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I am tired of seeing trolls exploit Chris for money and power. Everytime they do, the world dies a bit more.
That's what Chris does. That's who he is. His parents manipulated him to be able to exploit him hanging around the house doing stuff for them until they die. He's been groomed all his life to be exploitable.

It's just the natural order of things.
 
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Jesus growin' that goatee.

If he didn't have the headphones on, we might see some Fu Man Chops. Oh well.

Ik it's not much of an update but beggars can't be choosers. Sorry fam.
 
Is he still trying to pass as trans ? If Flutter is his gf and she's convincing him to stop this, maybe she's not that bad.
Oh who knows. Maybe she encouraged him to grow it out. He's not really sharing those kinds of details anymore, just his Transformers shit and I guess whatever he does with his CWClight and streaming videos or whatever.

I believe I did see where he was getting more positive comments on his streaming videos back on Reddit (there was proof) and the idea was that Praetard was buying ad space.

It's worth the chuckle even if it's not full-blown content.
 
That is unfortunately Chris's life.

Until the day he dies he will be exploited unless he takes care of himself.
Poor fucker, it's a sad existence, it reminds me to that poor poor retard, Johnny elbows, a "special" individual being exploited till the day he will die, Chris is more capable than Johnny elbows, but he's so lazy and useless that he clearly prefers being exploited and do nothing about it
 
Some of you might remember me sperging about the RCA Selectavision a while back, so seeing this pop up in my subscription feed was rather intriguing to me:

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An obscure Transformers film, on Selectavision? That Chris was reuploading? Does he still have a working player? What's going on here? Well, needless to say, I was thoroughly disappointed. The whole thing is just a two hour compilation of his recent Transformers videos, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the Selectavision format, other than putting the logo at the start for no real reason.

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This but for two hours. But this begs the question: Why the RCA Selectavision??? Did he use it growing up? Does he actually give a shit about it?
I think Chris is nostalgic about the RCA Selectavision. He included a Sonichu video disc case mockup in his jail art. I think he drew the actual player at some point too, also while in jail. It was seen in a photo in 2005.

Maybe it was destroyed in the fire, maybe not. It's likely the vinyl discs were rendered useless in the fire though.

It's likely Chris has fond memories of watching old movies on that contraption with his parents. Although disc production ceased in 1986, it's possible he got more discs later on from thrift stores like Goodwill after people donated them when they moved on to VHS or DVD. The device had a surprisingly large library of well-known movies to watch for something so short-lived. Chris buying used movies is just speculation on my part, but I remember back then Goodwill had a wall of 8-track tapes and my mom and I would buy Atari 2600 games there for a dollar each.

In October 1984, RCA released a $5000 (equivalent to over $15000 today) 26-inch TV system called the Dimensia that had been meant to play the CED discs used in the Selectavision, but they switched to a VCR late in the design phase. Some early models of this system still had the DISC button shown on the remote in the manuals, but this was later changed to VID2.

I find it a bit strange how people would pay so much money to watch movies and TV in their homes back then. Now my TV and its remote are dusty, I probably paid a few hundred bucks for it, and back then only the most filthy rich videophile would be able to afford a comparable piece of technology to what I now rarely turn on. I can understand why movie theaters were more popular then.
 
Poor fucker, it's a sad existence, it reminds me to that poor poor retard, Johnny elbows, a "special" individual being exploited till the day he will die, Chris is more capable than Johnny elbows, but he's so lazy and useless that he clearly prefers being exploited and do nothing about it
Isn’t Elbows a pedophile though or am I thinking of someone else?
 
I think Chris is nostalgic about the RCA Selectavision. He included a Sonichu video disc case mockup in his jail art. I think he drew the actual player at some point too, also while in jail. It was seen in a photo in 2005.

So I guess this is some sort of long-term nostalgic fixation. I kind of doubt the player survived the fire. Selectavision players didn't age very gracefully even under the best of conditions, and the discs themselves could be pretty temperamental even without smoke damage or exposure to Chandler filth. That also appears to be one of the nicer versions of the player, working examples of which command slightly outrageous prices on eBay:

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I'm a collector of vintage tech myself, but seriously. Who the fuck is dropping two Benjamins on a Selectavision player?

The device had a surprisingly large library of well-known movies to watch for something so short-lived. Chris buying used movies is just speculation on my part,
For a format that was a complete failure in every sense of the word, the library of films available for it is surprisingly extensive. Even Playboy had releases on this thing at one point. I think there was an effort to release as many older films on it as possible in sort of a half-assed effort to compete with VHS and Betamax, which were mainly focusing on new releases at the time and didn't have a super extensive library of older movies. Would have helped to court the older demographic (i.e. Borb) as well. I'm sure for a period in the nineties it wouldn't have been too hard to come across them at thrift stores and the like, giving the Chandler clan a steady supply of new films to watch,
 
I'm a collector of vintage tech myself, but seriously. Who the fuck is dropping two Benjamins on a Selectavision player?
To be fair, you've got to find one that actually works or that you know how to fix, so rarity is part of the price. Someone had that old thing taking up space in their house or at least some sort of storage and managed not to damage it to unfunctionality somehow.
 
Chris has never had a closely shaven face. Usually it's harder to tell because the lighting and picture quality is shit.
This is why that old video of him dry-shaving the goatee off his face will always be completely baffling to me. He's clearly capable of growing facial hair, but classic era Chris was always relatively clean shaven. He MUST have had at least a rudimentary idea of how to do it properly and the reasons why you shouldn't shave your face dry without shaving cream or water or anything. Why on earth did he think it would be a good idea to shave the goatee off in his bedroom with no cream, water, or any kind of lubricant whatsoever???
 
Don't they overcharge at Goodwill anyways?

It's certainly corporate enough.

Just because Chris goes to Goodwill doesn't always mean he's going to get good deals.
I like to check out goodwill and look for golf clubs and other random bargains. Every one I have been too has been very cheap on prices, once in a while you'll find something that you can tell they researched and are charging more than you would expect but it's still always a good bit cheaper than market price. I don't really check their clothes too much besides sometimes looking for decent winter jackets and those have generally been cheap.
 
Why on earth did he think it would be a good idea to shave the goatee off in his bedroom with no cream, water, or any kind of lubricant whatsoever???
Because that would seem to be extra work to him, when simply having the razor can shave off your hairs. It would be very uncomfortable, but Chris is stubborn and would act like the pain was simply expected.
 
That's what Chris does. That's who he is. His parents manipulated him to be able to exploit him hanging around the house doing stuff for them until they die. He's been groomed all his life to be exploitable.

It's just the natural order of things.
Yet his merch is expensive as fuck. The prey has become the predator, it seems
 
That's all we need. Perifractic and the new Commodore team exposed to Chris-Chan's autism. They will probably cease all C-64 related development and move back to remaking the PET or VIC-20 instead to prevent the spread of terminal retardation into their community.
It's gonna be real interesting once the Neptunia nonsense starts bleeding through and they don't have a clue who Blue Heart is.
 
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