Containment Random Chris Updates

Duck and Turn said:
I'm having trouble finding the post he said he cleared the phone.
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The photos in the Ebay listing showed only the stock apps that come with the phone. If he hadn't cleared it, there would probably still be that Simpsons game he spent thousands of dollars on, and other stuff like that.
It's also possible that he just manually deleted every app and put the stock wallpaper back on, but that kind of effort would be uncharacteristic.
 
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kkillme8 said:
This is a seventeen year old outdoor cat. It is very unlikely this is the result of neglect. Bottle your anger and consider reading the Bible.

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Okay, enough is enough. Whoring out his mother is bad, but whoring out an innocent dying animal is worse. This is just plain disgusting.

Edit: Cocksucker, when I add a message to your post, don't fucking delete it. - @Null
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Wow....I don't even know what to say. This is appalling. This is the kind of stuff you shouldn't post to Twitter Chris. Jesus Christ.

MahFibro! said:
With his track record of mismanaging money, maybe CWC ought to specify what the money is needed for other demanding more money from people.
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He already tried that option and got caught lying about what the money was for. He told everyone Barb needed money for her teeth, got it, then didn't use it for what it was originally intended for. Instead he spent it on useless.shit, then came back a couple weeks over and repeated the process.

Rogowski said:
Welp. Honeymoon with @BotTranslation is over.View attachment 454880 View attachment 454881
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Did we just witness Chris talking to an automated bot???? And if so, he does understand that it's a automated reply, meaning it's not ran by a person.
 
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Marvin said:
You don't have access to Chris' bank accounts or spending habits. The internet equivalent of third hand gossip is not a replacement for that information.
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Any time he gets money, we see him shortly thereafter buy Lego or some similar shit on ebay and elsewhere. We've literally seen this. Also as autistic as it was, the @Sonic Rainboom gift card thing showed he wasted that, too. I'm sure Barb gives him a haircut and spends some of this stuff on bills, but the fact he has it means he then can free up his :tugboat: bucks for these dumb purchases.

Same when he sold the Sanic totem. Nearly immediately, he was buying hundreds of dollars worth of dumb shit.

Marvin said:
Oh no, I was saying it was a bad gamble, because Chris probably did figure out how to wipe it and some ween's just going to blow a bunch of money on nothing.

But it's a gamble that a ween might take.
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Which is why doing it should be left to a ween.
 
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AnOminous said:
Any time he gets money, we see him shortly thereafter buy Lego or some similar shit on ebay and elsewhere. We've literally seen this. Also as autistic as it was, the @Sonic Rainboom gift card thing showed he wasted that, too. I'm sure Barb gives him a haircut and spends some of this stuff on bills, but the fact he has it means he then can free up his :tugboat: bucks for these dumb purchases.

Same when he sold the Sanic totem. Nearly immediately, he was buying hundreds of dollars worth of dumb shit.
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We don't track every dollar Chris spends. Or really, even more than 40% of it. That's more my point.

Chris is a tard with money. Totally, that's indisputable and even trying to dispute that is a crazy uphill battle. But yeah, nah, a weird claim like "Lol 98% of chris money is spent on bullshit!" eh... y'know Chris does actually need to not starve and pay the mortgage too?

That's more of my point.

Like when that dumbass sent Chris $1k for the comics, Chris bought a new mattress because his was full of ham-man grime.

I think it's worth considering those situations. Chris does something responsible because it's normal. Not, y'know, because Chris is a paragon of responsibility.
AnOminous said:
Which is why doing it should be left to a ween.
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Absolutely.
 
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Why does he "have to" go to the store tomorrow anyway? He still has a car for now, he can go anytime.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Why does he "have to" go to the store tomorrow anyway? He still has a car for now, he can go anytime.
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I have no idea what the store hours are, but I imagine Chris realized they ran out of the decent food, paced around the house for a while, gave out a few drawn out sighs, cried about the cat for a bit, and then realized it was too late to go.
R.I.P. Pollo.
 
Dendygar said:
I have no idea what the store hours are, but I imagine Chris realized they ran out of the decent food, paced around the house for a while, gave out a few drawn out sighs, cried about the cat for a bit, and then realized it was too late to go.
R.I.P. Pollo.
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walmart is open 24/7 but he's banned. there might be 24/7 grocery stores but that's more of a college town thing.
 
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