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Can that list be archived so one doesn't have to read that pompous derping "Honor Roll" tries to pass off as communication to see it?
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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You have no idea how much it annoys me that he fucked up a perfectly good Nintendo Switch with some kind of paint.
Jesus fucking Christ you're welcome.
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Because Chris has become a person non gratia among every fandom he tries to be spart of. think of it like this scene from South park.
Post barb gate the rule with chris has been, don't acknowledge him don't even mention him if yyou have too. Just block him and hope he moves on to someone else.
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BubbaRobot887
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I have to wonder if at some point he is going to flip out classic style because after a year or two of being blocked by every fandom he wants to be the goddess of will overcome whatever drugs he is on.
That is the only way I see these streams becoming entertaining in the future.
BubbaRobot887
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I like reading them because they are the most insane fan fiction ever made.
The comics are how I discovered Chris back in the day, in fact back in the day my friends and I thought they were a parody of Sonic fan fiction for a while.
At any rate I get more enjoyment out of reading them than watching a drugged up Chris go on about being Jesus.
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Chris, you are a few decades too late for the red fever.
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Would it be irresponsible to buy all the G5 pins and mail them to Chris for a late birthday?
present?
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I can tell you it'd definitely be a waste of money lol
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It would be a waste of money and a really big ween move.
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It's your money we can't tell people how to spend it but if you really wanna send it to Chris make sure you don't get doxed.
Indeed wtf is lardass comparing his hated g5 to the soviets? Russia hasn't been commie in 30 years. Also love how despite this being the closest thing to a "life" he has he's too lazy to even write a new angry reply.
Lastly only Chris would be dumb enough to not realize yelling at fan created content like a set of enamel pins isn't gonna hurt hasbros bottom line. In his warped little peanut brain he thinks ANYTHING relevant to g5 will keep it alive. Even though fan merch cannot save its source material. Just look at all the rebubble and etsy products made for shows like owl house or Molly mcgee. Didn't stop Disney from axing those shows now did it?
deadson
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Waiting for the fall out when they finally block him for being too annoying.
I'd never recommend it (see what happened to the idiots who bought him a Switch and told him not to doxx them) but you do you, just hope it doesn't bite ya in the ass when he starts squealing about it.
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Remember, Chris is an ignorant hillbilly autist raised by total boomers....and also he´s retarded
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They're too old to be boomers
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Cole Smithy is a boomer.
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Bob was greatest gen and Barb is silent gen, Chris really is an outlier given their ages.
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Oh good Lord.
For context, 'Baja Gryphon' is I think a FtM artist (or nonbinary, who even fucking knows) that usually does the con circuit of furry and pony conventions. From what I've heard on the grapevine, they can be agreeable enough to work with unless something sets them off, which given the aforementioned special gender factor you can probably guess how bad the resulting temper tantrums are, and if you can't guess then go through their twitter feed history for some self-hating masochism.
Specifically, there was an incident in the middle of 2022 involving, from what I've heard through the proverbial grapevine, Baja going absolutely apeshit about being 'tricked' into drawing a commission of a particular character. Or, more specifically, the daughter of a 4chan /mlp/ board character known as Aryane. Her butt mark is a pink heart with a swastika in the middle so that right there should tell you everything you need to know about why this character even exits. Baja didn't know about this association with the character they drew (even though said character, the daughter of Aryanne, is named Luftkrieg which is kind of a big fuckin' hint if you ask me) as the commissioner didn't tell them, so when Baja found out...well, there are stories of a document from Trotcon 2022 (Baja is head of that convention's art department) passed out to vendors highlighting "facist dogwhistles" which amounts to a bunch of summarized 4chan pony memes, facist shit like putting '1488' everywhere in coded language, and even some weird contradictory stuff about nordic runes.
Chris here basically just called her out for what he seems insistent to be facist propganda in the exact same vein as what Baja called that alleged art commission that triggered the whole Trotcon 22 mess. I do not expect anything to come of this that's actually notable, but it's funny to think of Chris obliviously stepping onto some genderspecial landmine over this nonsense he's peddling.
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Alas, I will not be sending Chris anything. Knowing him, he secretly likes G5 anyways. Just like he said that he hated blarms but went ahead and bought the Sonic boom games.
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Not to mention he hated Equestria Girls at first too.