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This is like the third time I've been had today (:_(
Understandable. I mainly just don't like it because so many people want to know and I just feel bad for the people who got their hopes up.

There's no crime in an April fool's joke... Usually. I would just think that could be a little more creative or something.

I know most people just laugh it off but I know people would generally disappointed.
 
Him calling The American Rabbit, which predated his whole obsession with Sonic, "cringe" is perhaps the most shocking thing I've heard from him all month. He's that mundane now.
I mean, he's kinda right, that thing is fucking cringe and pathetic, even if it's now his own opinion, the movie sucks
Happy april fools day
Also you got me too, you absolute madman, you
 
I mean, he's kinda right, that thing is fucking cringe and pathetic, even if it's now his own opinion, the movie sucks
It's still weird coming from Chris who is still obsessed with the same franchises he was as a child and at least until recently considered movies like Mary Poppins and shows like Ghostbusters (The original cartoon with the ape) to be the greatest forms of media to ever exist.
 
Attention, gentlemen.
Chris hasn't posted on his social media for a bit now, and he has uploaded this video.
Since Chris only publishes these when he's out in Finland, and on regular schedule, I think the jig is up.
It's also the first anniversary of his first Finland sighting by @octopox .
Once again, high alert. This is most likely the fourth visit to Finland.
 
Attention, gentlemen.
Chris hasn't posted on his social media for a bit now, and he has uploaded this video.
Since Chris only publishes these when he's out in Finland, and on regular schedule, I think the jig is up.
It's also the first anniversary of his first Finland sighting by @octopox .
Once again, high alert. This is most likely the fourth visit to Finland.
Well he's just such a distinguished and quite booked-up celebrity, we can't always be expecting Miss Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Goddess BlueHeart at our beck and call.

Shame on us.
 
Attention, gentlemen.
Chris hasn't posted on his social media for a bit now, and he has uploaded this video.
Since Chris only publishes these when he's out in Finland, and on regular schedule, I think the jig is up.
It's also the first anniversary of his first Finland sighting by @octopox .
Once again, high alert. This is most likely the fourth visit to Finland.
I would like to state that...it just got confirmed, holy shit.
 
Don't mean to be a buzzkill, and I'm not here to insinuate that Chris isn't going to Finland again, but so far, that pic hasn't been "confirmed". They just posted it, claiming it's Chris

I know we've been dry in terms of Chris content, but we really shouldn't be treating this as a proven fact yet.
 
Don't mean to be a buzzkill, and I'm not here to insinuate that Chris isn't going to Finland again, but so far, that pic hasn't been "confirmed". They just posted it, claiming it's Chris

I know we've been dry in terms of Chris content, but we really shouldn't be treating this as a proven fact yet.
The place is K-Market.
It's a Finnish company.
One of their stores is located in Pasilla, in Mall of Tripla, as confirmed by one of the finns I chatted with.
It's almost 100% this one.
The backpack Chris wears is pretty eyecatching and characteristic, it also appears in nearly every sighting of him here.
Chris has a different hairstyle now and it's what made a few CWCki mods doubt the validity of the previous sighting as well, that being said, just watch the latest Chris's livestream, he has the same hair there.
 
Chris has a different hairstyle now and it's what made a few CWCki mods doubt the validity of the previous sighting as well, that being said, just watch the latest Chris's livestream, he has the same hair there.
For the record, I also told those same mods that it wasn't productive to speculate either way.

Again, I'm not saying it's impossible Chris went to Finland, just that we don't know for sure from the evidence we do have.
 
Don't mean to be a buzzkill, and I'm not here to insinuate that Chris isn't going to Finland again, but so far, that pic hasn't been "confirmed". They just posted it, claiming it's Chris

I know we've been dry in terms of Chris content, but we really shouldn't be treating this as a proven fact yet.

Agreed. Plus, who gives a shit if he's in Finland or not? His latest video is just the same shit as before, there's no Flutter, and all we get is potato quality pics from randos who don't even do us the favor of proving their claims.
 
Someone set up a DAO who'se entire goal is to get a clear picture or name for flutter. If the bounty is high enough someone will get the job done.
And you're telling me that people are complaining about the sighting pics supposedly being there for profit when shit like this exists?
 
Agreed. Plus, who gives a shit if he's in Finland or not? His latest video is just the same shit as before, there's no Flutter, and all we get is potato quality pics from randos who don't even do us the favor of proving their claims.
These Sasquatch photos have completely lost their luster.

There's no way that Chris and company don't know that we're sick of them and yet these photos merrily keep popping up every now and then with Chris being almost pleasantly complacent and indifferent.

Either he's on some heavy duty happy pills, is getting paid to keep his mouth shut, simply does not care or some combination of these.

The Chris we know would never just "allow" this to happen. He ranted and raved over sonics arms changing color. This guy is not just going to indefinitely ignore people taking pictures of him unless he's provided a certain incentive, most likely just to keep the money coming.
 
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These Sasquatch photos have completely lost their luster.

There's no way that Chris and company don't know that we're sick of them and yet these photos merrily keep popping up every now and then with Chris being almost pleasantly complacent and indifferent.

Either he's on some heavy duty happy pills, is getting paid to keep his mouth shut, simply does not care or some combination of these.

The Chris we know would never just "allow" this to happen. He ranted and raved over sonics arms changing color. This guy is not just going to indefinitely ignore people taking pictures of him unless he's provided a certain incentive, most likely just to keep the money coming.
Yeah, if Chris goes to a convention, he'll make a big write up, talk about his adventures, and all that. Him going to a foreign country and he doesn't say a word about it? There's something definitely fishy going on. At the very least, he would be talking about how well he was able to get around, interact with the locals and all the goofy foreign shit he experienced while there.

It lends credence to the idea that Caden has full control over his social media and most likely only approves Chris posts beforehand. There was that threat over Jeep Guy's visit to Big Island that was most definitely not written by Chris. Add in Chris's history of giving trusted people his login details makes it a definite possibility.

The "don't care" idea might be it. If he's with a girl, who he thinks is genuinely interested in him, and is always like "wow Chris that's amazing!", then I could see him completely ignoring the rest of the world.
 
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