Containment Random Chris Updates

[Memory Card]

I messed around with it and I made it admit to the Incest case.

It’s extremely easy to make it talk about the Barb incident.

it's a literal robot programmed after the personality of the most documented man alive
it sure is spoooky scawwy how the person who programmed the bot knows all this stuff about chris! which we can confirm, since we also, y'know, know it...

Eh, maybe I’m just being an old fart who’s scared of technology.

Though it was funny to see a bot based on a literal motherfucker clutch its pearls about a yaoi game, of all things…

 

[King Kiwi]

Hmm… How do I talk about this without power leveling… I’ve been taking to the Chris chatbot brought up earlier in the thread and it’s an eerily accurate depiction. Sounds just like him, both the text and the voice. It also brought up events and terms relevant to him unprompted, such as weens and Isabella. Not sure if that’s because other people talked to it, but either way it’s kind of spooky how accurate it is.

As long as c.ai doesn’t go down, Chris has effectively immortalized himself. Some real Cyberpunk shit.

Cool, maybe Chat Chris can continue Christory since the real one is posing as a normie now.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Welp.

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Also, excuse me if it's been posted before in this thread, but Jesus Fucking Christine, my sides.

 

[King Kiwi]

Welp.
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Also, excuse me if it's been posted before in this thread, but Jesus Fucking Christine, my sides.
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Must be a dry weekend with Flutter.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Must be a dry weekend with Flutter.

That's what she said.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Also, excuse me if it's been posted before in this thread, but Jesus Fucking Christine, my sides.

I mean, Chris technically isn't wrong. The Sonichu medallion HAS claimed the careers of prominent e-celebs before.

 

[Quijibo69]

Welp.
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Also, excuse me if it's been posted before in this thread, but Jesus Fucking Christine, my sides.
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Pepper spray when? Remember, don't call anybody!

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Pepper spray when? Remember, don't call anybody!

This mace was destined and fated for the GameStop employee. He may not get rid of it.

 

[Black Yoshi]

This mace was destined and fated for the GameStop employee. He may not get rid of it.

Everything about his house was destined and fated to remain on the internet. The internet may not get rid of it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Everything about his house was destined and fated to remain on the internet. The internet may not get rid of it.

Chris's duck was destined and fated for Barbussy. This timeline may not get rid of it.

 

[knux]

Welp.
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Also, excuse me if it's been posted before in this thread, but Jesus Fucking Christine, my sides.
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It looks like Chris has made quite a few of these toy boxes. He's placed a decent amount on this shelf.
Is Chris selling these in his store? Because this seems to be quite a bit of effort.
Make all of these, carry them around - all to put them on a store shelf and pretend they are on sale in stores everywhere.
If this was some sort of strange marketing campaign, it would sort of make sense.
Or is he just pretending his creations are being sold everywhere as some sort of larp?

 

[King Kiwi]

This mace was destined and fated for the GameStop employee. He may not get rid of it.

And this mace was destined and fated for Chris.

He may not get rid of it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It looks like Chris has made quite a few of these toy boxes. He's placed a decent amount on this shelf.
Is Chris selling these in his store? Because this seems to be quite a bit of effort.
Make all of these, carry them around - all to put them on a store shelf and pretend they are on sale in stores everywhere.
If this was some sort of strange marketing campaign, it would sort of make sense.
Or is he just pretending his creations are being sold everywhere as some sort of larp?

I think Chris just made, like, 20 of his own customs in an effort to have a toy of every single of his imaginary Transformers, just like he wants an entire collection of his Sonichus.

 

[Quijibo69]

Make all of these, carry them around - all to put them on a store shelf and pretend they are on sale in stores everywhere.
If this was some sort of strange marketing campaign, it would sort of make sense.
Or is he just pretending his creations are being sold everywhere as some sort of larp?

I like Obvious Plant better. I love Sneppy and he would kick Sonichu's ass any day of the week!

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Another thing I've noticed just now?
Previously when I checked the Transformers review playlists, they had a total of 9 privated videos...I think.

Now there's 12.

And it's after one more video came out.
Welp.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Another thing I've noticed just now?
Previously when I checked the Transformers review playlists, they had a total of 9 privated videos...I think.

Now there's 12.
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And it's after one more video came out.
Welp.

Maybe these videos are scheduled releases? If that's the case, Chris's way of doing it is amateur, as with everything else.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Maybe these videos are scheduled releases? If that's the case, Chris's way of doing it is amateur, as with everything else.

Speaking of.
More photo analysis.

Some of the toys have a sale, ending on May 26th.
Considering Chris was confirmed in US starting from May 10th, plus we have this sighting...

I think it's fair to say the video is prerecorded and it's all a ruse. Again.
Most likely May 18, if he planned to do the same over here...as he did initially...


Ah, right, in the video he also says "And I do see these actually popping up in your Wal-Marts as well."

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If this was some sort of strange marketing campaign, it would sort of make sense.
Or is he just pretending his creations are being sold everywhere as some sort of larp?

With Chris, it's always the stupidest option, without fail. That is, unless he manages to surprise you with even a more idiotic explanation you didn't think of.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Really makes you wonder what the Walmart wagies have to put up with everyday, if no one bats an eye when a man in his 40s wearing horribly matched women clothes is free to tamper with the merchandise in the toys section and carry on his little larping unchecked.

 

[King Kiwi]

Really makes you wonder what the Walmart wagies have to put up with everyday, if no one bats an eye when a man in his 40s wearing horribly matched women clothes is free to tamper with the merchandise in the toys section and carry on his little larping unchecked.

Pfft, I saw a video where it took seven hours before the Walmart employees did anything to a man loitering and never buying anything (he didn't do anything disruptive, tbf, which was part of the challenge).

Retail workers are actually working (usually) not spying on manbabies putting poorly colored Transformers fanart on toy packaging