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So just in case anyone thinks Chris isn't still the same smug bastard who knows he pretty much got away with what he did...

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/2039459392777584653?s=20

I'm not really saying anyone forgot but with time people forget certain details about how boastful and smug he was about the whole thing.

Just because Chris hides behind a wall of Light Power blessings to all, CPU Blue Heart and Jesus Christ-ine, doesn't mean he's not the same smarmy motherfucker he's been for the last 6 years.

Remember his mugshot? Look at that and tell me that's not the same smug smile.

I know with time and with all the jokes and memes the seriousness can be diluted a little bit but the internet hasn't forgotten.
Oh, we know. Chris straight up trying to explain how him fucking his own elderly mother in terms of the multiverse such that he was shifting blame onto other instances of himself was him trying to simply erase the idea that it was this Chris in this plane of existence that had done the deed. As opposed to if it hadn't happened at all, he never would need to come up with another explanation other than "no, it didn't happen."

It's Chris unintentionally confirming it did happen because he loves trying to bend the truth so he says stuff that fits his narrative without REALLY admitting the parts he doesn't want to. But he's too dim to even recall he's also claimed that he himself is a multiversal entity simultaneously occupying all instances of Christian W. Chandler across time and space, so he incriminates himself under his own attempt to exonerate himself.

In contrast, the whole messiah complex shit is nothing but one big cope that's been twisted by his other desires. He already claimed to have magic powers and could cross the dimensional boundary between this world and that of CWCville YEARS before he learned of Neptunia, threw himself as a self-insert into the Bible because that's all he could get in jail, or trying to will his own shitty Transformers series into existence.

He hates his life, always has, because he's a spoiled piece of shit that refuses to grow up now that most of the guard rails have fallen off. He wanted to be a woman because he thought society as a whole treated them better than the expectations put onto him as a male. He wants to be GOD because he feels powerless to actually DO anything in his life yet would rather wish for omnipotence than actually knuckle down for long term rewards and true self-improvement. That's ultimately why he saw an out with Hyperdimension Neptunia: he self-inserted his idealized self as a goddess representing some old-ass console that didn't have a representative character, then because Chris logic is that if something exists as a cartoon character, therefore it exists in another dimension, and because Blue Heart is Chris, this instantly meant HE was a goddess. Then the 'light powered' crap is just him folding actual Christianity back into it once you understand he's ripping off the concept of 'holy' power and it's right back to him thinking he's the most important motherfucker ever born.
 
That April fools video is retarded. It's like chris is saying he trolled us making us think he raped barb while sitting in jail for 2 years. All went to plan.

Wow, awesome prank, you got us you retarded rascal!
 
That April fools video is retarded. It's like chris is saying he trolled us making us think he raped barb while sitting in jail for 2 years. All went to plan.

Wow, awesome prank, you got us you retarded rascal!
I find it quite revealing in an odd way

The fact Chris could pick anything to say to try and trigger a response and chose the title "confession" shows:

He is aware of his audience's perception of him
Understands he has several things to confess to
It would get clicks
 
He hates his life, always has, because he's a spoiled piece of shit that refuses to grow up now that most of the guard rails have fallen off. He wanted to be a woman because he thought society as a whole treated them better than the expectations put onto him as a male.
It was a fair theory but didn't happen.

If anything people thought he was more of a freak, still do, but he has no idea that women have to keep up with men and most fields.
He wants to be GOD because he feels powerless to actually DO anything in his life yet would rather wish for omnipotence than actually knuckle down for long term rewards and true self-improvement.
Yes but technically Jesus.

That's ultimately why he saw an out with Hyperdimension Neptunia: he self-inserted his idealized self as a goddess representing some old-ass console that didn't have a representative character, then because Chris logic is that if something exists as a cartoon character, therefore it exists in another dimension, and because Blue Heart is Chris, this instantly meant HE was a goddess.
Now THAT has been taken by Ciel of Lastation.

He'll need a new identity 🫆 💙

I mean he's only other identity is a Sonichu and literally Jesus but the Goddess part was his attempt to be feminine.

he's the most important motherfucker ever born.
Well... He's certainly the only present day one most people can think of.
 
Consider me MATI but I think paying a person who raped their own mother for cameos or anything really is pretty disgusting and it's weird people are talking about it on their own public profiles. I checked out his facebook profile and there is no shortage of retards begging him for cameos in the comments, its like the barbussy incident never happened to these people.

My hope is that he denies or fucks up one too many cameos and it gets shut down but there is no shortage of people looking to throw money at him and his handlers for basically nothing.
 
Consider me MATI but I think paying a person who raped their own mother for cameos or anything really is pretty disgusting and it's weird people are talking about it on their own public profiles. I checked out his facebook profile and there is no shortage of retards begging him for cameos in the comments, its like the barbussy incident never happened to these people.

My hope is that he denies or fucks up one too many cameos and it gets shut down but there is no shortage of people looking to throw money at him and his handlers for basically nothing.

You're not the only one. People have been wasting money on this retard far longer than he deserves, even before the motherfucking saga. They're most likely more than aware of his history, they just want to keep the "christory" going and add to it, even though it needs to be buried. It's very much a situation where people are poking a caged monkey and saying "play retard, play!"
 
You're not the only one. People have been wasting money on this retard far longer than he deserves, even before the motherfucking saga. They're most likely more than aware of his history, they just want to keep the "christory" going and add to it, even though it needs to be buried. It's very much a situation where people are poking a caged monkey and saying "play retard, play!"
And Caden stepped in to play tard wrangler to siphon a cut of the moron money being thrown at Chris.
 
And Caden stepped in to play tard wrangler to siphon a cut of the moron money being thrown at Chris.
Well, we know he moved into the Praetoridum after his probation was over, so that might be why Chris still wants to get the mortgage paid off on 14 BC.

It's possible that Barbarella plans to leave it to him (although he doesn't deserve either one, to be honest) and would rather likely have his old Temple back than the butt-faced house crammed into the butthole of a hill with a busy road in front and an old steel mill in the back.
 
Well, we know he moved into the Praetoridum after his probation was over, so that might be why Chris still wants to get the mortgage paid off on 14 BC.

It's possible that Barbarella plans to leave it to him (although he doesn't deserve either one, to be honest) and would rather likely have his old Temple back than the butt-faced house crammed into the butthole of a hill with a busy road in front and an old steel mill in the back.
It would be interesting how things go after Barb croaks, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a final will set up, and the most likely person to inherit the house is Cole of all people. And Cole probably would have the house demolished partially out of spite, but also because the land would hold more value than the building on it given the history of 14BC and especially those who have lived in it.
 
It would be interesting how things go after Barb croaks, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a final will set up, and the most likely person to inherit the house is Cole of all people. And Cole probably would have the house demolished partially out of spite, but also because the land would hold more value than the building on it given the history of 14BC and especially those who have lived in it.
Most likely Cole would either refuse to accept it or just give it to the bank if it's not paid for.

If he didn't have to pay property taxes on it, he would probably just keep it and not do anything with it.

The guy really is that once I'm done with you I'm done with you kind of guy.

Besides, if the mortgage doesn't get paid off, I don't see either brother getting it.
 
Consider me MATI but I think paying a person who raped their own mother for cameos or anything really is pretty disgusting and it's weird people are talking about it on their own public profiles. I checked out his facebook profile and there is no shortage of retards begging him for cameos in the comments, its like the barbussy incident never happened to these people.

My hope is that he denies or fucks up one too many cameos and it gets shut down but there is no shortage of people looking to throw money at him and his handlers for basically nothing.
I could never fully get on board with the whole "cancel culture" thing. I still find Bill Cosby's "Noah" bit funny despite the unethical means he used to have sex years ago. I can still rock out to Michael Jackson and Chris Brown even though they molested children and beat the everloving snot out of Rhianna respectively. I still like The Matrix even though the Wachowski brothers turned out to be lunatics. In short, I've always been able to separate the art from the artist.

But in Chris' case, his life IS the "art" such as it is. Chris Chan Classic™ was very entertaining, and I will occasionally watch old video compilations to this day, but knowing what a trash human being he is, I would never want to get involved with his life and certainly would never give him any money. Doing so would feel disgusting - as if I were enabling his bad behavior - in a way that's different from listening to a song or watching a movie.
 
So just in case anyone thinks Chris isn't still the same smug bastard who knows he pretty much got away with what he did...

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/2039459392777584653?s=20

I'm not really saying anyone forgot but with time people forget certain details about how boastful and smug he was about the whole thing.

Just because Chris hides behind a wall of Light Power blessings to all, CPU Blue Heart and Jesus Christ-ine, doesn't mean he's not the same smarmy motherfucker he's been for the last 6 years.

Remember his mugshot? Look at that and tell me that's not the same smug smile.

I know with time and with all the jokes and memes the seriousness can be diluted a little bit but the internet hasn't forgotten.
Yeah, many people either forget how he acts or they still fool themselves thinking he's just a poor, bullied retard who doesn't know any better.

I like this Null's quote, his realization after their final fallout when Chris lied to him about stealing money from Barb's bank account and breaking the restraining order:

He's malicious! He... he knows that doing these things are wrong, and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters!
 
Yeah, many people either forget how he acts or they still fool themselves thinking he's just a poor, bullied retard who doesn't know any better.

I like this Null's quote, his realization after their final fallout when Chris lied to him about stealing money from Barb's bank account and breaking the restraining order:
Indeed. Chris has always believed the rules do not apply to him - because for the longest time they really didn't during his formative years. His parents were so agressively defensive of their son (to his eventual detriment) that most places bent the rules simply to be rid of the Chandlers, particuarly MHS which fasttracked Chris despite the abysmal grades simply to be RID of him.

This mentality has carried through the decades, where even the concepts of right and wrong are malleable so long as Chris thinks it suits his interests. It's part of the god complex, too - what laws would even apply to the creator himself?
 
Most likely Cole would either refuse to accept it or just give it to the bank if it's not paid for.
I'm thinking it'll go to the bank, wasn't it re mortgaged several times? And even with his new stream of retard money i doubt Chris could both pay (what I'm assuming would be) a new down payment and mortgage payments on top of all his toys and trips to conventions. Maybe caden would be willing to move in with him if he's so obsessed with chris idk.
 
This mentality has carried through the decades, where even the concepts of right and wrong are malleable so long as Chris thinks it suits his interests. It's part of the god complex, too - what laws would even apply to the creator himself?
Imagine how he thinks now, after the autism deferral got him off for such a disgusting crime. I wonder if he knows there's only a few laws where he'll get actual punishment for committing in Virginia. I like to think he does, but doesn't understand other states don't, so he'll do something crazy in Maryland or another state when he goes to a convention and gets kicked out.
 
Imagine how he thinks now, after the autism deferral got him off for such a disgusting crime. I wonder if he knows there's only a few laws where he'll get actual punishment for committing in Virginia. I like to think he does, but doesn't understand other states don't, so he'll do something crazy in Maryland or another state when he goes to a convention and gets kicked out.
first time lurker, longtime commenter here, let's be real about how Chris's saga will end, he/she/they/it is going to be shot. Might be from themselves, might be from trying to do to someone what he did to his mother, might be another lolcow in a sort of Highlander style lolcow deathmatch, the deferral didn't spare him from punishment it just kicked the can down the road a little bit. The God complex might lead to riskier behaviors the result in getting brained by a lead pipe or stabbed on the street, but it's unlikely Chrischan's end will be bloodless. The entire pattern of behavior points towards this.
 
It would be interesting how things go after Barb croaks, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a final will set up, and the most likely person to inherit the house is Cole of all people. And Cole probably would have the house demolished partially out of spite, but also because the land would hold more value than the building on it given the history of 14BC and especially those who have lived in it.
If she dies intestate, it would go to both Chris and Cole. They are both direct descendants.

Cole would be entitled to demand a partition sale just to be a dick, i.e. the house is sold and both descendants share equally. He'd probably do that just because he's a complete dick just to keep Chris from living there. And actually, considering that Chris raped Barb, he doesn't deserve the house.
 
It would be interesting how things go after Barb croaks, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a final will set up, and the most likely person to inherit the house is Cole of all people. And Cole probably would have the house demolished partially out of spite, but also because the land would hold more value than the building on it given the history of 14BC and especially those who have lived in it.
It's very optimistic of you to assume Barbra will ever croak. She's to stubborn to die.
 
And Cole probably would have the house demolished partially out of spite, but also because the land would hold more value than the building on it given the history of 14BC and especially those who have lived in it.
He should try to sell it for way over market value. There has to be at least one filthy rich retard obsessed enough with Chris to buy that house for a couple million dollars.
 
It would be interesting how things go after Barb croaks, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a final will set up, and the most likely person to inherit the house is Cole of all people. And Cole probably would have the house demolished partially out of spite, but also because the land would hold more value than the building on it given the history of 14BC and especially those who have lived in it.
how much is the land worth? and how hard would it be to change the address? After the bank sold OJ Simpson's foreclosed Rockingham mansion, it was demolished and the address was changed due to the infamy, would anyone bother with 14BLC?
 
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