Containment Random Chris Updates

BubbaRobot887 said:
What I find strange about this demand is that no cartoon these days does 26 episodes a year and since Chris is the type of person who takes a decade to draw one issue of a comic book it seems odd he would demand this much work out of other people.
I mean, when was the last time we got a new issue of Sonichu?
If he thinks it is that easy why doesn't he prove it by putting out 26 issues a year of his comic, that take way less work than 26 episodes a year of animation.
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Damn, It really shows just how entitled and lazy he is when put like that. The Next issue of Sonichu better be incredibly good or shocking schizo if it's gonna maintain my interest.
 
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And I noticed only now the tags he uses on youtube lol
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I hope the algorithm keeps his videos far away from children.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read that twitter post.

I went to look at the tweet he made to announce the contest because I forgot if he said there was a prize or not and...

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I guess that's why he's used those tags on youtube.
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Wait, what?!

Isn't there a whole issue of Sonichu that is just sex scenes and another that is just brutal revenge porn?!
I don't think his own cannon comics would get by this requirement.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Wait, what?!

Isn't there a whole issue of Sonichu that is just sex scenes and another that is just brutal revenge porn?!
I don't think his own cannon comics would get by this requirement.
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I know at some point he changed the brutal executions' panels to Mao and the others going to live with the Amish (?) as part of their sentence lol. For the Rosechu porn issue he originally made three versions (one uncensored and the others with various degrees of censorship), I don't know if one can choose which printed version to buy or if he just sells the most censored one. Imagine wasting money buying the retconned sanitized edits.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Wait, what?!

Isn't there a whole issue of Sonichu that is just sex scenes and another that is just brutal revenge porn?!
I don't think his own canon comics would get by this requirement.
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Isn't that every issue?

I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read that twitter post.

I went to look at the tweet he made to announce the contest because I forgot if he said there was a prize or not and...

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I guess that's why he's used those tags on youtube.
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Fucking hypocrite through and through.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read that twitter post.

I went to look at the tweet he made to announce the contest because I forgot if he said there was a prize or not and...

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I guess that's why he's used those tags on youtube.
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So, something Chris likely isn't aware of is that Hasbro fucked up when it comes to the rights of MLP G4 - as in, Discovery owns some of the rights. This is the major reason why MLP G5, despite being 1000 years in G4's canonical future, rarely mentions ANYTHING about G4, and that's because every time something from G4 does come up, Hasbro has to pay Discovery money. It is hilariously, butt-fucking retarded that this happened all because Hasbro didn't read the fine print in time when moving to try digital distribution only methods, though at the same time imagine how mad Chris would have been if G5 outright mentioned things from G4 more and further ruined his precious headcanon. In that sense, he should be thankful that the worst G5 did was kill everybody (except Spike) offscreen from old age.

Still, the point is that Chris has unwittingly defined rules that can't be followed in real life, due to his sheer ignorance of copyrights. Some things never change.

BubbaRobot887 said:
The fact that he considers living with the Amish to be a punishment on par with death really tells you something about him. All the Amish people I have ever met are really nice, but Chris sees living with them as a fate on par with death?!
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He can't live without technology, which recalling from my school years you're taught that the Amish are a very anti-technology society.

Which isn't necessarily true. I had the opportunity last fall to visit Strasburg, PA to knock off a few bucket list items (one of the greatest trips of my life to date, honestly) and that place is situated dead center in rural Amish country so I saw a lot of Amish culture around there. While generally they prefer to stick to the old ways (a lot of horse and buggies, for instance), they WILL use modern technology if required, since I saw a group of them board one of those fancy tour busses and obviously all the Amish retail shops have modern cash registers and card readers.

It is funny how Chris, claiming to be very specifically a certain version of Jesus/God/whatever, says living with the Amish is on par with death, when the Amish are very much about worshiping God. I suspect his view is very colored by out of date schooling and more than likely that one episode of Dexter's Lab where Dexter accidently takes Dee Dee's place at Amish summer camp.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
It is funny how Chris, claiming to be very specifically a certain version of Jesus/God/whatever, says living with the Amish is on par with death, when the Amish are very much about worshiping God. I suspect his view is very colored by out of date schooling and more than likely that one episode of Dexter's Lab where Dexter accidently takes Dee Dee's place at Amish summer camp.
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That should make him WANT to visit the Amish, seeing as the episode ends with Dee Dee parachuting into the Amish village and them all bowing down to worship the "crop fairy".

I'd think that fits right in with Chris's goddess fantasies
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
That should make him WANT to visit the Amish, seeing as the episode ends with Dee Dee parachuting into the Amish village and them all bowing down to worship the "crop fairy".

I'd think that fits right in with Chris's goddess fantasies
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You would think so, but it's Chris and his base desires as an egocentric piece of shit who puts his wants ahead of even what he says are his duties as a reborn god.

In this case, the idea of living without access to the internet. He spent two years locked up and away from the internet and I suspect it impacted him more than he's willing to let on. He needs his outlet of social media and pop culture largely to keep his fantasies going, because he legitimately has no theory of mind and can't imagine new things. It's why I believe he latched on so dearly to the bible during his time locked up, because it literally was the ONLY piece of literature, he had access to almost constantly.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
He also read Jane Austen novels, but for some reason we never got Pride and Prejudichu
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I think that's more due to the fact he didn't really understand what Jane Austen wrote about. Note how with the Bible, he never really cites anything that isn't already parroted by pop culture like the concept of Judas or how Jesus suffered.

But really it's the whole part about Jesus having superpowers of God that Chris latched onto, it fit his established narrative of him always having such things since the golden age, and then later him trying to develop psychic powers.
 
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Ah I thought it was strange for Chris to appreciate Jane Austen's style, after those Pride and Prejudice grades he got in high school
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and indeed, the books he said he read in jail were "three contemporary romance stories that were retellings of Jane Austen's books". A few days ago he even asked the 4th book of that series for his birthday.

I imagine they're watered down modern takes of her classics to appeal to tiktokers.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Ah I thought it was strange for Chris to appreciate Jane Austen's style, after those Pride and Prejudice grades he got in high school
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and indeed, the books he said he read in jail were "three contemporary romance stories that were retellings of Jane Austen's books". A few days ago he even asked the 4th book of that series for his birthday.

I imagine they're watered down modern takes of her classics to appeal to tiktokers.
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If that was the ONLY thing he wanted, I'd be understanding.

It's probably inexpensive and a perfectly reasonable thing if you were reading a series.

Where we get into a problem is these big ticket items Chris should buy HIMSELF as a forty two year old.

I'm reading through the classics (Oliver Twist was pretty good for example) and now I'm taking a break to try Tolkein again. So book from the Lord of the rings series or even other Dickens novels would be appreciated.

If I want a Nintendo switch, however, that's something I can buy myself.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
He needs his outlet of social media and pop culture largely to keep his fantasies going, because he legitimately has no theory of mind and can't imagine new things. It's why I believe he latched on so dearly to the bible during his time locked up, because it literally was the ONLY piece of literature, he had access to almost constantly.
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That also goes for trannies and woke gender creatures. They want to invade classic media and ruin the heroic characters because they cant create anything on their own and has to resort to mutilating popular icons.
 
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