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ASeabear8952 said:
But he probably would have completed it sooner if he wasn’t suspended and was forced to take anger management for two years or whatever (my Chris knowledge when it comes to that is a bit hazy).
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He took anger management classes in the 2004-05 academic year which was when he was suspended. He would still have taken at least five years to complete that (if not longer) without the anger management classes.
 
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Del Boy said:
He took anger management classes in the 2004-05 academic year which was when he was suspended. He would still have taken at least five years to complete that (if not longer) without the anger management classes.
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They did wonders for him and totally didn't shunt him through just to get the job done.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Not a Chris update, but the cwcki just made a page about an old troll group named ThePCAssassins and the few videos remaining on their youtube channel, all recordings of phone calls between the trolls and Bob.

Things of note that I saw so far
  • Bob claimed he had cancer and would soon get operated [date or even year of the video is unknown]
  • At the same time he said some trolls pranked them with a delivery of 400 pounds of magazines
  • In another call he said Chris taught himself how to read through tv's close captioning
  • According to him Chris' problems at the Game Place started because he was too good at pokemon cards so others hated him for it [he wasn't and would throw tantrums each time he lost]
  • He seemed genuinely impressed by Chris' ability to achieve the CADD degrees [even if it took him extra years and Bob did all his homework for him?]
  • He claimed Chris is a "talented cartoonist" and that he has photographic memory [in reality he is face-blind]
  • According to him the only reason Chris can't get a job with his degree is because everyone discriminates against autistic people and fears them
  • He didn't seem very worried about Chris' fate after his and Barb's deaths, thinking that the state will possibly take care of him and find him a job through disability programs
  • He was still convinced that child Chris would have been locked away for all his life if institutionalized, that he did the right thing by mainstreaming him and that Chris could still be a productive citizen
ngl it's nice to hear Bob's voice again.
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lost media of Bob Chandler, now, this is really interesting

Traces of classic Chris, please never die
 
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King Metalia said:
Classic Chris is like a fine aged liquor... Modern Chris however isn't worthy to hold Chris's dirty crapped briefs.
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The only modern Chris stuff I can think of that genuinely made me laugh were the G5 MLP clips being sent to him in that Binding of Isaac stream and his video on the schizo theory about G5 being Russian propaganda.
 
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Jeff Gazetti said:
Oh come on now. With everything else Chris has done, is an audio recording of him crying really going to be the worst thing he’s ever done? If anything it might actually serve to humanize home some.
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I don't think I'd listen to the whole recording, if it were released. It wouldn't be comedy, just a sad, mentally ill man breaking down and crying in grief. Maybe there is something earth shattering in there, but I doubt it.
 
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The Black Tape is not real. Maybe he cried on Mumble or whatever he used back then, but whomever claimed to have it simply forgot to record the call. As for its hypothetical release, yes it would be a sadistic thing to listen to, but we have all heard the man be bullied, berated, and sexually coerced and humiliated. Not white-knighting him, but nobody has done Chris any favors by pretending to hide this tape.
 
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Jeff Gazetti said:
Oh come on now. With everything else Chris has done, is an audio recording of him crying really going to be the worst thing he’s ever done? If anything it might actually serve to humanize home some.
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People have been want that video ever since Bob died. People have requested it be dropped in the past, and all it results in is a reply from Marvin saying it will never release. As of now, there's zero reason not to.
 
Ogier said:
The Black Tape is not real. Maybe he cried on Mumble or whatever he used back then, but whomever claimed to have it simply forgot to record the call. As for its hypothetical release, yes it would be a sadistic thing to listen to, but we have all heard the man be bullied, berated, and sexually coerced and humiliated. Not white-knighting him, but nobody has done Chris any favors by pretending to hide this tape.
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This is what I'm thinking. The pickle man has had a lot of "super secrete insider Chris knowledge" because... well... he's the man in the pickle suit, so of course he would. And all those old trolls just got some kind of superior morality at the last minute and decided to hide Chris acting like has emotions.

Chris doesn't care about anyone but himself. He doesn't care about anything other than what he can get. There is no way Chris is absolutely beside himself and heartbroken because a family member died.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris doesn't care about anyone but himself. He doesn't care about anything other than what he can get. There is no way Chris is absolutely beside himself and heartbroken because a family member died.
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Eh… People can be narcissistic and still care about a few close people. It’s usually with animals but it’s possible. Well the black tape could definitely settle this but as we all know…
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
There is no way Chris is absolutely beside himself and heartbroken because a family member died.
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Meh, I wouldn’t go that far. He knew Bob longer than he knew Sonic and we all remember Blarms. A change as big as Bob dying probably did trigger an intense emotional reaction. You could be right though; who is to say? My claim is that anyone willing to fuck with Chris and record their conversations during this time wouldn’t suddenly grow a conscience about it if he did cry.
 
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