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So much for Flutter's normie influence...
I'm certain that's the Convention T-shirt from Harmonycon, since the pink pony is one of the mascots and this year's theme was 'Cyberpunk' - which either means Chris bought that from the Con store or he bought one of the sponsor packages that comes with one and some other convention exclusives.
It is pretty funny that the most self-insert of all Chris's OCs got booted out of the franchise he wanted to be part of. The fact he's in the 'negotiation' stage also underscores his desperation. He can not allow for there to be a Blue Heart that isn't his, because he's already created them and we all know how that song and dance goes from the Simonla incident, but now it's also because he views Blue Heart as himself.
 
I'm certain that's the Convention T-shirt from Harmonycon, since the pink pony is one of the mascots and this year's theme was 'Cyberpunk' - which either means Chris bought that from the Con store or he bought one of the sponsor packages that comes with one and some other convention exclusives.

It is pretty funny that the most self-insert of all Chris's OCs got booted out of the franchise he wanted to be part of. The fact he's in the 'negotiation' stage also underscores his desperation. He can not allow for there to be a Blue Heart that isn't his, because he's already created them and we all know how that song and dance goes from the Simonla incident, but now it's also because he views Blue Heart as himself.
Well he was booted out of Harmony con and on top of that he's now metaphorically or metaphysically whatever booted out of half of his self insert Mary Sue identity.

On top of that people aren't adhering to his desires for no Bigfoot photos, obviously no one's going to stop commenting about him being a rapist and his only refuge is seeking out a dying brick and mortar tween store in a critically endangered Mall from who knows where in Virginia.

Also no sign of Flutter.

The last two years have been unexpectedly good for Chris but this year seems to be quite the flop.

I will say that there is a poetic justice and well- deserved irony in an official CPU Blue Heart coming out later this year.

Apparently it's been about 10 years since the last release and so Chris probably really didn't have any reason to think there would be some other continuation.

No one outside that dedicated fandom would have cared otherwise but the creators of this fine niche role-playing game saw fit to inadvertently troll a mommy rapist and they should be commended for that.
 
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Could be the beginning of the Blue Heart saga. Blart?
Only if he also becomes a Mall Cop
I have no idea why these people are defending his gender identity and don't see he is clearly insane.
They're not defending Chris in so far as it's ingrained behavior to respect anybody's pronouns in general. This is not to defend the individual, but the practice of respecting 'legitimate' transgenders on social media. Because somehow disrespecting truly abhorrent people of their gender who make Chris look like the purest form of humanity (I.E. toon mass shooters like that bitch with the manifesto that the authorities were so scared of releasing when it was pure teenage edgelording we've all seen before) means you'll get attacked on the assumption you do not respect ANYBODY'S chosen pronouns.
Well he was booted out of Harmony con and on top of that he's now metaphorically or metaphysically whatever booted out of half of his self insert Mary Sue identity.

On top of that people aren't adhering to his desires for no Bigfoot photos, obviously no one's going to stop commenting about him being a rapist and his only refuge is seeking out a dying brick and mortar tween store in a critically endangered Mall from who knows where in Virginia.

Also no sign of Flutter.

The last two years have been unexpectedly good for Chris but this year seems to be quite the flop.

I will say that there is a poetic justice and well- deserved irony in an official CPU Blue Heart coming out later this year.

Apparently it's been about 10 years since the last release and so Chris probably really didn't have any reason to think there would be some other continuation.

No one outside that dedicated fandom would have cared otherwise but the creators of this fine niche role-playing game saw fit to inadvertently troll a mommy rapist and they should be commended for that.

Blue Heart (which I think was a name created from how the gaming console translates over to being a goddess, so Chris didn't pick it himself as it's based on that old thing he dug out of the post-fire hoard) being an official character at all was inevitable since there's only so many gaming consoles characters could be made from. Ironically, the fact Chris did anything with it could have contributed to it becoming slightly more prominent and thus warranting an official character.

Also, don't forget he's in his 'redemption arc...' and yet one of the underpinnings of his claims of being an all-powerful interdimensional diety has been ripped from him. This could, fundamentally, be worse than Sonic Boom Arms, since as I mentioned before this time the character is literally meant to be Chris himself in the Sailor Neptune-based self reimaging he adopted.

Especially when Chris himself said he became a tranny just to pick up women. lmfao.
While that was a major driving factor, it wasn't the only one. He'd been doing the tomgirl shit for a while (namely the Snyder trial where he wore fucking makeup) but he'd always idolized the way women seemed to be treated much better than men in pop culture, and I definitely think he wrapped up some lasting feelings from the Galpal days at MHS because he felt more comfortable around them than most other students (even though as we know now, they were literally getting community service hours for having to tolerate him).

Mix that with the explosion of 'tranny acceptance' across the internet in the late 2010s following Gamergate and it would have seemed the perfect time to finally make the jump. For the same reason many did: wanting special treatment for claiming to have been born in the wrong body. The fact he's walked it back somewhat by calling himself some other term in the post-Harmonycon rants (I forget the exact term but it definitely was something sounding 'middle of the road' since he can't fully walk back the goddess LARP at this point without admitting it was all bullshit) shows it lost the luster, though if that's because Flutter was around or not is uncertain.
 
They think being different = being special or unique, rather than insane

The societal push over the past 20-30 years for everyone to embrace their uniqueness is a big contributor to this. Kids are encouraged to be as weird as possible rather than to conform to normal behavior and to be the special snowflakes* that they are. We didn't see this kind of nonsense when there was pressure to fit in.

*Even the more recent reclamation of the term "snowflake" misses the point, with it usually being used to refer to someone who is easily offended -- not someone who is being weird for no reason and needs to get in line.

I have no idea why these people are defending his gender identity and don't see he is clearly insane.

I say that whenever I see someone playing into any troon's gender cosplay - not just Chris.
 
Also, don't forget he's in his 'redemption arc...' and yet one of the underpinnings of his claims of being an all-powerful interdimensional diety has been ripped from him. This could, fundamentally, be worse than Sonic Boom Arms, since as I mentioned before this time the character is literally meant to be Chris himself in the Sailor Neptune-based self reimaging he adopted.
God I hope so. I think a lot of people want Chris to get actual punishment for what he did, like chollos beating ass in gen pop, or something physical, but I think what's going on now is much, much worse for him. Sure kicking the shit out of him may seem like divine retribution but it would never work in the long run. What's going on now is Chris is actually being un-personed, on a level that cuts very deep.

Chris can't accept getting kicked out of places, sure, but he always just kinds of whines about it and he'll eventually calm down. This Blue Heart stuff is going a lot deeper because he always took it as something he came up, and played pretend with for years, ingraining it into who he is. Some corporation just came in and went "This is actually what Blue Heart means, not whatever that hillbilly slow-in-the-mind came up with". Since it's an actual corporation, a thing that Chris thinks has immense power, he knows they have more than enough power to erase whatever stuff he came up with.

I think this stuff is a lot worse, and the more Blue Heart lore and things come out, the worse it'll be for Chris.
 
God I hope so. I think a lot of people want Chris to get actual punishment for what he did, like chollos beating ass in gen pop, or something physical, but I think what's going on now is much, much worse for him. Sure kicking the shit out of him may seem like divine retribution but it would never work in the long run. What's going on now is Chris is actually being un-personed, on a level that cuts very deep.

Chris can't accept getting kicked out of places, sure, but he always just kinds of whines about it and he'll eventually calm down. This Blue Heart stuff is going a lot deeper because he always took it as something he came up, and played pretend with for years, ingraining it into who he is. Some corporation just came in and went "This is actually what Blue Heart means, not whatever that hillbilly slow-in-the-mind came up with". Since it's an actual corporation, a thing that Chris thinks has immense power, he knows they have more than enough power to erase whatever stuff he came up with.

I think this stuff is a lot worse, and the more Blue Heart lore and things come out, the worse it'll be for Chris.
It looks like he's already trying to come up with his childish manner of 'retconning' the true Blue Heart into being, incidentally enough, something in the vein of his own blatant rip-offs with a similar name like 'Cyan Heart.'

Question is how long can he keep it up, since his internal logic dictates that official cannon supersedes all else...and nothing he does will change that his Blue Heart is not the one people in the Neptunia community are going to care about.

Fuck...this might be Ian Brandon Something all over again except actually legitimate.
 
Especially when Chris himself said he became a tranny just to pick up women. lmfao.
That's a common misconception especially on xitter but he never actually said it, and we have a whole wiki documenting him verbatim. I'm sure that was a big part but he also expressed some discomfort/resentment for being male since early recorded christory (I'm not defending gender identity crap I think it all stems from his autism), plus as others said the pro-tranny movement that made him feel accepted and special when everyone else either ignored him or made fun of him.
 
That's a common misconception especially on xitter but he never actually said it, and we have a whole wiki documenting him verbatim. I'm sure that was a big part but he also expressed some discomfort/resentment for being male since early recorded christory (I'm not defending gender identity crap I think it all stems from his autism), plus as others said the pro-tranny movement that made him feel accepted and special when everyone else either ignored him or made fun of him.

Yknow what, that's on me. Thank you and the other guy for taking the time to correct what I said. I can see how he'd fall into that trap especially with Autism
 
Chris' tendency to fabricate battles for himself that he has absolutely no chance of winning never ceases to amaze me. He just expects reality to bend at his will against all logic, like forcing every man in the world to wear sport bras, Blarms, trying to dictate the cartoon horsies lore, or when he tried to uninvitedly butt into whatever the fuck that Brony Analyst Team Fortress thing was, which I personally found particularly pathetic (and quite telling about how Chris superautism and pea brain deal with something like the concept of parasocial relationships).

Chris took yet another existing franchise (since he can't create anything by himself), smeared his tardcum all over it, and now he's livid that the original creators and rightful owners have the audacity to further develop it.

Not to mention that the Commodore 64 never was a "console", but an European computer that Japan never gave a single fuck about, so it belongs in the Hyperdimension Neptunia thing as well as Tintin guest starring in Fist of the North Star.

(One would think Chris could have picked the C64 knowing that it was too far for the real games stepping on it, but he is not that cunning, it was just that most other consoles were taken already, and he happened to have a Commodore as a kid. I don't think he even cares about the C64 to begin with).
 
Good 'ol Chris.

The sort of thing that brightens your day.

Cyan Heart.

That's more like a blue+green. Why doesn't Chris do that? He always claims to have a blue and green eye anyways. Cerulean Heart wouldn't be bad. Cobalt for that dark blue. This really is just the gleam to the dew.

I mean it really is. What are the odds that the obscure niche role playing game from 10 years ago would do something like this?

What are the odds a man child like Chris would be upset about it? If the Idea Guys had never given Chris info about this game, he never would have even cared.

This sort of thing does happen in fandoms and it really sucks when it does but who knew that karma would come 2 years later.

The cream of the milk, the gold of the honey. Ya took 2 years karma but the Tea of Revenge is nice and warm and ready. If we're getting this kind of content I wonder what we'll get in August. Oh lawds.
 
Not to mention that the Commodore 64 never was a "console", but an European computer that Japan never gave a single fuck about.

Forgive my autism, but it was an American computer (TO THIS DAY the #1 highest selling personal computer of all time) and it was extremely popular in Europe and North America both. It sold like shit in Japan though, correct.

The name and IPs have now been revived and re-united (finally!) under a new Commodore corp. controlled by uberfan Perifractic and a number of former Commodore devs and execs, and is manufacturing new C64s that run modern and original software.

Thread tax: Chris has some insane rationale for calling the C64 a console, primarily because it has a cartridge port as well as it's drive interfaces. However there actually WAS a C64-based console that was launched and was a total flop, the 64GS. If Chris had used this it would have at least made a fraction of sense. Either way his bullshit with the Neptunia developers is going to fly about as far as his threats about MLP G5 did with Hasbro.

I wonder if he still has it in him to work himself into a towering Neptunia based tard-rage and perform some kind of revolutionary action that will show the world the power of the TRUE and HONEST goddess CPU Blue Heart?
 
In hindsight I’m surprised Chris didn’t go at Pokémon as hard as this when Gen 9 came out and Sonichu wasn’t in the Pokédex number that he etched into his lore.
 
In hindsight I’m surprised Chris didn’t go at Pokémon as hard as this when Gen 9 came out and Sonichu wasn’t in the Pokédex number that he etched into his lore.
It's hit or miss.

Blarms and Michael Snyder had him going off the rails.

We don't seem to be there yet with Blue Heart CPU but you never know. Can't even really say Chris doesn't have the energy because he's been visiting Moominland.
 
Forgive my autism, but it was an American computer
My bad! I guess I just threw it on the same sack as the Spectrum, the Amstrad CPC and the like. It was indeed quite a cool machine for its time.

I had the Spectrum growing up myself, it has its gems, but man, that damn thing was not designed for games and it shows (fuck, I'm old).
 
In hindsight I’m surprised Chris didn’t go at Pokémon as hard as this when Gen 9 came out and Sonichu wasn’t in the Pokédex number that he etched into his lore.
Well, he was too busy being in jail and deciding he was God II, since google states Gen 9 was out in November 2022. Though as a side note, what even is Sonichu's number? I can't find it on the wiki.

It's hit or miss.

Blarms and Michael Snyder had him going off the rails.

We don't seem to be there yet with Blue Heart CPU but you never know. Can't even really say Chris doesn't have the energy because he's been visiting Moominland.
Give it time. Remember that Blarms only started off as mere online ranting.

Then he got proactive about it with petty store vandalism protests (where he complained about store security measures often stopping him like locked shelf cabinets preventing him from slipping his full color protest sleeves in them).

And THEN we got the Macing Incident. Chris claims he was there for Skylanders merch, but the wiki dutifully records that Chris was already banned from this location specifically for Sonic Boom related vandalism, which is likely why he returned despite knowing he was banned. This led to him, like a goddamn cartoon, looking around before pulling out the mace on the guy walking away from him. I personally believe Chris intentionally wanted to start trouble as an excuse for the mace so he could feel like an empowered woman (evidently, he admitted as much in relation to a similar incident the following year that I was not aware of until now). Regardless, once the whole 'don't call anybody' thing went down, Chris then proceeded to leave the mall...and the wiki states he did this leaving his elderly mother behind still eating lunch!

That's the thing with Chris - he needs time to really boil over in doing stupid shit, because he just doesn't understand how to behave (or rather, he's proven time and again he does, he just won't bother if it puts his interests on the backburner). With Blue Heart, though, I'm not quite sure HOW it could escalate as unlike Blarms or Snyder, this isn't something that some boondoggled grassroots campaign could be assembled over. But knowing Chris, if he finds the energy to keep perusing this, it could be quite entertaining.
 
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