demand is that no cartoon these days does 26 episodes a year and since Chris is the type of person who takes a decade to draw one issue of a comic book it seems odd he would demand this much work out of other people.
I mean, when was the last time we got a new issue of Sonichu?
If he thinks it is that easy why doesn't he prove it by putting out 26 issues a year of his comic, that take way less work than 26 episodes a year of animation.

That would mean he'd actually have to work. He's not going to do shit, he's going to keep streaming and schizo posting about Russian ponies on twitter.

I don't think Chris demanding this is strange at all, I agree with the sentiment that this is just the new blue arms.

If he was as deep in his delusions as he is now back then I could see him saying all this shit about Sonic Boom and wanting to advise on the redo of the game or whatever. He wants to be a 'creative' without any of the work behind it.