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Why is every piece of Chris documentation on the internet either a 12 hour long video essay or shit like this
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with zero in-between?
If I had to choose, I'd pick the reggae CWC and the like.
That was good.

Also what has Geno done?
I don't follow him. I just watched some of his Chris doco a long time ago and that was it.
 
If I had to choose, I'd pick the reggae CWC and the like.
That was good.

Also what has Geno done?
I don't follow him. I just watched some of his Chris doco a long time ago and that was it.
Basically, ripping off Chris's merch and making money off of them, plagiarising his Sonichu comics for a shortly lived animated series, covering up Fiona Cooper and Sean Walker in the doc, praying to a Star vs the Forces of Evil character and starting to believe in several conspiracy theories.
 
He’s made other non-Chris related documentaries that are deadass professional-level quality.

This is, genuinely, the only non Chris related work that he was ever succesful in. His music never got any views.
Then again, there was this time when Internet Historian made a very well made documentary that turned out to have been all a plagiarism of an online article and when he got backlash for it, he blamed that it was taken down due to "copyright reasons" and people started blaming the jews.

Not saying Geno hasn't plagiarised these, he probably made these himself, but I am moreso saying that you should always be careful with people like these and his Chris Chan vids did contain several errors caused by the CWCki having outdated/bad sources and he has repeated info about Chris that was either not really confirmed (Pregnancy rumor, then again, I am also at fault for the exact same reason) or wrong (Like when he stated that Octopox's video from April proved Chris stayed in Finland for several months straight, whereas Chris has returned in late May and flew back to Finland in late September, making it two separate trips), which then impacted the community massively when people started repeating these same lies because that's all they knew Chris from.
 

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Haven’t seen anyone share these yet, so here’s a Bluesky post from a few days ago.

Why does Chris feel the need to hashtag everything?

I'd say it's fucking late, but I just realised that no one's actually posted it here already. Huh.
Personally, it's just more of the "Chris is stuck in the 2000's, gathering all of his knowledge from South Park and Family Guy" shit that we all already knew. Still a funny tweet nonetheless.
 
Why does Chris feel the need to hashtag everything?
Most likely for exposure. He probably thinks it will get his posts on one of the lists where people are posting the hashtagged word, and people will see that he's talking about. I've noticed that Chris really wants to be a streamer, or internet personality, like he sees other people doing, where fans will like and post asspats, where all he gets is weens and trolls.

Chris's triumphant return to the comments section make sense if you think of it like that, he still desperately thinks he's a famous internet personality but can't understand why people are interested in him. He thinks there are all these "good people" out there that he should be talking to. He thinks that if posts something, he should open it up an hour later and have a ton of comments like "wow Chris, great take!" or "that's an amazing piece of art!", from people with cutesy anime girl avatars or something.
I'd say it's fucking late, but I just realised that no one's actually posted it here already. Huh.
Personally, it's just more of the "Chris is stuck in the 2000's, gathering all of his knowledge from South Park and Family Guy" shit that we all already knew. Still a funny tweet nonetheless.
I like these little tidbits of Chris talk, it rounds him out. While everyone thinks he's some savvy internet users, coding in HTML, knowing the ins and outs of YouTube or social media, he's really just poking around and lost when it comes to the mechanics of what he wants it to do.

I do like the "and friends" he managed to add in there. He most likely is talking about someone he's obsessed with, maybe talked to them and gotten like 3 short responses to in DMS, and now believes he's friends with them. Either that or he's adding that just to make it sounds like he has legitimate friends on the platforms.
 
On the subject of “exposure,” who is actively searching for Danger Dolan and the Brony Analysts nowadays? Other than that video by Rob’s Media and maybe some nostalgic fans, Dolan hasn’t done or said anything in a couple years now. I’ve heard he’s working at Glitch, but haven’t found a source for it. And for the Bronies, well, I was under the impression that the MLP fandom pretty much died when G4 ended.
 
On the subject of “exposure,” who is actively searching for Danger Dolan and the Brony Analysts nowadays? Other than that video by Rob’s Media and maybe some nostalgic fans, Dolan hasn’t done or said anything in a couple years now. I’ve heard he’s working at Glitch, but haven’t found a source for it. And for the Bronies, well, I was under the impression that the MLP fandom pretty much died when G4 ended.
Yes but see if Chris didn't obsess over washed up YouTubers and a children's show that's been canceled for the past 6 years, then he would actually have to get a new hobby.

And since we know how he feels about employment or even just letting AI talk to people for him, it's not that far of a stretch to believe that he's too lazy to try something meant to past the time or give you a new outlet.
 
I wonder who actually watches them because they genuinely like his reviews.

The only time I ever cared about Transformers was when the movies came out and I wanted a Camaro. With the little bumblebee car air freshener come on.
The only people who watch them must be weens just trying to get ant dirt on Chris to be able to go attack cause i cant think of one person who does for the actual toy he has no fans but he cant imagine that sort of world
 
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