Containment Random Chris Updates

[Denki Cho 3.0]

There's going to be a new livestream tonight (source) and also Chris posted on youtube some lore reading about his Chaos Control thing

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I only listened for a few seconds, it seems Liquid Chris now has his own sonichu form, Liquidchu.

Chris looks high as fuck.

Maybe Chris isn't on meds, but weed. It's legal there but he (or Caden) would have to buy it in Maryland.

He also looks ugly AF

I'm not going to listen to anything after this evil mother raping piece of garbage calls himself "Jesus." He will pay for that some day, retard or not.

100% agree. I don't understand how anyone can support a sticky lingered, mother raping pdycho, but here we are.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Been checking the video, only a few seconds in and I have no clue what the fuck he's reading but it's clear praetor has been fucking with lore to some extent, or I forgot some of the idea guys' additions. Liquid chris is apparently now a character and a sonichu? Crystal is now Crystilna? I feel like I'm having a stroke here with all these rebrands and distortions. I'm pretty sure I've followed sonichu lore as close as humanly possible in the well over a decade I've been watching chris' antics but somehow missed whatever the fuck this is.

I feel you, the last lore video I watched from start to finish was that Jesus Sonichu play he made soon after he came back online and I hated every second of. Not that I cared much about any of the Sonichu lore since he started putting brony shit in it, but back then there still was something at least that made it either interesting or funny in a retarded way. Now it just pisses me off.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I honestly kinda checked out on considering anything new being "canon" back when the idea guys put magi-chan into an quasi-incestuous polycule with his adoptive dad mewtwo and chris. Everyone that read the goofy ass comic knows he gets with the magical dickgirl as his wife and cures her of the dick having condition offscreen. It's still fucking surreal to me though how walled off chris seems now in Caden's druggie house that I didn't even see whatever the fuck this was coming.

The only thing from the Idea Guys saga I think should be canon is Ted Bundy being a Sonichu

 

[Bootsy]

His deadfish expression has come back and it looks even worse than before.

Also is it me but his eyes genuinely look... soulless. Like, his previous deadfish expressions were still creepy but at least had some kind of an expression on them, like he has a soul and is human. Now, he looks more fake and soulless that he's starting to resemble a crappy AI generated influencer, like there is absolutely nothing left in him.

Yeah he's getting old. He looks like he has ptosis pretty bad.

 

[knux]

His deadfish expression has come back and it looks even worse than before. He now looks like an uglier, less innocent, less fit version of Tommy Wiseau. Baring in mind that Wiseau himself is turning 70 this year if we go by his most likely DOB (no one really knows ofc). He's old enough to be Chris' father (and young enough to be Bob's son ironically which shows how late Bob had Chris).

Also is it me but his eyes genuinely look... soulless. Like, his previous deadfish expressions were still creepy but at least had some kind of an expression on them, like he has a soul and is human. Now, he looks more fake and soulless that he's starting to resemble a crappy AI generated influencer, like there is absolutely nothing left in him. I'd argue if not already, in a few years he'll start giving off uncanny valley vibes, especially if/when Praetor dump him.

Wouldn't be surprised if Praetor and Flutter effectively treat Chris like a slave and pay him less than the federal minimum wage despite making more money than ever from the online stores.

I wonder if it is written for Chris and he just reads it off a screen prompt?
That may explain some of the lack of engagement with the camera.
As for the rest, who knows? He seems drugged.

I dunno. Something is really off about all of this. I don't have anything more than feelings to base this on though.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Watch his eyes.

He is clearly reading a script and he is reading it as fast as possible, he doesn't want to be making this video.

 

[King Kiwi]

Watch his eyes.

He is clearly reading a script and he is reading it as fast as possible, he doesn't want to be making this video.

Oh come on, can't you just hear the fierce excitement and raw passion in his voice and see it in his mannerisms? And not a bunch of crooks and con artists milking Chris for all he's worth?

 

[Ogier]

He is clearly reading a script and he is reading it as fast as possible, he doesn't want to be making this video.

This video couldn’t make any more money for Caden than Etsy, I think this is just Chris trying to continue his legacy, so full of anti-psychotics (or whatever they prescribe him to stop seeing Magi-Chan), but too lazy to draw the comics. I don’t see why Praetor would be forcing it. And what the fuck does Chris do day-to-day aside from this? Is Caden or the (probable) meds what keeps him so underground? I miss the Jail Letters.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

He's currently streaming Sonic 2006 and he is SO BAD AT IT. Isn't this widely considered the worst 3D Sonic game?

It's literally unfinished. And not unfinished in the way twitch streamer would claim when they don't like a game because it doesn't contain as many features as one would want. I mean it's genuinely a glitch ridden mess. To this day its shocking a huge cult developer even released it

 

[Ammyterasu]

Not a Chris update, but the cwcki just made a page about an old troll group named ThePCAssassins and the few videos remaining on their youtube channel, all recordings of phone calls between the trolls and Bob.

Things of note that I saw so far

• Bob claimed he had cancer and would soon get operated [date or even year of the video is unknown]
• At the same time he said some trolls pranked them with a delivery of 400 pounds of magazines
• In another call he said Chris taught himself how to read through tv's close captioning
• According to him Chris' problems at the Game Place started because he was too good at pokemon cards so others hated him for it [he wasn't and would throw tantrums each time he lost]
• He seemed genuinely impressed by Chris' ability to achieve the CADD degrees [even if it took him extra years and Bob did all his homework for him?]
• He claimed Chris is a "talented cartoonist" and that he has photographic memory [in reality he is face-blind]
• According to him the only reason Chris can't get a job with his degree is because everyone discriminates against autistic people and fears them
• He didn't seem very worried about Chris' fate after his and Barb's deaths, thinking that the state will possibly take care of him and find him a job through disability programs
• He was still convinced that child Chris would have been locked away for all his life if institutionalized, that he did the right thing by mainstreaming him and that Chris could still be a productive citizen

ngl it's nice to hear Bob's voice again.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Not a Chris update, but the cwcki just made a page about an old troll group named ThePCAssassins and the few videos remaining on their youtube channel, all recordings of phone calls between the trolls and Bob.

Things of note that I saw so far

• Bob claimed he had cancer and would soon get operated [date or even year of the video is unknown]
• At the same time he said some trolls pranked them with a delivery of 400 pounds of magazines
• In another call he said Chris taught himself how to read through tv's close captioning
• According to him Chris' problems at the Game Place started because he was too good at pokemon cards so others hated him for it [he wasn't and would throw tantrums each time he lost]
• He seemed genuinely impressed by Chris' ability to achieve the CADD degrees [even if it took him extra years and Bob did all his homework for him?]
• He claimed Chris is a "talented cartoonist" and that he has photographic memory [in reality he is face-blind]
• According to him the only reason Chris can't get a job with his degree is because everyone discriminates against autistic people and fears them
• He didn't seem very worried about Chris' fate after his and Barb's deaths, thinking that the state will possibly take care of him and find him a job through disability programs
• He was still convinced that child Chris would have been locked away for all his life if institutionalized, that he did the right thing by mainstreaming him and that Chris could still be a productive citizen

ngl it's nice to hear Bob's voice again.

So in other words Bob was completely nuts and he is the one who taught Chris that the whole world was against him and gave him a victim complex.

 

[The Lawgiver]

This video couldn’t make any more money for Caden than Etsy, I think this is just Chris trying to continue his legacy, so full of anti-psychotics (or whatever they prescribe him to stop seeing Magi-Chan), but too lazy to draw the comics. I don’t see why Praetor would be forcing it. And what the fuck does Chris do day-to-day aside from this? Is Caden or the (probable) meds what keeps him so underground? I miss the Jail Letters.

Sonichu balls are now "Chaos crystal balls"
crystal is now "crystalina/crystalina rosechu"
Liquid chris is now a time traveler character instead of a one off shooting victim and is called "liquid sonichu"
These all SCREAM of praetor telling chris to change shit or having someone hand him a script based on a loose non-reader understanding of sonichu. The fact chris briefly calls crystal crystal and has to explain it's the same person and not a new character is what gets me thinking that theory of him badly reading a script they made for him might be right.
EDIT: For context, there's more changes than those, but hose were the ones I immediately noticed already looking at the recent content so they stuck with me. Weirder still going by that video stuff there's just legal rebrand chaos emeralds too now.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not a Chris update, but the cwcki just made a page about an old troll group named ThePCAssassins and the few videos remaining on their youtube channel, all recordings of phone calls between the trolls and Bob.

Things of note that I saw so far

• Bob claimed he had cancer and would soon get operated [date or even year of the video is unknown]
• At the same time he said some trolls pranked them with a delivery of 400 pounds of magazines
• In another call he said Chris taught himself how to read through tv's close captioning
• According to him Chris' problems at the Game Place started because he was too good at pokemon cards so others hated him for it [he wasn't and would throw tantrums each time he lost]
• He seemed genuinely impressed by Chris' ability to achieve the CADD degrees [even if it took him extra years and Bob did all his homework for him?]
• He claimed Chris is a "talented cartoonist" and that he has photographic memory [in reality he is face-blind]
• According to him the only reason Chris can't get a job with his degree is because everyone discriminates against autistic people and fears them
• He didn't seem very worried about Chris' fate after his and Barb's deaths, thinking that the state will possibly take care of him and find him a job through disability programs
• He was still convinced that child Chris would have been locked away for all his life if institutionalized, that he did the right thing by mainstreaming him and that Chris could still be a productive citizen

ngl it's nice to hear Bob's voice again.

Well he was delusional wasn't he?

So what's up with the video being non private now? Did the creators of the channel just decide to share what they had or did you or someone else stumble upon this YouTube video - after they unprivated it - and find these two videos? Who knew that there was other videos on there? We're all those videos privated? Does anyone know what happened to those videos or why they were deleted?

Do I ask too many questions? These questions and more!

 

[Ammyterasu]

So in other words Bob was completely nuts and he is the one who taught Chris that the whole world was against him and gave him a victim complex.

More like in denial that he fathered a retard while his other two children are accomplished professionals with BAs and PhD to their names. But I bet the biggest share of victim complex and delusion of grandeur come from Barb (she is royalty after all..)

So what's up with the video being non private now? Did the creators of the channel just decide to share what they had or did you or someone else stumble upon this YouTube video - after they unprivated it - and find these two videos? Who knew that there was other videos on there? We're all those videos privated? Does anyone know what happened to those videos or why they were deleted?

lol no idea, maybe they got flagged for abuse by youtube at some point and only a few still existing videos could be reuploaded. I never heard of them before I saw them yesterday on the recently uncovered info section of the cwcki, but some videos have comments from years ago so at least someone at some point was aware of them.

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edit: oh and also in one of the videos Bob finally confirms Chris was never Honor Roll. Not that we didn't know considering Chris' high school votes and that video made when he was in middle school where he complains about getting a F.

 

[King Kiwi]

More like in denial that he fathered a retard while his other two children are accomplished professionals with BAs and PhD to their names. But I bet the biggest share of victim complex and delusion of grandeur come from Barb (she is royalty after all..)


lol no idea, maybe they got flagged for abuse by youtube at some point and only a few still existing videos could be reuploaded. I never heard of them before I saw them yesterday on the recently uncovered info section of the cwcki, but some videos have comments from years ago so at least someone at some point was aware of them.

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edit: oh and also in one of the videos Bob finally confirms Chris was never Honor Roll. Not that we didn't know considering Chris' high school votes and that video made when he was in middle school where he complains about getting a F.

Oh well I thought it was kind of odd that took him 5 years to complete his college education anyways.

He wasn't being truthful about his school days.

Next you'll tell me the gal pals weren't real.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

There's going to be a new livestream tonight (source) and also Chris posted on youtube some lore reading about his Chaos Control thing

Please note the not so subtle padded cell overlay
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I only listened for a few seconds, it seems Liquid Chris now has his own sonichu form, Liquidchu.

The Benjamin Franklin resemblance just keeps increasing every year.

 

[Del Boy]

Watch his eyes.

He is clearly reading a script and he is reading it as fast as possible, he doesn't want to be making this video.

I don't know. Praetor make way more money on the Etsy store than videos which is probably why we've been seeing very little activity from Chris this year, even compared to 2024. The videos don't get that many views and at best generate little profit for them.

I think Chris is reading from a script that someone from Praetor wrote due to the fact that they (and almost anyone for that matter) can write a lot more coherently than he can. He probably just gave them some pointers as to what he wants and they made a coherent script that he was happy with (or didn't understand but didn't care most likely). I think more likely Chris' ego even on meds, got the better of him and he wanted to find any way to try and keep himself relevant (with Praetor knowing it would benefit them as well).

As for why he's reading it so awkwardly and fast, well imo it's a combination of meds and general cognitive decline he's been facing as he's in his 40s now and life is very much catching up to him.

Oh well I thought it was kind of odd that took him 5 years to complete his college education anyways.

It was five years excluding the suspension year. So in total it took him six years to complete college from 2000 - 2006. And that too for an associates degree that takes most people two years (three at the very most). And it's not at all like Chris was having extenuating circumstances such as illness or helping out family (who he'd never care for even on a good day). He was just that lazy, retarded and selfish.

Now he can't even put his associates degree to any modern use. The course isn't even offered at PVCC anymore and Chris likely used software from the early Windows XP or even Windows 2000/9x era which would be completely obsolete today. Today his "associates degree" would just be a class merged into another associates degree as technology (and thus software) has changed considerably since 2006 (reminder that the iPhone didn't even exist then). What he's done by today's standards would be the equivalent of knowing the basics of Microsoft Word.

 

[ASeabear8952]

So in total it took him six years to complete college from 2000 - 2006

But he probably would have completed it sooner if he wasn’t suspended and was forced to take anger management for two years or whatever (my Chris knowledge when it comes to that is a bit hazy).

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

According to him Chris' problems at the Game Place started because he was too good at pokemon cards so others hated him for it

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

It's not just bad.

It's so bad that it inspired somebody who never actually played the game to completely deconstruct it and rebuild it from the ground up.

And wildly succeeded.

For real?! You have to tell me where is that fangame, I want to play it

Yeah he's getting old. He looks like he has ptosis pretty bad.
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I guess, like every inbreed redneck spawn, he has fucked up genetics and now that he's old he looks EXTRA shit and ugly, not like that autistic motherfucker blob give a fuck but...oh well