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Born too young to hire Stephanie Bustcakes from craigslist, born too old to procure unique content from Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime's Cameo account...
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Caden really is trying to milk this retard for all he's worth. Keemstar would be proud.
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who's gonna be the first and only faggot to pay for this?
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Can I make him say "Yes, I raped my true and honest mother" in broken Finnish?
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And that for this tard to mumble his way through pre-written text in his lethargic, lazy way with zero affect.
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If $60 for a Cameo from Worldoftshirts was too much $300 for a Cameo, even from not just any lolcow but the first lolcow, is insane. Chris needs to pull his ass out of CWCville, because here in the real world there's no way in shit people are gonna pay that amount. Knock both zeroes off that and I'll consider it maybe to troll a friend for his birthday or something
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Maybe in pre Barbussy times, but certainly not now.
Norm MacDonald charged 375 for a cameo, and the brothermen probably paid that to mess with fatrick, but that was Norm MacDonald.
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Got one for Krissy Kiwi for only $35, when'd the price go up to $300?
small edit: I told Chris that it was my OC/"Niece" Krissy's birthday, and that her family lived on a farm. I'm sad he didn't mention the farm, but the singing at the end is gold. Worth the $35 lmao
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wow, his hand is really wrinkled, it shocked me how senile it looks
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I cannot express enough how much of a faggot you are, rope it please.
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I think 300 usd is just the corporate rate. If for some insane reason you wanted Chris is your adverts.
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Good news for Coca Cola, they have a new mascot for Fanta!!
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Those Amiibos, Legos and video games that he’ll barely play won’t pay for themselves .
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Wheelchair-bound comedian Ricky Berwick shared a Cameo he got from Chris.
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Chris can now embody others then sonichu, he says Emmanuel took over his body to send out a blue Sky update. Sure chris, and Satan embodied you when you raped barb. Suuuuree.
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So essentially cope about being thrown out of HarmonyCon. Apparently he's adapting the pedophile defense "Only God can judge me" and taking it a step further, claiming God speaks through his mouth and judges him forgiven. Also he's apparently not sliding back towards maleness as it seemed at times under Flutter's influence, he doubled down on that shit saying God says to use female pronouns with him.
The salty responses he's been getting are gold, of course:
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You bragged about fucking your mom Chris shut the fuck up retardo!
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Chris facing the consequences of his own making will never not be hilarious.
As for not sliding back into maleness I think there's just no reason for it, he doesn't like men and as seen in the 2024 email from above thinks he can get special treatment as a trans woman much like he does for being autistic.
Chris's apologies always just boil down to "I said sorry so now you have to forgive me!".
It's actually pretty similar to what he did the last time too:So essentially cope about being thrown out of HarmonyCon. Apparently he's adapting the pedophile defense "Only God can judge me" and taking it a step further, claiming God speaks through his mouth and judges him forgiven. Also he's apparently not sliding back towards maleness as it seemed at times under Flutter's influence, he doubled down on that shit saying God says to use female pronouns with him.
The salty responses he's been getting are gold, of course:
Chris's apologies always just boil down to "I said sorry so now you have to forgive me!".
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