"The Resurrection of Chris Chan" video

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The interview bits are infuriating because he never asks any of the questions raised. "No one knows what Chris Chan meant by this" "No one knows what happened" followed by him talking to Chris and NOT asking those questions!
 
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The interview bits are infuriating because he never asks any of the questions raised. "No one knows what Chris Chan meant by this" "No one knows what happened" followed by him talking to Chris and NOT asking those questions!
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I find it earnestly frustrating how bad people are at asking Chris questions. Despite literal hundreds of opportunities, I don't think there's been a good interview of Chris since the Classic era. Out of all the interviews and documentaries, the dozens of jail letters, and the hundreds of livestream questions, literally everyone has somehow managed to exclusively ask the most boring and pointless bullshit imaginable, questions Chris has already answered, and questions Chris has already refused to answer 20 times over.
 
If "Honor Roll" is so crazy that those jail staff thought he was drugged, then those "Idea Guys" may have really messed him up even more than he was before they came along.
 
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people miss one thing with interviewing chris; if you ask him anything he does not like he will shut off.
chris really talks like an exited 4 year old, while it is cute in a kid hearing him talk is like nails on a chalkbord. no wonder he was nearly all the time in isolation.
 
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people miss one thing with interviewing chris; if you ask him anything he does not like he will shut off.
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That's not a Chris thing, that's literally everyone. It's why interviewing is a skill - you don't just need to ask good questions, you need to ask them in a way that makes the person you're interviewing comfortable, so they answer them openly and give more information. Of course, public figures usually practice giving interesting answers and stories regardless (unless it's a topic they have a vested interest in avoiding.) But if an interviewer knows how to do their job, the charisma and insecurity of the interviewee should be irrelevant. Everyone who's interviewed Chris doesn't even seem to grasp that basic concept.

I'd actually suggest re-listening to the Alec calls if you want an example of what good interviewing looks like. Alec obviously wasn't even that skilled, but with someone like Chris, the skill needed to make him talk is literally "anything above the bare minimum." A few well-posed questions got Chris to openly admit that he thinks cartoon characters are real.
 
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people miss one thing with interviewing chris; if you ask him anything he does not like he will shut off.
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This video gives the vibe of a fluff piece
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Yep that's the problem with modern Chris' interviews, the ones who make them want to stay in his good graces so they just nod & smile at every insane thing he says. So I'm going to take everything said there with a big grain of salt.

On the other hand, thank you to the cwcki for putting together the pieces of the goddess logs that were shown.
 
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I feel like the most interesting things about the interview is the stuff that wasn't asked in person

Gamerfrommars didn't ask Chris a single question about flutter and everyone who knows about modern christory knows that is the most interesting thing going on and he doesn't ask about at all???

This video gives the vibe of a fluff piece, Gamer keeps reiterating this idea that Chris seems more mentally stable and is glossing over all of finland/Flutter stuff.
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Yeah I don't expect him to grill him but it was very disappointing how little he really interviewed him. He didn't even ask him anything about his time in Western State Hospital after talking about how his Goddess Log on his time there got lost from water damage.
 
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Because this was very obviously curated by Praetor.
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Yeah, it was confirmed that GFM met with Praetor, calling them a "solid group of people" and likely paid for the interview.

The new documentary was pretty disappointing outside of the goddess log pages and confirmation that Praetor are feeding Chris's delusions. GFM lies about and omits several details to make Chris look more innocent, such as falsely claiming Bella coerced Chris into talking about the incest and not bringing up Chris's conversations on the matter with other individuals. Not too surprising sadly, considering it's in Praetor's best interests to make Chris look like the victim and thus more marketable for them. Several goddess log pages about Barbara were also censored, most likely because they went against the narrative they're spinning.

Most interesting goddess log for me was the one about Jesus:
But, regardless of this timeline slipping downward to fail, I still wish to take in as much good out of it, and help it, for as long as I am here. Also, know that by Jesus Christ's (of this timeline) Personal word and duty, he has entrusted unto me all of his powers and energy, and has stepped down as your Lord. That honor, duty, and title has been entrusted unto me now. So, FEEL his presence alongside my own, and strongest from within my body and aura. I, Chris Chan Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, am also your Guiding Lord. My brother, Jesus Christ, leaves one final decree and guidance, personally, to you all, now.
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It's basically just the CPU Blue Heart shit again, but with Jesus Christ instead of his Neptunia OC.
 
I also spoke with David Heilberg, he mentioned the idea of sending me to a facility in Pennsylvania to "help me"; my Body was all "Hell No! Send Me Home to the Sonichu Temple, Now, Or Premature Apocalypse." Said that out loud to the Judge as well. My Body reacted and went ritualistic in the temp jail cell at Ruckersville Sheriff's Office.
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Threatening a judge with premature apocalypse? That's a jailin' :story: I feel like this would have been a Sonichu Sub-Episode in more innocent times.

I'm surprised Rocky is (allegedly) still in the picture, didn't she retire ages ago?
 
Chris got out of jail eventually, all charges dropped. Perhaps his Jesus Christ Sonichu magic actually works to some extent?

And that's not even taking into account the fact he's had a Finnish Fiancee for...almost 2 years now?
 
Read through messages and I really have to wonder why anyone cares about any of this. No one would keep Chris in jail for nearly two years if the only thing they had was a call and Barb denying anything happened at all. Not to mention the following shit:
  • IRC Chris spewed shit about totally real girlfriend to Null before the call with Bella, so it is impossible to assume that she coerced him into this.
  • If Chris was indeed coerced into this by the means of "your dick is magic, heal her" he would have no problem with telling everyone, yet he kept it a secret knowing that there will be consequences while continuing his Sonichu ramblings
  • Chris did not deny it in private messages to Dillin Thomas.
  • IRC Chris NEVER said either "Bella made me do it" or "Bella made me say it" even though it would save his ass. Yes, he denied doing it at all, but it was way later after psych ward.
TL;DR GFM is a faggot, this video is a waste of time and Chris should rot in oblivion since he unfortunately can't rot in prison. He was funny 15 years ago and this goddess bullshit is absolutely lame.
 
This Goddess Log has some juicy details.
At one point Barb came to visit him in jail, and picked up his possessions and took them to 14BC.
Chris got banned from using razors after threatening suicide. He demanded his electronics be returned to him, in jail. He also wrote a will and even got it notarized.
 
Watched the video, it was all right. Normies seeing Nick Rekieta flipping out without context is a funny thought to me. Putting on that medallion at the end was a dumb idea though. Not because there's an actual curse or actual demon in it or anything but because people tend to flip out and try to force that reality into happening. It's sort of inviting people to fuck with you which is always a bad idea.
 
Finally was able to watch it all the way through and whew, never thought I'd see a pro-Chris propaganda video but GFM really pulled it off. It also cemented my theory that Praetor is involved with every aspect of Chris's life in order to make him marketable. I 100% believe that's the goal and this interview was most likely a way for Praetor to weasel Chris back into the PG-13 lolcow spotlight like he was prior to the Barbing.

It also showed that Chris made his jail stay much, much longer than it should have by being a manchild and seemingly doing everything he could to drag it out longer than it should have. Had he once taken things seriously, it wouldn't have been nearly two years off his life, but nope, Chris had to be Chris and just make it excruciating for everyone involved, including himself.

I do chuckle at Chris's manchild meltdown about not being released, first threatening a judge for the end of the world, but if that didn't work, he was going to kill himself.

I kind of wonder if Barb sundowns like Joe Biden, as she'll be relatively "normal" during the day, but then in the evening just goes into some kind of demented stupor and Chris was taking advantage of that. I bring up Biden because he's a really good example of this. Those times where he's walking around with his eyes wide open, looking absolutely confused mirrors how we've seen Barb in some of Chris's videos, not to mention him admitting to her "deer in the headlights" look. It could be that Barb just didn't remember what was going on when Chris was assaulting her and really couldn't help the authorities nail down anything.

I could see Rocky visiting if only to see if Chris improved any in that environment, but probably just completely wrote him off after hearing the Jesus shit. Maybe she hoped with professional help, Chris could be a little more not into his delusions but quickly discovered this was not the case.

Still, GFM is a colossal faggot and I'm certain his YouTube career just jumped the shark with paying for an interview, carrying Chris's water by making it seems like he did nothing wrong, and basically being Praetor's bitch.
 
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