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Lol, how the fuck do you know?
Look at the past 3+ months you gargantuan tard. I really don't know why every higher power on this website is up Chris' ass so hard as if he hasn't been an irresponsible idiot his entire adult life. Chris doesn't have the capacity to change and if you can't grasp that then you're more of an autismo than Chris is.

Also, being an IRL ween to Chris once doesn't earn you the title of all-knowing power of some fat turd from Ruckersville.
 
Look at the past 3+ months you gargantuan tard. I really don't know why every higher power on this website is up Chris' ass so hard as if he hasn't been an irresponsible idiot his entire adult life. Chris doesn't have the capacity to change and if you can't grasp that then you're more of an autismo than Chris is.
You don't have access to Chris' bank accounts or spending habits. The internet equivalent of third hand gossip is not a replacement for that information.
 
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You don't have access to Chris' bank accounts or spending habits. The internet equivalent of third hand gossip is not a replacement for that information.
Likewise, if you're not sitting with Chris on a daily basis I don't think you can make the assumption that he'll be using his money wisely.
 
I hope he doesn't factory reset the phone. The only reason to buy that thing is to document its contents. If he cleans everything, no one will buy it.
He's already said he's cleared the phone. The real question is whether he knows how to properly factory reset a phone.
 
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Likewise, if you're not sitting with Chris on a daily basis I don't think you can make the assumption that he'll be using his money wisely.
Chris doesn't use his money wisely.

But when I make a specific claim about where particular money's going to go, it's not an assumption. It's based in some sort of additional information.

He's already said he's cleared the phone. The real question is whether he knows how to properly factory reset a phone.
That's the gamble, and some ween might go for it.
 
Agreeing with @Marvin that this phone is a good thing to gamble on if you want to throw your money at Chris. There could be interesting pictures or videos we’ve never seen on that phone.
Oh no, I was saying it was a bad gamble, because Chris probably did figure out how to wipe it and some ween's just going to blow a bunch of money on nothing.

But it's a gamble that a ween might take.
 
Oh no, I was saying it was a bad gamble, because Chris probably did figure out how to wipe it and some ween's just going to blow a bunch of money on nothing.

But it's a gamble that a ween might take.

I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my money on it, but it’s a fact that lots of weens are willing to give Chris money for no reason at all. Might as well pull the lever, high chance you’ll lose, but winning could be lucrative. All these wannabe YouTube creators need to invest in their preferred career path!
 
I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my money on it, but it’s a fact that lots of weens are willing to give Chris money for no reason at all. Might as well pull the lever, high chance you’ll lose, but winning could be lucrative. All these wannabe YouTube creators need to invest in their preferred career path!
That is true. This is a high risk, high reward (almost wrote re tard) proposal. If Chris did fuck it up, the content located within is almost certainly amazing.
 
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So, ''Even though I was still slagging you off a few months ago, I've decided that now its time for you to forgive me, because I really, really want some closure on all those times I doxxed you, publicly abused you, and made bizarre accusations about you for no good reason. Don't I deserve that?"

Not trying to A-log, but considering it's supposed to be an apology, that tweet is entitled as fuck.
 
That is true. This is a high risk, high reward (almost wrote re tard) proposal. If Chris did fuck it up, the content located within is almost certainly amazing.
I doubt it, iPhones are dead simple to operate, and the only area in which Chris approaches competence is computers and such.
 
I doubt it, iPhones are dead simple to operate, and the only area in which Chris approaches competence is computers and such.

So simple to factory reset even Chris can do it. Even if he fucked that up, my money would be on it being full of MLP episodes and Britney Spears music rather than reams of chat logs between him and Idea Guy and porn of him and Barb.
 
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