Containment Random Chris Updates

Ammyterasu said:
For some reason he butted in a minor internet slapfight about a Russian peace flag, called one of the guys arguing a "rat bastard" and then blocked him.
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What are the possibilities of Caden encouraging Chris to say stupid shit on the interwebs so that he would remain relevant and Caden can milk him even further? Because Honestly? I couldn't help but feel that Caden told him to say as much as stupid shit on the internet and start as much as unnecessary sissy fights as possible so that people would remain be interested on him.
Glassshardballpit said:
Surely...surely there's better people or places to donate to.

I don't know of any, but they must be out there.
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They won't fucking care, most of these donations came from Weens who are trying to gain Chris's trust so that they can troll/influence him, Idea Guys style (Surprisingly, Wise and Boyd is quiet popular among ween circles on places like TikTok). unknowing that all of their hard earned shekels would've gone to Caden's pockets instead kek.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
More derangement, now it's "stupid soviet"
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It seems like he's spamming his "G5 is Russian" message on everything he comes across.
Perhaps he's trying to capitalise on the "Russia bad" he's seen already and he thinks if he associates G5 with Russia, people will go "G5 bad" as well? I seem to recall Chris trying to do this in the past with something else.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
while simping for Zelensky (source)
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Google Translate: "Volodymyr Zelenskyi, I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonicha Prime, sincerely congratulate you. May you and your people continue to keep the faith and find the blessings of a lesser war. Stay fit and healthy."
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Мiкола Чандлiр lol
 
Bill Kilgore said:
What are the possibilities of Caden encouraging Chris to say stupid shit on the interwebs so that he would remain relevant and Caden can milk him even further? Because Honestly? I couldn't help but feel that Caden told him to say as much as stupid shit on the internet and start as much as unnecessary sissy fights as possible so that people would remain be interested on him.
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Heh Chris needs no encouragement to go full schizo on something he already hates, imo Caden only cares about the monetized streams and videos. Even if Chris blocked half of twitter, weens would still waste money just to call him Ian Brendon Anderson, try to get him to say "Barbussy" etc for the millionth time.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris is the type of person who, if his ass patters say something like "Don't worry CHRISTine, it's all taken care of", he's happy to lounge around thinking it's all done. Not to mention Chris has zero clue about any laws until they actually happen to him.

Then there is the whole thing about how Chris reacts to stuff. Caden could easily get him into a car, with some of his shit, and tells Chris to get out because of some excuse, maybe going into a store, and then just leaves his shit outside and drives away. Chris would have no idea what to do except freak out. Lets just say for the sake of argument he runs to the police, and the police, seeing a de-shelved, homeless looking crazy person, ranting about being "kicked out", heads to the house Chris points out. A mild mannered person answers, says he has no idea who Chris is, maybe he was invited to hang out, and that's why he has pictures or videos, but no, Chris never "lived there". Meanwhile, Chris throwing an absolute meltdown.

Then comes a legal challenge. Imagining Chris is in the same state, dirt encrusted skirt, not showered, greasy, barges into a law office, starts talking about how he's Jesus and "Judas Peck" betrayed him. Not a single attorney is going to say "Mmm yes, you know what there Ms Jesus Christ Chandler, we'll take up your case".

Does Chris have rights? Does Chris have recourse? Sure, but if it's up to Chris, he's going to talk himself right back into Western.
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I guess it depends on how Praetor withdrew Chris from the group home, like if Praetor had to sign a waiver accepting legal guardianship
 
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Ammyterasu said:
More derangement, now it's "stupid soviet"
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For someone who hates g5 with a burning passion m, Chris seems to leave a lot of comments on people's content for it. I'm sure most of the time it's just the terminally online retard bumping into g5 content but I can't help but wonder if Chris is intentionally going out if his way to find g5 content to complain about. It is the only way he can actively protest the show given I'm sure he's one "in store protest" away from going right back to jail.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
For someone who hates g5 with a burning passion m, Chris seems to leave a lot of comments on people's content for it. I'm sure most of the time it's just the terminally online retard bumping into g5 content but I can't help but wonder if Chris is intentionally going out if his way to find g5 content to complain about. It is the only way he can actively protest the show given I'm sure he's one "in store protest" away from going right back to jail.
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I see 3 options here:

1: he's going out of his way to find G5 shit
2: he's looking at the 'for you' tab and that's showing him G5 shit
3: people he's following for pony shit are moving onto G5 and posting about that

I'm not sure which it is, but option 1 is what I'd find the funniest.
 
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I didn't expect something that could be a crossover with our targeted individuals thread
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I have a feeling they're trying to take a page from the Idea Guys. Also can some brony qrd what's so bad about Luster Dawn?

And on a funnier note, Chris still thinks Nintendo will retcon Pokemon Scarlet/Violet to add his Sonichus
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