Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ballzymaker94]

Oh, my god, what did he do to The Scout?!?

He thinks the Scout and Mister Metokur are the same person?

 

[Computery Guy]

He thinks the Scout and Mister Metokur are the same person?

No, I just made a lame TF2 joke.

Also, unrelated, but whoever this troll is who's just throwing in a bunch of stupid references to historical atrocities and making Chris parrot them, I hope they stop. Things aren't automatically comedy gold because Chris says them. This is like teaching a 4 year old to swear, but with more people pretending they like it so they look cool to their peers.

 

[MY 405]

That's my guess. A lot of white people do that, or she is like 1/128th Cherokee

This is very true. :powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel: I actually am part Cherokian and have the piece of paper that proves it. Most people from that area (as well as Oklahoma) probably do have some Cherokee blood because they are so deeply interlinked to the Welsh, Irish and Scottish traders that came to the Carolinas. We are the whitest damn Indians you’ve ever seen, we’re so weird that we don’t even understand our own language because the Oklahoma Cherokee and the Eastern Band pronounce everything differently. We really like funnel cake and fry bread. We do not have some weird Anchuent Prophecy (sorry). The best part is ALL of your tribal enrollment and blood Quantum (1/128th, 1/16th, etc) is based on your MOTHER’S side of the family. So technically he’s not Cherokee in the eyes of The Nations. (No, I do not get any sweet Indian money nor do I have a casino, dammit) sorry for the derail. He’s an idiot.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

No, I just made a lame TF2 joke.

Also, unrelated, but whoever this troll is who's just throwing in a bunch of stupid references to historical atrocities and making Chris parrot them, I hope they stop. Things aren't automatically comedy gold because Chris says them. This is like teaching a 4 year old to swear, but with more people pretending they like it so they look cool to their peers.

I know that. I was kinda making a joke too...

Honestly I’m partial on that opinion, but I still wonder what the payoff is here.

 

[MMX]

1. People would get labelled a ween on here.

2. Nobody really knows what Mia Hamm looks like, only a vague description. Black hair, part-Cherokee.

How many mixed or mixed passing Native American or Asian girls in their mid-30s are trolling or even on kiwi farms to pull this off?

Edit: Hell for all we know, Mia Hamm might look like Elizabeth Warren with dyed hair and just said she's Cherokian..

Would point two matter that much ?
Chris is piss poor with faces, he doesn't pay attention to detail and has a bad memory for them, he never picked up on every picture of blanca being a different girl so unless he's kept a picture of Mia I doubt he remembers her accurately.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Something I always found fascinating was how Chris calls it an “ability to have children”... like I know that some women can lose their “ability” to have children, i.e by going sterile, but to me, Chris seems to think it’s like an actual ability, one you can unlock with enough work (magic binaural beats)

Like I never understood where Chris got the idea that a MtF transsexual could carry and give birth to a child.... doctors couldn’t just slap a womb in their, it wouldn’t function... and binaural beats won’t make you magically grow a fully functioning womb and ovaries, complete with eggs... it’s just not biologically possible... I vaguely recall Chris mentioning in a FB post that he read an article about MtF trannies possibly being able to get pregnant being a possible thing in the future, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong...

I don’t know if it’s becuse he’s maybe seen that FtM trannies have become pregnant and he thinks that the same thing can happen to MtF trannies? Like is he even aware that the only reason MtF trannies could have children is if they kept their womb? (Lol who am I kidding? Chris isn’t aware of anything)

My theory is this. Chris is very, very unaware of the world. Outside of his small range of experience, everything is just this vague blur. Because everything's been handed to him, he's never had to learn about anything else, and he doesn't have the intellectual curiosity to figure it out for himself. As far as he's concerned, stuff just happens and it doesn't matter why. Thinking is hard, best to let other people do it for him.

This works in conjunction with his pigheaded optimism. If he wants something to be true, then dammit, it's true until proven otherwise.

So when he hears that people can change sex, he doesn't know or care how that works. He wants to be a setsy woman, so he just works on the basis that that's possible rather than seriously researching the actual process.

Silvana Rosechu, Born on May Tenth, 1989, on Earth's Calendar; Silvana is a Psychic Type, with no Electric Typing, her Ability is Oblivious. And so, after birth, Silvana Mentally and Physically became a Strong Warrior, under the wicked guidance from Count Graduon on the Earth's Moon. Without maternal guidance, and low social interactions, Silvana had never to truly love, and she/he learned to flirt without emotions.

her Ability is Oblivious

Great, another self-insert.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Hell for all we know, Mia Hamm might look like Elizabeth Warren with dyed hair and just said she's Cherokian..

Given that Chris depicts Cherokians as pink-skinned, and in the case of their queen blonde-haired, and dresses them in cod-Graeco-Roman fashion, I think that it's safe to assume that Chris has no idea how a typical Cherokee looks anyway...

 

[MMX]

My theory is this. Chris is very, very unaware of the world. Outside of his small range of experience, everything is just this vague blur. Because everything's been handed to him, he's never had to learn about anything else, and he doesn't have the intellectual curiosity to figure it out for himself. As far as he's concerned, stuff just happens and it doesn't matter why. Thinking is hard, best to let other people do it for him.

This works in conjunction with his pigheaded optimism. If he wants something to be true, then dammit, it's true until proven otherwise.

So when he hears that people can change sex, he doesn't know or care how that works. He wants to be a setsy woman, so he just works on the basis that that's possible rather than seriously researching the actual process.



Great, another self-insert.

I think Chris and his understanding of the world is best summed up by his general failure to understand the existence of Australia.

 

[MY 405]

Given that Chris depicts Cherokians as pink-skinned, and in the case of their queen blonde-haired, and dresses them in cod-Graeco-Roman fashion, I think that it's safe to assume that Chris has no idea how a typical Cherokee looks anyway...

Pretty much, he draws them like the Nephites in The Book of Mormon (the actual book, although the play gets this pretty close to what he drew now that I think about it.) my favorite is the sacred Pikachu Ear Crown, we take that thing out at every powwow.

 

[Marvin]

My theory is this. Chris is very, very unaware of the world. Outside of his small range of experience, everything is just this vague blur. Because everything's been handed to him, he's never had to learn about anything else, and he doesn't have the intellectual curiosity to figure it out for himself. As far as he's concerned, stuff just happens and it doesn't matter why. Thinking is hard, best to let other people do it for him.

This works in conjunction with his pigheaded optimism. If he wants something to be true, then dammit, it's true until proven otherwise.

So when he hears that people can change sex, he doesn't know or care how that works. He wants to be a setsy woman, so he just works on the basis that that's possible rather than seriously researching the actual process.

This is absolutely the situation. Chris does not believe a logical chain of events is necessary for things to happen. I think that he used to believe in causality, but only because adults browbeat him into it. It never meshed with his experiences. His whole life, everything "just happened". From his tugboat to graduating from college, everything "just happened".

Recently, Chris has been indulging in his magical thinking more and more. And the worrisome thing is that the sky has not fallen. Chris is going around, talking to his imaginary friends, and Chris has not experienced any backlash like them grownups said he would.

Chris bought a one way ticket on the crazy train, and there are no brakes on that train. I maintain that Chris is not experiencing auditory nor visual hallucinations. But that's a meaningless concession, considering Chris still literally believes he's talking to Sonichu.

 

[Deadpool]

This is absolutely the situation. Chris does not believe a logical chain of events is necessary for things to happen. I think that he used to believe in causality, but only because adults browbeat him into it. It never meshed with his experiences. His whole life, everything "just happened". From his tugboat to graduating from college, everything "just happened".

Recently, Chris has been indulging in his magical thinking more and more. And the worrisome thing is that the sky has not fallen. Chris is going around, talking to his imaginary friends, and Chris has not experienced any backlash like them grownups said he would.

Chris bought a one way ticket on the crazy train, and there are no brakes on that train. I maintain that Chris is not experiencing auditory nor visual hallucinations. But that's a meaningless concession, considering Chris still literally believes he's talking to Sonichu.

Do you think Chris actually sits and takes time to have conversatons with his imaginary friends? Or does he just have a thought while playing vidya or lego, and think "wow nightstar just told me that."?

 

[nad7155]

Chris does not believe a logical chain of events is necessary for things to happen.

So, he is still just Chris, but older.

That is some serious insight.

 

[Marvin]

Do you think Chris actually sits and takes time to have conversatons with his imaginary friends? Or does he just have a thought while playing vidya or lego, and think "wow nightstar just told me that."?

Yeah, the latter is what happens.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

This is absolutely the situation. Chris does not believe a logical chain of events is necessary for things to happen. I think that he used to believe in causality, but only because adults browbeat him into it. It never meshed with his experiences. His whole life, everything "just happened". From his tugboat to graduating from college, everything "just happened".

Recently, Chris has been indulging in his magical thinking more and more. And the worrisome thing is that the sky has not fallen. Chris is going around, talking to his imaginary friends, and Chris has not experienced any backlash like them grownups said he would.

Chris bought a one way ticket on the crazy train, and there are no brakes on that train. I maintain that Chris is not experiencing auditory nor visual hallucinations. But that's a meaningless concession, considering Chris still literally believes he's talking to Sonichu.

It seems to me like Chris expects every day of his life to go like a cartoon, where the villains lose and the heroes win, and he thinks he's the hero of his story. So breaking the "script" is baffling to him. Then he keeps on trying to win because crazy is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Or someshit like that.

 

[Deadpool]

It seems to me like Chris expects every day of his life to go like a cartoon, where the villains lose and the heroes win, and he thinks he's the hero of his story. So breaking the "script" is baffling to him. Then he keeps on trying to win because crazy is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Or someshit like that.

Chris is delusional though. He thinks he is winning. He's a beautiful woman (soon to have a natural functional vagina and womb), with legions of (un-ironic genuine) fans who throw money at him for stupid shit, and he has magic powers that let him connect to his bullshit comic universe.

He's not upset when stuff goes off script because he's lost it enough to think everything is going accordingly.

 

[diana]

He's not upset when stuff goes off script because he's lost it enough to think everything is going accordingly.

Tbh a man in a pickle costume stole his girl, I'd lose a big chunk of my sanity if that happened to me too.

 

[Deadpool]

Tbh a man in a pickle costume stole his girl, I'd lose a big chunk of my sanity if that happened to me too.

That was before he'd completely lost grip on reality though.

 

[Done]

That was before he'd completely lost grip on reality though.

He also had his father with him, so he *should* know that whole thing wasn't real.

 

[diana]

That was before he'd completely lost grip on reality though.

I don't think he ever truly had one in the first place.

It's so important to teach children about the reality of the world, especially autistic ones who have trouble understanding it to begin with. Our school system and culture are based around equating success with trying as hard as you can, which is healthy for most children, however, autistic children have trouble understanding that trying really hard does not always work because some things are just impossible, Chris is no exception.

What is different, however, is that somehow, Borb has managed to either convince or protect Chris from ever learning this lesson. A lot of autistic children will just learn over time, usually after middle/high school that they can't always win, but somehow Chris either never did or never cared.

 

[Deadpool]

I don't think he ever truly had one in the first place.

It's so important to teach children about the reality of the world, especially autistic ones who have trouble understanding it to begin with. Our school system and culture are based around equating success with trying as hard as you can, which is healthy for most children, however, autistic children have trouble understanding that trying really hard does not always work because some things are just impossible, Chris is no exception.

What is different, however, is that somehow, Borb has managed to either convince or protect Chris from ever learning this lesson. A lot of autistic children will just learn over time, usually after middle/high school that they can't always win, but somehow Chris either never did or never cared.

I agree, but he's gotten worse overtime. I'd even go so far as to say 2009 Chris still had a chance to get better if he'd had a legitimate support system doing something other than trolling him, or kissing his ass. Now though he's a screeching bag lady going crazier everyday, and I honestly think he's too far gone to ever comeback.