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I don't care about The Black Tape (aside from knowing if the name was a Yu Yu Hakusho reference, probably not tho) but speaking of rumored edgy documentations, I would like to know if the alleged video of Chris punching/slapping Barb during the IdeaGuys saga was real. As far as I know The Captain (who had access to all of Chris' accounts and wanted to protect him) never confirmed nor dismissed its existance.
 
nvrwastetree said:
People have been want that video ever since Bob died. People have requested it be dropped in the past, and all it results in is a reply from Marvin saying it will never release. As of now, there's zero reason not to.
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If you had a magic genie who lived in a 🪔, you're not just going to hand him off to the first bozo who asks for it, are you?

People want to keep certain things to themselves, particularly if other people want it, because it makes them feel special and important.
 
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King Kiwi said:
If you had a magic genie who lived in a 🪔, you're not just going to hand him off to the first bozo who asks, are you?

People want what you want because it makes them feel important about themselves.
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I don’t disagree.

In this case though, it could easily be this Marvin wanting to spare Chris some dignity.

How would anyone feel if a video of them grieving their father got memed to fuck for some laughs?
 
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FinnSven said:
I don’t disagree.

In this case though, it could easily be this Marvin wanting to spare Chris some dignity.

How would anyone feel if a video of them grieving their father got memed to fuck for some laughs?
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That as well.

I just really want a genie. Too bad goddesses can't grant wishes cuz he got the blue part down but now even that's gone.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
I don't care about The Black Tape (aside from knowing if the name was a Yu Yu Hakusho reference, probably not tho) but speaking of rumored edgy documentations, I would like to know if the alleged video of Chris punching/slapping Barb during the IdeaGuys saga was real. As far as I know The Captain (who had access to all of Chris' accounts and wanted to protect him) never confirmed nor dismissed its existance.
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I can kind of understand (But don’t agree), if true on one hand it’s abuse towards an elderly women but on the other he was manipulated into doing it and at the time most everyone was feeling bad for Chris.

Although at the end of the day it’s just Chris abusing his mother, if the Idea Guys had told him he had to punch a 7 foot muscular black man or Rosechu would be blown up by a space laser I doubt he would have complied.

Also if it did happen it would make this event more sinister:
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As in rather than Chris acting randomly violent it might have been a coercive ‘Don’t make me hit you again’ threat towards her.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I can kind of understand (But don’t agree), if true on one hand it’s abuse towards an elderly women but on the other he was manipulated into doing it and at the time most everyone was feeling bad for Chris.

Although at the end of the day it’s just Chris abusing his mother, if the Idea Guys had told him he had to punch a 7 foot muscular black man or Rosechu would be blown up by a space laser I doubt he would have complied.

Also if it did happen it would make this event more sinister:
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As in rather than Chris acting randomly violent it might have been a coercive ‘Don’t make me hit you again’ threat towards her.
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And who even knows what he gets up to these days because he doesn't talk to anyone.

Oh I forgot, he went on the straight and narrow and is a reformed model citizen now. :tomgirl:
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I can kind of understand (But don’t agree), if true on one hand it’s abuse towards an elderly women but on the other he was manipulated into doing it and at the time most everyone was feeling bad for Chris.

Although at the end of the day it’s just Chris abusing his mother, if the Idea Guys had told him he had to punch a 7 foot muscular black man or Rosechu would be blown up by a space laser I doubt he would have complied.

Also if it did happen it would make this event more sinister:
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As in rather than Chris acting randomly violent it might have been a coercive ‘Don’t make me hit you again’ threat towards her.
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That set of Chris's messages always put the thought in my head that the biggest reason for fucking Barb, besides being horny, was some sort of dominance thing. Chris was always afraid of Barb, right up until he figured out how weak and frail she was, then he saw his chance.

As for punching Barb, I 100% believe he did in the past. There's that video where Barb shows up with a bruise on her face and Chris immediately starts leading her on to say that she got it while slipping on the grass when taking out the trash. Reminds me of someone who hits their partner immediately bringing attention to it with a bullshit store of tripping or running into a doorknob.

Around that same time, in another video, Chris throws his arm around Barb and demands she tells him to turn her loose, and you can see Barb is terrified, trying to squirm away but Chris holds on until she complies.

The latest about elder abuse I noticed was the recent sighting of Barb, who put on a significant amount of weight. When Chris was taking care of her, she looked extremely skinny. I think he just wasn't taking care of her, as she was some afterthought for things like food. Maybe even messing with her medicine, causing her to space out and stuff.

At this point, none of that would surprise me.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Damn I didn't thought of that. What a stupid gorilla he is.
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Gorillas are some of the smartest animals there are.

Pickle Inspector said:
I can kind of understand (But don’t agree), if true on one hand it’s abuse towards an elderly women but on the other he was manipulated into doing it and at the time most everyone was feeling bad for Chris.

Although at the end of the day it’s just Chris abusing his mother, if the Idea Guys had told him he had to punch a 7 foot muscular black man or Rosechu would be blown up by a space laser I doubt he would have complied.

Also if it did happen it would make this event more sinister:
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As in rather than Chris acting randomly violent it might have been a coercive ‘Don’t make me hit you again’ threat towards her.
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Where is this from?

Is it just a joke?

It looks like bad trolling in very convincing Chris writing.
 
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Some assorted social media posts from these last few days

Still larping about being able to buy his Transformers knockoff from regular stores as a consequence of the merge, which is just sad. (source: xitter)
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Giving medical advice to a brony artist (xitter)
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List of bluesky tweets on The American Rabbit and how Chris discovered Sonic. I find it interesting he now calls his beloved childhood movie "cringe" (maybe he showed it to Flutter and she flat out told him so?)
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To top it all off, this especially insufferable post (bluesky)
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... which more interestingly prompted this reply from another user (source)
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... that in turn made Chris so butthurt he blocked the reply (I don't think that happened before on bluesky), he blocked the user (usually he's very slow at blocking even the most obvious weens), but he still replied to it even if no one can normally see it (I don't remember the last time he went off like that instead of ignoring it)
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Ammyterasu said:
List of bluesky tweets on The American Rabbit and how Chris discovered Sonic. I find it interesting he now calls his beloved childhood movie "cringe" (maybe he showed it to Flutter and she flat out told him so?)
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Him calling The American Rabbit, which predated his whole obsession with Sonic, "cringe" is perhaps the most shocking thing I've heard from him all month. He's that mundane now.
 
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PsychoNerd said:
Him calling The American Rabbit, which predated his whole obsession with Sonic, "cringe" is perhaps the most shocking thing I've heard from him all month. He's that mundane now.
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How the mighty autist has fallen. So sad.

I really think it could be Flutter's influence, since Chris seems to only accept inputs from the women in his life (like when he agreed that the attraction sign made him look retarded only after Barb flat out told him so)
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Chris officially says his Love Quest is over, I don't remember if he ever stated that before or if it was just implied because of his "OCs poly marriage" (and fucking Barb..). Also he backpedaled on the Merge being complete, like he said in a jail letter.
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Oh...fucking God.

He's probably referring to Mia Hamm but he could also easily be referring to his polyflubs, Barbosa or Fickle.

As per usual, Chris only hears the things he wants to hear and doesn't care about anything that's going to be extra work.

That's why no one should give a damn about that shitty interview; it's just Chris getting to be his lazy, non productive self.

Why should he draw comic books or do something to truly entertain his True and Honest fandom when he can rehash garbage from the past no one cares about anymore but Gen Z weens.

This is just a lame attempt to get more attention on Chris to push more sales and it's going to work of course.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Chris officially says his Love Quest is over, I don't remember if he ever stated that before or if it was just implied because of his "OCs poly marriage" (and fucking Barb..). Also he backpedaled on the Merge being complete, like he said in a jail letter.
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He said this in March of last year:

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But it looks like this is the first time he’s explicitly said the Love Quest is over.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Some assorted social media posts from these last few days

Still larping about being able to buy his Transformers knockoff from regular stores as a consequence of the merge, which is just sad. (source: xitter)
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Giving medical advice to a brony artist (xitter)
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List of bluesky tweets on The American Rabbit and how Chris discovered Sonic. I find it interesting he now calls his beloved childhood movie "cringe" (maybe he showed it to Flutter and she flat out told him so?)
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To top it all off, this especially insufferable post (bluesky)
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... which more interestingly prompted this reply from another user (source)
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... that in turn made Chris so butthurt he blocked the reply (I don't think that happened before on bluesky), he blocked the user (usually he's very slow at blocking even the most obvious weens), but he still replied to it even if no one can normally see it (I don't remember the last time he went off like that instead of ignoring it)
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Ugh. The way he retcons everything now to say he "foreknew" it etc. All to line up with the whole larp that he is omniscient due to being God. He can't just say he really liked Sonic. No, it was "destiny" and everything is as how he saw it.

The fake Transformers from stores is at least something of old Chris.
 
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