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kiwifarmsusername
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Warning! the first two posts on this user's feed are of a guy jerking his dick off onto a picture of Chris, and the second is a bowl full of diarrhea!
U/AbsoluteDegenerate21
I shot out of bed startling my dog and waking up my sleeping wife who has to work very early tomorrow morning for work. I had finally cracked the case. All of the puzzle pieces finally fit. The user I mentioned earlier in the thread had a few key markers of a Chris Sockpuppet, but the writing was off. it was somehow more coherent and better executed; less emojis like I said earlier. He had just fapped to a picture of sonic fucking rainbow dash, so the G4 connection was made earlier for me.
"What's wrong honey?" asked my wife as I frantically shuffled around the objects on my cluttered nightstand until i felt the familiar texture of my phone.
"Nothing, go back to bed." I planted a kiss on her forehead as my I thumbed my phone's power button. I got up to leave the room in a hurry as i opened the Reddit app. I opened U/AbsoluteDegenerate21's profile page and the unwelcome images on their page sickened me. I felt bile rise in my throat, but i pressed on.
They had posted four long form posts to the subreddit and to their own blog about stupid bullshit. I plugged each one into an AI writing detector. 100% AI generated, 100% AI generated, 100% AI generated, 100% AI generated.
"eureka."
I checked a few of his shorter posts too and the only one that were generated that wasn't some sort of manifesto-length schizo post was a brief summary of Jefferey Dahmer's health; a red herring presumably.
In conclusion, the use of chat GPT to mask their writing style can only be some sort of deranged tactic of Chris's to remain incognito and white knight for himself on the subreddit. I'm sure a similar tactic will be attempted here on the farms. It could still be an orbiter, but I think not.
U/AbsoluteDegenerate21
I shot out of bed startling my dog and waking up my sleeping wife who has to work very early tomorrow morning for work. I had finally cracked the case. All of the puzzle pieces finally fit. The user I mentioned earlier in the thread had a few key markers of a Chris Sockpuppet, but the writing was off. it was somehow more coherent and better executed; less emojis like I said earlier. He had just fapped to a picture of sonic fucking rainbow dash, so the G4 connection was made earlier for me.
"What's wrong honey?" asked my wife as I frantically shuffled around the objects on my cluttered nightstand until i felt the familiar texture of my phone.
"Nothing, go back to bed." I planted a kiss on her forehead as my I thumbed my phone's power button. I got up to leave the room in a hurry as i opened the Reddit app. I opened U/AbsoluteDegenerate21's profile page and the unwelcome images on their page sickened me. I felt bile rise in my throat, but i pressed on.
They had posted four long form posts to the subreddit and to their own blog about stupid bullshit. I plugged each one into an AI writing detector. 100% AI generated, 100% AI generated, 100% AI generated, 100% AI generated.
"eureka."
I checked a few of his shorter posts too and the only one that were generated that wasn't some sort of manifesto-length schizo post was a brief summary of Jefferey Dahmer's health; a red herring presumably.
In conclusion, the use of chat GPT to mask their writing style can only be some sort of deranged tactic of Chris's to remain incognito and white knight for himself on the subreddit. I'm sure a similar tactic will be attempted here on the farms. It could still be an orbiter, but I think not.
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Maybe that "nutty slow-in-the-mind" takes that "commie Nazi" thing from The Simpsons seriously?
And yet "Honor Roll" still somehow got on the honor roll in high school. Maybe Bob "did the brain work" to help him get on it.
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Cuntspiracy Man
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AI is retarded and cannot tell AI apart from actual human writing
those things are pretty much wrong every time, you can plug a known handwritten text from the 1800s into it and itll say its made by a bot, but generate text by a bot and the AI will say its legit human writing like its covering up for its machine brethren
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Bro wrote a whole essay on X, why can't he save these rants for his comics?
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BilliardRealmore
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A random trans person recently showed up at Barb’s house to harass her.
Zelda Menefee who uses the ig name “Zeldathehedgehog” and reddit name Zeldatheouchmouse, drove their silver corvette to Barbs house and tried to give her a ptsd rape flashback.
They posted pictures to Reddit yesterday, of them stalking Barb. They deleted the post.
Zelda Menefee who uses the ig name “Zeldathehedgehog” and reddit name Zeldatheouchmouse, drove their silver corvette to Barbs house and tried to give her a ptsd rape flashback.
They posted pictures to Reddit yesterday, of them stalking Barb. They deleted the post.
Do you have an archive of the Reddit post?
Edit: @BilliardRealmore @kiwifarmsusername @high.ravioli pls stop using this thread to sperg about Reddit users you don't like.
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Cuntspiracy Man
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deadson
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Even with chris out of the house borb can't catch a break.
No one gives a shit about rando reddit users, newfag. Keep the thread clear of those. Also, archive fucking everything if you think it's important.
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Someone on reddit claims their sister saw Chris at TooManyGames yesterday
I find it very hard to believe no one else noticed him, even while wearing a mask there's a zero chance only one girl could tell it was him.
I find it very hard to believe no one else noticed him, even while wearing a mask there's a zero chance only one girl could tell it was him.
kiwifarmsusername
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The live stream for TMG from yesterday is on their YouTube. They have shots of the expo center with attendees just candidly walking around if anyone wants to look, but I didn't see anything. They have the sonic voice actors on a panel today happening right now, but they just cut to some lame butt rock band. If it goes to a Q&A for the robotnik guy, there's a good chance for recisivism from Chris.
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Mysterious Figure
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Jesus, that video of the guy masturbating to Chris made me vomit.
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Here's the best news yet; unless you have pics or video footage it didn't happen.
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Chris has announced a livestream for tomorrow.
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Just when I thought we really wouldn't get a CWCki photo for June, Chris came through
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Either gonna have to spend tomorrow to watch it (which I'll be using on more productive manners, which is building a HG YF-21), or wait for a recap, have a TTRPG session today evening.
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New Reddit sighting w/ Flutter
"Chris Chan spotted @ River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg VA, with what seems to be a gal pal. They got chick fil an and went to go see a movie it seems."
"Chris Chan spotted @ River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg VA, with what seems to be a gal pal. They got chick fil an and went to go see a movie it seems."
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Lol of course we only get the most obstructed photos of her. I wonder if she's here to assist Chris with his next videos, last time she was there he recorded a bunch of those "Chris Chan vs AI" songs. And maybe with the Minecraft stuff too, since he will stream it "soon".