Containment Random Chris Updates

[LadyMayhem]

Why not just make all of them SoniiRosechus who are naturally polygender due to a magic girlpony computer glitch involving Nightstar's blood and whatever the mayor is still double-secretly Chris(tineopher)?
It's all fucked and convoluted and corrupted anyway; I love Sonichu, as much as someone who isn't an exceptional British preteen youtuber girl can, and I can't be fucked to care at all about any of what he's made recently. It's just him copying his twitter feed onto a pasted background of fucking ponies and maybe Not-Sanic and Tahls.
I kind of doubt he'll ever draw anything that isn't a commission or one-off wish fulfillment ever again, and it doesn't bother me that much. I'm more interested in the tire fire at this point.

I'm assuming the present status quo is partially because of PewDiePie's video. If even a tiny percent of them are paying monkey money to dance, that's still a good number of new wallets on the scene. The novelty will wear off, though, and then we'll see yet another Financhu saga, though this one may be more desperate if he loses his "core" Sonichu "fans" with all this fuckery.

 

[Flareon]

These posts honestly don't even sound like Chris anymore. It's not entertaining. Hopefully it blows over soon.

 

[NG 070]

These posts honestly don't even sound like Chris anymore. It's not entertaining. Hopefully it blows over soon.

Yeah, everything just feels "off". Chris content is better when it's of his own doing/volition, rather than the puppet strings being pulled by someone else.

 

[Computery Guy]

I'm casting a vote for Floyd Pinkerton. Always remember his inspiring political motto.

"Floyd Pinkerton for mayor! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!"

I mean, it could really only improve Cwcville.

 

[CWCissey]

Morrissey for Mayor!

We must do the kind thing for the electric-hedgehog Pokemon species, and put them down.

 

[Gooby]

So let’s say a lgbt hater gets elected. Chris is going to do one of two things:
1) retcon it so that person in that dimensions is fine with the gays
2) have the hater killed or thrown in jail and a re-election take place

Chris already deleted the poll to replace it once, saying the people that got removed simply pulled out of the race. There is no doubt he'll say that everyone he didn't like pulled out at the last second, leaving his favorite to win.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This doesn't read like Chris. It's not a bad approximation, but it doesn't feel quite right. I'm 80% certain he's given someone else access to his accounts and either hasn't bothered to check what's being written or isn't knowledgeable enough to understand.

Chris has mentioned a manager in the past. Might this person, much like "Jessica Quinn," have picked this moment to turn troll? I would imagine someone with an "in" could convince Chris to let them take on some of the work of writing Sonichu. He's certainly advertised for help in the past.

Whether it's him or not, it's not funny. For trolling via Sonichu to be funny, Chris needs to be interpreting things his own way. This is just the Jackie saga again.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Ballzymaker94]

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Okay, I'm feeling lazy today. I say we skip over the two serial killers and ex-Panamanian dictator and just go for IBA. We all know he'll win.

 

[CWCissey]

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I'm conflicted between Noriega using drug money to fund the force or having a serial killer going after crooks (as long as they don't take up lumberjacking in the end)

 

[Pony Horn]

I'm a little concerned about the skeletons in Ed Geen's closet.

 

[LadyMayhem]

I'm conflicted between Noriega using drug money to fund the force or having a serial killer going after crooks (as long as they don't take up lumberjacking in the end)

A Dexter-Sonichu crossover has promise

 

[everythingisawkward999]

I'm just feeling rather disconcerted about this whole thing. This is really crazy stuff... But I love it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I wonder if ejecting pennies out of a particle collider would be enough to make Chris STFU.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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okay... I can see Chris not really knowing anything about famous real people but I'm a little befuddled as to how he would put "Ian Brandon Anderson" in there without comment. This goes beyond someone just throwing him a couple bucks for a shoutout.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

okay... I can see Chris not really knowing anything about famous real people but I'm a little befuddled as to how he would put "Ian Brandon Anderson" in there without comment. This goes beyond someone just throwing him a couple bucks for a shoutout.

Either he's decided he doesn't care about past stresses because $$$, or his teeny tiny brain literally cannot remember the entire liquid saga. That's what I'd like to think, anyway.

 

[LadyMayhem]

This has either got to be some serious cash or we are correct about Barb's state and Chris is panicking about his future post-Barb. Or both.

Maybe it's getting to the type of money that could afford in home care for Barb, though I wager even if it was his intent to do something like that he'd still squander the funds.

 

[nvrwastetree]

okay... I can see Chris not really knowing anything about famous real people but I'm a little befuddled as to how he would put "Ian Brandon Anderson" in there without comment. This goes beyond someone just throwing him a couple bucks for a shoutout.

Ahh, he probably just forgot. You know Chris, the only thing on his mind at the moment is ponyland, and Neptunia. I wouldnt be surprised if he did remember but considers the real CWC, the non tranny CWC, Ian Brandon SOMETHING!!!

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Ahh, he probably just forgot. You know Chris, the only thing on his mind at the moment is ponyland, and Neptunia. I wouldnt be surprised if he did remember but considers the real CWC, the non tranny CWC, Ian Brandon SOMETHING!!!

Wasn’t there some sweetheart he claimed to have once, but completely forgot her once a real sweetheart came up?

 

[Done]

This has either got to be some serious cash or we are correct about Barb's state and Chris is panicking about his future post-Barb. Or both.

Maybe it's getting to the type of money that could afford in home care for Barb, though I wager even if it was his intent to do something like that he'd still squander the funds.

This seems like a good theory, because him not knowing about Noriega or Operation BARBarossa is one thing, but him not knowing who Ian Brandon Anderson is just impossible to me.

Because whenever anyone screams their head off multiple times about something, that something tends to stick in their mind, tard or not. Not to mention him possibly getting ween calls about it too.