Containment Random Chris Updates

Because I didn't see it posted before...I might as well.
New video.
There are only really two things of note in this video.
First, he left the fucking comments on...
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The second is that the video was edited using...bizzarely, SHAREfactory, a PS4 app. Even stranger is that this app no longer seems to have a US page for it, so I linked the English language variant of the Polish site which still works. Chris, never change.

An even more minor thing is that, since the video features the auto AI voice translator, Chris is confirmed to subscribe to Youtube Premium. A few of his previous videos featured these as well.
 
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For those who haven’t seen:
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Great catch! I indeed knew it was these roofs that were in the photograph.
And wanna know something even better?
A redditor scoured through the available footage of the park and...
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Chris and Flutter are seen at 2:12 of the video.
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This is the same shirt as in the photo. And yeah...they're holding hands...
I can't believe me scouting the Twitter pics for clues, another person mentioning Linnamaki, in person scouting and video analysis would lead to this, but here we are.
The photo seems to most likely come from April 30th, 2024, unless Chris wore a different shirt that day. I actually sorta forgot that he was in Finland at that time, but he was there, only returning three weeks later.
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waltahwhite'freemovies said:
Jeez that's a Lotta blocked people
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It seems as though half of Bluesky already knows Chris is and immediately blocks him to avoid interaction, the rest however have no clue and choose to keep him on lists thinking it’s worth to follow him
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Is there an award for that like the Play button he got from YouTube? Like a gold plated dildo or something?
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It’d be awesome if somebody made Chris a golden pickle, you could just picture Classic Chris screaming "I AM STRAIGHT DAMMIT!!!!"
 
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How self centered do you have to be to block Chris? Are you honestly under the impression that he's gonna crawl into your DMs or be a nuisance on your posts for no reason, even as just some normie who doesn't interact with him first or post anything of interest to him? You're not that special
Either that, or this is it's own form of weenery where they're just blocking him cause everyone else is blocking him in order to get him up that list for laughs
It doesn't' seem organic in my eyes
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
How self centered do you have to be to block Chris? Are you honestly under the impression that he's gonna crawl into your DMs or be a nuisance on your posts for no reason, even as just some normie who doesn't interact with him first or post anything of interest to him? You're not that special
Either that, or this is it's own form of weenery where they're just blocking him cause everyone else is blocking him in order to get him up that list for laughs
It doesn't' seem organic in my eyes
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He isn't even spazzing out about it so there really is no point from a lulz point of view
 
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A Grey Cat said:
It's the equivalent of seeing a leper/plauge victim in the middle ages and going for the crosses and holy water.
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I'm not sure about plauge victims.

Chris could help some of his BS, not the same thing. No one made him vandalize, pepper spray and rape.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
How self centered do you have to be to block Chris? Are you honestly under the impression that he's gonna crawl into your DMs or be a nuisance on your posts for no reason, even as just some normie who doesn't interact with him first or post anything of interest to him? You're not that special
Either that, or this is it's own form of weenery where they're just blocking him cause everyone else is blocking him in order to get him up that list for laughs
It doesn't' seem organic in my eyes
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It's basically a purity spiral (reminder that bluesky was always meant to be a far left echo chamber), I doubt most of those blockers would be in danger of having him interact with them or even just have the chance of coming across his posts. People there are highly encouraged to block all kinds of "problematic" users and to use block lists made by other liberal zealots for easy mass blocking. The data is hilarious: 52,79% of all users are blocked by at least one other user.

And Chris as always has the uncanny ability of being repulsive to pretty much anyone regardless of their place in the political spectrum, no matter how much he tries to fit in.
 
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Okay, I rarely wanna even touch the CWCki nowadays as I'm not viewed that well over there and it'd be dismissed, but...


Idk if you're reading this, but, Earnoo, please stop using random recently uploaded pictures as "picture of the now". They're meant to be some hot new thing being discussed.
For example, this picture from August 2020.
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Not relevant to anything at hand, simply used because it was uploaded by Earnoo a few minutes prior.
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Some more examples...
Some random chat from 2020/2021 that's not even used in any artcles as of now...
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Or this that actually freaked me out, because I thought the CWCki discord was shut down, until I saw the date in it.
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Turns out this was added as the Picture Of The Now only because Psycho used this image in his article.
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Bar things like this, there's also random AI pictures and videos being uploaded there as well.
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Some are also just random Chris related videos, even in languages I can't understand.
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I'd contact Earnoo about it via DM's, but I don't even think they have an account outside of CWCki, or at least one I know of.
Personally, I view Picture/Video Of The Now as a place for important new status updates (like the front pages of newspapers), big discoveries (also like front pages of newspapers) or seasonal greetings (also like...you know the point by now). If someone goes on the CWCki to look for Da Updates, they'd first go to the Da Update section, then to the Picture/Video Of The Now. Nobody would go into the Recent Changes and scour them for news, that'd require them already following it for a while and knowing what has changed. I know we have a draught, but you should just leave the most recent/relevant stuff there in that case, especially since now we have that Flutter and Chris pic which would work well and was recently uncovered.

TL:DR - Please, do not treat Picture/Video of the Now as a place to dump the most recently uploaded media, but as a news headline.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Well, someone bought that jail letter on ebay for 200 $
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At least the money didn't go to Chris..
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Good eye!

Now all that's left to do is wait till whoever bought it puts it on a Members only feature on their YouTube account and announces on Reddit that they'll read it in 10 minutes installments every month for 3 months at $10 a page.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Apperently they are doing a live action My Little Pony film. Place your bets how Chris will react to it.

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Man, I hate how they keep saying "live action" when they really mean cgi. Unless they add some human characters like in one of the first cartoon iteration and they use real actors.

That said, yeah it should be interesting to see how Chris reacts. So far it's unclear which generation will be adapted, or if it will be a mix between them or something new altogether. It's also not the multi-season continuation of the tv show with everything exactly the same as it was (art style included) that Chris badly wants.
 
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