Containment Random Chris Updates

This sucks because Silvana was the best written of all the Rosechus. She incapable of having children, was forced to have male genitalia, and was more interested in fucking with other people than the stereotypical shop and strip of your average Rosechu. She was even given a "Russian Accent" to stand out.

I guess she's getting the Megagi treatment.
 
Way to drop the ball yet again Magi-chan. First you let Chris be blindsided by the Rosechu has a dick thing, then you let your girlfriend get sucked into the past and destroyed. Magi-chan is 0-2 this week.

Or maybe he's having a midlife crisis? Did he allow this tragedy to happen so he could have a young, nubile Silvana to replace the old one with? Hmm
 
I wonder if the deletion of the posts mean that Silvana "revealed" something to him too, like Rosechu. Maybe that Stubenchu is adopted or something.
 
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Something I always found fascinating was how Chris calls it an “ability to have children”... like I know that some women can lose their “ability” to have children, i.e by going sterile, but to me, Chris seems to think it’s like an actual ability, one you can unlock with enough work (magic binaural beats)

Like I never understood where Chris got the idea that a MtF transsexual could carry and give birth to a child.... doctors couldn’t just slap a womb in their, it wouldn’t function... and binaural beats won’t make you magically grow a fully functioning womb and ovaries, complete with eggs... it’s just not biologically possible... I vaguely recall Chris mentioning in a FB post that he read an article about MtF trannies possibly being able to get pregnant being a possible thing in the future, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong...

I don’t know if it’s becuse he’s maybe seen that FtM trannies have become pregnant and he thinks that the same thing can happen to MtF trannies? Like is he even aware that the only reason MtF trannies could have children is if they kept their womb? (Lol who am I kidding? Chris isn’t aware of anything)

Also, side note... if comic Chris is now a full woman (and able to shit out some swiftly abandoned hellspawn) then does comic Chris have monthly periods? (I wish I could rate myself horrifying for even thinking such a thing)
 
Something I always found fascinating was how Chris calls it an “ability to have children”... like I know that some women can lose their “ability” to have children, i.e by going sterile, but to me, Chris seems to think it’s like an actual ability, one you can unlock with enough work (magic binaural beats)

Like I never understood where Chris got the idea that a MtF transsexual could carry and give birth to a child.... doctors couldn’t just slap a womb in their, it wouldn’t function... and binaural beats won’t make you magically grow a fully functioning womb and ovaries, complete with eggs... it’s just not biologically possible... I vaguely recall Chris mentioning in a FB post that he read an article about MtF trannies possibly being able to get pregnant being a possible thing in the future, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong...

I don’t know if it’s becuse he’s maybe seen that FtM trannies have become pregnant and he thinks that the same thing can happen to MtF trannies? Like is he even aware that the only reason MtF trannies could have children is if they kept their womb? (Lol who am I kidding? Chris isn’t aware of anything)

Also, side note... if comic Chris is now a full woman (and able to shit out some swiftly abandoned hellspawn) then does comic Chris have monthly periods? (I wish I could rate myself horrifying for even thinking such a thing)

You severely underestimate Chris' lack of understanding of biology. Yes, he indeed literally does believe you can listen to binarial beats to change your core physiology, and yes, he does indeed believe any given action is the direct result of an "ability" or "power", you can only do any given thing under the governance of a supernatural force. This is mostly a result of his utter naivete, but also due to his gullibility. A result involving the very dangerous combination of his lack of understanding of biology and the placebo effect caused him to believe he was turning into a women when his health began to deteriorate in all the right places, primarily having moobs and a gaping wound on his taint.

He doesn't actually know what ovaries or a womb is, he thinks they can just magically grow inside you if you will it. He refuses to understand otherwise, not just because of how naive he is, but because of how much he hates reality and how uncontrollable it is. Deep down in the malfunctioning, underdeveloped remains of his Ego, he's desperately trying to stay sane and happy by pretending reality is putty to the whims of those who believe it to be nothing but Matrix code. He simply just does not like the idea of a reality where you cannot easily modify existence to meet your standards. He actively wants to believe you can dynamically modify the structure of your DNA and physiology by simply thinking about it as if you were a Pillar Man.

It's not an active delusion, Chris has been conditioned both by the fantastic unreality of media and television and by the undemanding shelter from reality he was given by his parents. He simply never got the chance to learn that this isn't how reality works. He thinks he's a women now because nobody ever told him how biology works otherwise. Actually, he thinks he can become a literal god through telekinetic means because he's never been told it's impossible. And he likes it this way. It's not as if he actively rejects reality, but rather he is simply no longer capable of comprehending reality, it just doesn't fit into the framework of his understanding of existence anymore.

In other words, he's :autism:
 
Trolls fucking with the Sonichu mythos is never as good as the True and Honest mythos Chris comes up with himself.

The trolls are their best when they act as a piece of inspiration for Chris, and leave a lot of the story up to him. Examples of this include the main trial, and the whole thing with the 4-cent garbage building. They don't work as well when they directly tell him what to do as, unless they are a "gal pal",he often pushes back and retaliates in his comic, to varying degrees of success.
 
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