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D_Tractor said:
What has he done interesting or noteworthy since he was released from jail?
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The praetor arc is kind of interesting in a meta sense; Chris got kicked out of Branchland and instead of ending up on the streets some random zoomer set him up with a house and a Finnish GF in an attempt to monetize his internet infamy. Imagine telling someone that back in 2015.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
The praetor arc is kind of interesting in a meta sense; Chris got kicked out of Branchland and instead of ending up on the streets some random zoomer set him up with a house and a Finnish GF in an attempt to monetize his internet infamy. Imagine telling someone that back in 2015.
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Which arc were we on in 2015? But honestly, nobody would believe half of the shit Chris has done for the last 8 years.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Surprised this is not talked about more, nor has a thread yet.
TL:DR - Praetor is pulling off a massive marketing stunt under the guise of "breaking the dimensional veil". They'll be sending special, golden medallions, containing chunks of the Mk. III (previously known as the Mk. IV), to random youtubers and "politicians", whom they're keeping anonymous, around the time of December 25, so Christmas.
He also encourages people to buy the official Praetor medallions in other to...strengthen the link between his medallion and all of ours, and claims that the medallion's function is not just a symbol of the status in the Sonichu hierarchy...or something.

Chris also says the medallions are not cursed, and molds one in the video.

The video was recorded on September 18, which is interesting for two reasons.
1. On that date in 2024, Chris started uploading the prerecorded Minecraft videos, dated back to June-August of that year. The date is visible in the taskbar visible in all of the thumbnails, as they're just screenshots of the media file.
2. This year, he instead uploaded that video of him making the Sonichu Mk. IV.

I also suspect Chris will go to Finland in the near future, if he hasn't already gone there.
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I guess Praetor knows where the real tard bucks are.
 
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This caden bullshit really soured the milk. He doesn't understand what makes Chris intresting.

I hope they lose the house in a couple of years, seems they are getting low to tight on cash.

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D is for Stupid said:
This caden bullshit really soured the milk. He doesn't understand what makes Chris intresting.

I hope they lose the house in a couple of years, seems they are getting low to tight on cash.

Edit: grammer
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They sedated and castrated Chris into being a docile face for merch, Like a grizzly bear being hit with a dart.

And even though it may not be particularly interesting for us, I think they've successfully helped Chris into stoping his mostly abrasive shenanigans, he's way more calmed and relaxed now, he doesn't get rage baited as much aside from the merge delusion he feels more like a normie autistic man. props to them.
 
D is for Stupid said:
This caden bullshit really soured the milk. He doesn't understand what makes Chris intresting.

I hope they lose the house in a couple of years, seems they are getting low to tight on cash.

Edit: grammer
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Oh, give it another year.

Chris will be back to his old antics after Caden moves on to his next cow, drug operation or some other stupid scheme.
 
Super Mario 1999 said:
They sedated and castrated Chris into being a docile face for merch, Like a grizzly bear being hit with a dart.

And even though it may not be particularly interesting for us, I think they've successfully helped Chris into stoping his mostly abrasive shenanigans, he's way more calmed and relaxed now, he doesn't get rage baited as much aside from the merge delusion he feels more like a normie autistic man. props to them.
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That and he raped his mom. Once he raped his mom, Chris, to me at least, was dead.

Besides the unredeemable act, Caden made him boring while still begging for money. Him posting the sale of his og sonic drawing recently saying he needs money for rent yet he went to Finland for none existent pussy is stupid in a nonentertaining way. Yeah he tamed him, to be the most boring ebegging asshole version of himself.

Jennifer bustcakes needs a comeback.
 
This recent uptick in activity is significant, although uninteresting. Chris famously doesn't do anything without prompting, so someone is pushing him to create this content. If it's to drive Etsy sales, then what is the purpose of the Transformers nonsense? Those items aren't for sale.

No, Caden, I'm not buying your cursed medallions, unless they come with an uncensored scan of Flutter's passport.
 
Varis said:
This recent uptick in activity is significant, although uninteresting. Chris famously doesn't do anything without prompting, so someone is pushing him to create this content. If it's to drive Etsy sales, then what is the purpose of the Transformers nonsense? Those items aren't for sale.

No, Caden, I'm not buying your cursed medallions, unless they come with an uncensored scan of Flutter's passport.
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Yeah, this current era/arc of Chris Chan is really boring.
 
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Literally better than anything else he has ever drawn.
 
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