Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ammyterasu]

Found it on the cwcki, someone is selling on ebay a previously unseen jail letter Chris sent on August 9th 2021, and it's probably the first one he wrote since getting jailed. And the last according to Chris at that time, who likely thought he wasn't going to stay there long lol





The writing style seems legit to me, I have some doubts about the return address being Branchland Court instead of the county jail like in subsequent letters but it's possible he didn't know/remember yet. That said, we already had ebay scammers trying to profit from christorians with fake stuff so who knows. The picture of classic Chris looks like it's there just for show.

This ebay seller is interested in jailed lolcows, they also have a Daniel Larson letter and one from a sexual offender youtuber up for sell


.. but only Chris' costs a whopping 200 dollars, and they intentionally didn't show the first page of the letter to make people interested. But I think we can get some of the writing by flipping the image and do some photoshop magic, if someone wants to put their autism to good use.

Also, "sent from my Iphone". Amazing

 

[PsychoNerd]

But I think we can get some of the writing by flipping the image and do some photoshop magic, if someone wants to put their autism to good use.

On the CWCki server, where I basically led the transcription of the previous jail letters, we did just that in some cases, and you'd be surprised how well that works.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Intresting this before calling himself Jesus christ as well. Lined paper too so this is a very early letter if it's real.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

.. but only Chris' costs a whopping 200 dollars, and they intentionally didn't show the first page of the letter to make people interested.

Regardless if it's $100000 or $200, I doubt anyone not already obsessed with Chris to the Ren Ryghts degree would even consider spending that much shit on worthless Christorical junk.

 

[waltahwhite'freemovies]

Found it on the cwcki, someone is selling on ebay a previously unseen jail letter Chris sent on August 9th 2021, and it's probably the first one he wrote since getting jailed. And the last according to Chris at that time, who likely thought he wasn't going to stay there long lol
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The writing style seems legit to me, I have some doubts about the return address being Branchland Court instead of the county jail like in subsequent letters but it's possible he didn't know/remember yet. That said, we already had ebay scammers trying to profit from christorians with fake stuff so who knows. The picture of classic Chris looks like it's there just for show.

This ebay seller is interested in jailed lolcows, they also have a Daniel Larson letter and one from a sexual offender youtuber up for sell
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.. but only Chris' costs a whopping 200 dollars, and they intentionally didn't show the first page of the letter to make people interested. But I think we can get some of the writing by flipping the image and do some photoshop magic, if someone wants to put their autism to good use.

Also, "sent from my Iphone". Amazing

200 bucks? Jeez what a rip off. Does it at least have like chris' blood, sweat and tears on it?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Definitely sweat.

 

[waltahwhite'freemovies]

i hope the photo comes with it atleast

 

[King Kiwi]

Found it on the cwcki, someone is selling on ebay a previously unseen jail letter Chris sent on August 9th 2021, and it's probably the first one he wrote since getting jailed. And the last according to Chris at that time, who likely thought he wasn't going to stay there long lol
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The writing style seems legit to me, I have some doubts about the return address being Branchland Court instead of the county jail like in subsequent letters but it's possible he didn't know/remember yet. That said, we already had ebay scammers trying to profit from christorians with fake stuff so who knows. The picture of classic Chris looks like it's there just for show.

This ebay seller is interested in jailed lolcows, they also have a Daniel Larson letter and one from a sexual offender youtuber up for sell
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.. but only Chris' costs a whopping 200 dollars, and they intentionally didn't show the first page of the letter to make people interested. But I think we can get some of the writing by flipping the image and do some photoshop magic, if someone wants to put their autism to good use.

Also, "sent from my Iphone"

This letter belongs on the Cwiki.

It is destined and fated.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Too bad this also means they can't get rid of it...

 

[King Kiwi]

Too bad this also means they can't get rid of it...

You don't think someone won't buy it?

Come on now.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Looking at the pics again, it looks real to me but I'm not an expert.

Just the writing on this page is boring as hell, the usual love is love rhetoric that's been spewed many times before.

Intresting but it's boring so far.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

You don't think someone won't buy it?

Come on now.

I was just finishing the reference.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Chris only has 374 blocks left until he starts reaching the "Most blocked users" section

Source: Clearsky

 

[King Kiwi]

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Chris only has 374 blocks left until he starts reaching the "Most blocked users" section

Source: Clearsky

Its good news like this that helps me during these troubling times.

Let's get there by Christmas!

 

[waltahwhite'freemovies]

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Chris only has 374 blocks left until he starts reaching the "Most blocked users" section

Source: Clearsky

Jeez that's a Lotta blocked people

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Chris only has 374 blocks left until he starts reaching the "Most blocked users" section

Source: Clearsky

Is there an award for that like the Play button he got from YouTube? Like a gold plated dildo or something?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Is there an award for that like the Play button he got from YouTube? Like a gold plated dildo or something?

You get an uniquely coloured Flared Chance XL from Bad Dragon to go fuck yourself with.

 

[Denki Cho 3.0]

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Chris only has 374 blocks left until he starts reaching the "Most blocked users" section

Source: Clearsky

And he's doing it all by himself.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And he's doing it all by himself.

It amazes me how Chris was doing so well just before barbgate. Almost to where his infamy was so high it ended up retroactively cycling back to fame..then barbgate happened and yet again he's become a socal pariah no one and I mean NO ONE wants to get involved with.

 

[AnOminous]

It amazes me how Chris was doing so well just before barbgate. Almost to where his infamy was so high it ended up retroactively cycling back to fame..then barbgate happened and yet again he's become a socal pariah no one and I mean NO ONE wants to get involved with.

Except Flutter.