Containment Random Chris Updates

King Metalia said:
I'm sure Biden appreciates the flattery and praise from a man who most likely doesn't know who Putin is, much less understand the conflict between Russia and Ukraine.
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Chris probably doesn't fully grasp the Russia Ukraine conflict and Is only parroting what he's heard since leaving jail because it's a hot and trending topic he can exploit for attention. Although I'm surprised he has used a more relevant issue like the Palestinian Israeli conflict. He does at least know of it.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
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Yes Chris give a community that's already stretched their tolerance even for people like you even thinner. I legit wish there was a way to see if the people Chris has been replying to have blocked him for this shit foolery.

Bill Kilgore said:
Sweet Jesus for a second I thought Chris is announcing that he's going to play The Finals for the next livestream Lmfao.
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I'm old what's the finals? Is it another fortnight clone that is too complicated enough for a retard like Chris to grasp?
 
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Naenia Ness said:
I see 3 options here:

1: he's going out of his way to find G5 shit
2: he's looking at the 'for you' tab and that's showing him G5 shit
3: people he's following for pony shit are moving onto G5 and posting about that

I'm not sure which it is, but option 1 is what I'd find the funniest.
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I think it's a mix of 1 and 3, with what's happening being that 3 occurs first and triggers him going around Twitter ranting about G5 being Russian propaganda until he gets bored of it and goes back to whatever the else he does these days.

I do have to wonder how long he'll keep the Russian propaganda line going, since that's only because of the news regarding Putin shutting the one convention down in Russia and not because Chris gives a fuck about Ukraine in the slightest. He always rides off things he sees in mass media for a while, such as how he kept quoting the Spaceman from LEGO movie with 'letting the air out of my tank' and such.
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There are exactly two ponies from G5 here - pink maned white pony in the middle (Zipp Storm plush) and a Pipp Petals figure on the right. Everything else is G4 or G4-derived, including OCs.
 
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Fortyone said:
Literally no reason to watch his streams, the Jesus era is by far the most content devoid era yet, even the prison letters were more interesting than hearing chris drone on about his boring messiah complex shit
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His hearts just not Into going tard rage mad in stores selling g5 merchandise the way he did during the blarms saga....well that and the sedatives he's most likey on and the threat of going right back to jail of he breaks the law again.


Really lolcowdom as a whole has lost its luster, Kevin gibes no longer posts amhole pics and only rarely does selfies, Landon his cock all but disappeared until resurfacing as a boring quiet troon politician, even featured cows like verbalse...sure he blew 50k on an animation of himself getting it on with Charlie Morningstar and even vivziepop who say it was like "gtfo nigga this shit is gross." What else is there to say about it? The jokes about his one notable act of lolcowdom will dry up soon.
 
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Fortyone said:
Literally no reason to watch his streams, the Jesus era is by far the most content devoid era yet, even the prison letters were more interesting than hearing chris drone on about his boring messiah complex shit
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Frankly, the way things are going right now, this is par for the course with post-golden age Chris. Part of it is that he's getting older and his health has got to be catching up with him, to the point he can't be as energetic as he once was for these sorts of endeavors. Especially since he's become more isolated over time.

Another part is that Chris is anything but consistent. We're only some time past the jail saga where he was literally locked up and the most we got out of him was leaked prison letters and some excellent sluthing by kiwis that uncovered him having a tantrum in a mental hospital. He's also being controlled by Caden to some degree and Chris under anybody's control is going to be less prone to sperging.

However, at the same time that means when he inevitably pops off, it's going to be one hell of a show. Back with the blue arms shitshow, nobody predicted his idiotic one man campaign of petty vandalism of game cases would end up leading to him macing a guy and getting thrown in a drunk tank or something overnight. And right now? That proverbial pot is starting to boil again, because he's deeper into this godhood LARP than ever before and almost seemingly convinced that his hatred of Hasbro not continuing G4 is tied into the Ukranian War, while at the same time he's probably feeling increasingly ignored about his 'dire pleas' for Hasbro to save the timeline, as well as persecuted after getting kicked out of that recent convention even though he wasn't even being THAT much of a tard for once (though more because it was a pre-emptive measure from him making a scene combined with his literal motherfucking reputation than him having the chance to tard out ala "Hedgehog Defensive Position"). He also has literally nothing keeping him held down at any given moment - what's Caden going to do if Chris decides to just hop in the car and do another long ass drive?

Chris is best when it's Chris making incredibly bad decisions for short term gain. The stars have to align but I honestly do think it's just a matter of time before he causes things to spiral out of control in his life yet again.
 
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If someone is curious about the games Chris has on the Switch: link
He's doing a poll to decide what to stream in the next week-end.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
I kind of wish the Weens would stop tuning into the streams because then he would be forced to make more comics to make money.

I think that is what we all want, more comics.


Stop giving money to streams and buy comics so we will get more Sonichu, that is what I want to see.
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Do streamers get money from views or from subscriptions?
Or both?
 
TruthSeekingDaimon said:
Do streamers get money from views or from subscriptions?
Or both?
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Subs are just a number that would usually indicate that the viewers are involved but I have seen dead subs be a thing where you have people subbed but don't watch the videos in question.

So the usual Occam's Razor along with most content creators needing a like and views as well as mentioning how view counts are a thing,yeah.

A small subbed channel can make a lot of revenue if the vid has many views and likes. As opposed to a channel with a huge sub count but is bleeding view counts.

TL:DR View Counts are more important
 
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Fortyone said:
if anyone calls him out on anything he just pretends he didn't hear it and keeps talking about how he's god and other cult shit
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Father had a closet.

One side ties, the other side belts.

I needed more beltings. I got a few in the day, but I needed more.

I'm still the same entitled, mouthy, sassy disrespectful and disdainful of authority brat as I ever was.

I think the same could be applied to our current situation. I got a childhood but a good hiding, at least once so a memorable one, would have served me well.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
I kind of wish the Weens would stop tuning into the streams because then he would be forced to make more comics to make money.

I think that is what we all want, more comics.


Stop giving money to streams and buy comics so we will get more Sonichu, that is what I want to see.
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Speak for yourself, I tried to read the comics once and couldn't get past the first issue. They're just depressingly bad to me.
 
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