Containment Random Chris Updates

[everythingisawkward999]

Really now, what difference will it make? Chris will just pick Bob McKendrick anyway. But my vote goes for Zedong.

 

[Raiken]

Straight jacket saga when?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I didnt think it was even possible, but Chris jumped the shark. I thought the shark was already a tiny, tiny dot in the horizon to him.

It also seems that he thinks that rambling on facebook like a deranged hobo is pretty much as good as actually drawing the comic (but without having to actually work) and that his patreons will still throw money at him anyways. The saddest part? He's right.

He did. He made one of his characters, Allison Amber, the mayor because he couldn't handle the stress of leading his imaginary town.

IIRC I think that he was still (nominally) the mayor despite Amber doing all the work, efectively having his cake and farting on eating it too. Shit, he is a lazy fuck even in make-believe land.

It's weird that he's letting whoever is pulling the strings mess with something so "sacred" to him.

Although it would not be the first time he mocks something supposedly sacred to him just because.

 

[Done]

I didnt think it was even possible, but Chris jumped the shark. I thought the shark was already a tiny, tiny dot in the horizon to him.

It also seems that he thinks that rambling on facebook like a deranged hobo is pretty much as good as actually drawing the comic (but without having to actually work) and that his patreons will still throw money at him anyways. The saddest part? He's right

He already lost quite a bit of his Patreon money (Something like $150) when ONE backer left. He has since then lost a further $18. See the original post below:

Chris's Patreon has taken a hit, decreasing from $647 to $491.

One of his customers cancelled a pledge after not receiving a book or shipping update from Chris.

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He probably already lost his money to Chris anyway, since this is after he said he would be implementing up-front charging. At least the guy realized he didn't want to gamble any further on getting his stuff.

As you can see, even Chris isn't immune from losing his money if he fucks up the scheduling.

And given that he likely took a break for Thanksgiving + the schedule changes for that commission he got, it's highly possible that his routines were derailed. Which means he likely will have to take some time to get them back on track.
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@The American Hedgehog, as mentioned above, please note that Chris's pledge has dropped to $473 now. ($18 drop since your last post)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe he lost his creative spark after he upload his "cute" photo, and people started telling him he was ugly and looked nothing like a woman.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I think thats true that he's realizing that the comic is getting infiltrated by trolls again.

I mean, didn't he make Rosechu fat because of Jessica? Two days later the breakup happens, and Rosechu is just quickly losing it. Chris writes Japanese, realizes he was tricked into writing the word "penis" in Japanese on his comic. Does this humongous elaborate thing, and actually going on adventures with his imaginary friends, including a dragon from My Little Pony to a game and hobby shop.

Things are really getting out here.

 

[Positron]

And here was me thinking that Sailor Neptune was Chris's waifu. Hang on, wasn't someone speculating on here recently about how he'd have thought Sailor Jupiter would be more Chris's type?

Chris dyes his hair in order to look like Sailor Neptune, the girly one of a lesbian pair. But because he didn't bleach his hair beforehand his hair looks algal brown instead of sea blue.

 

[Done]

I think thats true that he's realizing that the comic is getting infiltrated by trolls again.

I mean, didn't he make Rosechu fat because of Jessica? Two days later the breakup happens, and Rosechu is just quickly losing it. Chris writes Japanese, realizes he was tricked into writing the word "penis" in Japanese on his comic. Does this humongous elaborate thing, and actually going on adventures with his imaginary friends, including a dragon from My Little Pony to a game and hobby shop.

Things are really getting out here.

He doesn't realize it yet, that Japanese thing, he re-uploaded that in higher quality.

Plus, he just yesterday asked people to vote for the next CWCville mayor, and included Mao Zedong & Vladimir Putin.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He doesn't realize it yet, that Japanese thing, he re-uploaded that in higher quality.

The man in the pickle suit ill-fitting dress tricked me again! Every time I give Chris credit for something, at the end there always is the plot twist that he was a fucking idiot the whole time and didn't learn anything...

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am voting for Clyde Cash as mayor.

 

[ZehnBoat]

bob mckendrik? cloakers?
wtf? payday?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I am voting for Clyde Cash as mayor.

I want the pickleman.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

I just want to see how Chris retcons this when he realizes that he's being trolled (assuming he's not being paid). Or if he decides that he doesn't have enough control over CWCville with a different mayor.

If Chris has sunken to the point to which he'll willingly change his Neverland just to make a few dollars, that would be incredibly depressing. CWCville and its inhabitants are the last things that he holds sacred. Fingers crossed and hopefully that this is the result of a troll's guiding hand.

Plus, he just yesterday asked people to vote for the next CWCville mayor, and included Mao Zedong & Vladimir Putin.

The troll in charge must have told Chris, "Hey, you know how Putin has Trump in his pocket, right? He's a big hater like Trump. Wouldn't it just piss them off of they tried to run for mayor of CWCville and lost?"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The troll in charge must have told Chris, "Hey, you know how Putin has Trump in his pocket, right? He's a big hater like Trump. Wouldn't it just piss them off of they tried to run for mayor of CWCville and lost?"

Or, he could just be autistically brainstorming with Watermelon.
I'm sure that Chris has read a few articles on Lizzy the Lezzy where Trump & Putin=Bad!

 

[asperhes]

Hopefully Pinochet will win and throw Chris out of a helicopter.

 

[4Macie]

So let’s say a lgbt hater gets elected. Chris is going to do one of two things:
1) retcon it so that person in that dimensions is fine with the gays
2) have the hater killed or thrown in jail and a re-election take place

 

[jc17]

So let’s say a lgbt hater gets elected. Chris is going to do one of two things:
1) retcon it so that person in that dimensions is fine with the gays
2) have the hater killed or thrown in jail and a re-election take place

"H-hang on now! Hmm...yes...yes.. I've just gotten word from Politicialchu that the winner, on top of being a no good slgbtq-hater, they were getting a not so fair advantage after signing over to the forces of Count Graduan! In fact, so have (insert runner ups he doesn't like)! Fortunately, the force of good is still with (insert favorite runner up) and I am more than happy to announce them the true and official mayor!"

 

[purepowerlevel]

Why not just make all of them SoniiRosechus who are naturally polygender due to a magic girlpony computer glitch involving Nightstar's blood and whatever the mayor is still double-secretly Chris(tineopher)?
It's all fucked and convoluted and corrupted anyway; I love Sonichu, as much as someone who isn't an exceptional British preteen youtuber girl can, and I can't be fucked to care at all about any of what he's made recently. It's just him copying his twitter feed onto a pasted background of fucking ponies and maybe Not-Sanic and Tahls.
I kind of doubt he'll ever draw anything that isn't a commission or one-off wish fulfillment ever again, and it doesn't bother me that much. I'm more interested in the tire fire at this point.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris dyes his hair in order to look like Sailor Neptune, the girly one of a lesbian pair. But because he didn't bleach his hair beforehand his hair looks algal brown instead of sea blue.

Does he pull out all the hair on the top of his head to look like Branden Frazer?

 

[nvrwastetree]

Chris dyes his hair in order to look like Sailor Neptune, the girly one of a lesbian pair. But because he didn't bleach his hair beforehand his hair looks algal brown instead of sea blue.

I think if Chris actually attempted to bleach his hair, he'd probably use Clorox instead of bleach specifically made for hair and end up with a burn, smelly (worse than it is now) scalp.