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Big surprise a movie made to cash in on a game's/franchise's success has some well known actors in it. Probably the same reason Ryan Reynolds voices and dows motion capture for Pikachu in the detective Pikachu movie. It's a lot easier to cash in when you have actors most of your audience has heard of.

Since that was a bit off topic I'll also say it's no surprise that Chris is bothered by it. Did he complain when the voice actors changed from the voice actors they had from 2003-2010?
It’s not like it’s going to stop Chris from going to the cinema to see it as well as buying any related toys and games.
 
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Why was it important to establish how 'attractive' Kun is, anyway?

The disturbing thing is that I'm pretty sure Chris isn't trying to "establish" anything- he's just recording what happened, and all the bizarro "OMG Kunt Nugget, you so sexy!!" shit is just a reflection of his hair-trigger libido and the fact he see's all his self-stand-in OC's as hot af.
 

This is such a typically Chris thing to do. He loves assuming how people think, and then telling them they're wrong if they say they don't think what he thought they were thinking. He did it with Megan/Cath/Doopie in insisting they loved him when they expressly said they didn't. He just doesn't have the cognitive capabilities to understand someone might think otherwise from him. Then he uses his erroneous assumptions to enforce his opinion and try as hard as he can to make it fact. He has to do this, he can't just say he personally disagrees with anything, he's gotta have backup. He's so insecure and unsure of himself. I always thought that was interesting about him, he knows he has no idea what he wants and can be persuaded into anything, it's why he was "genuinely homophobic", so he has to surround himself with confirmation to avoid having his psyche overridden by a third party, even if he has to make it up by saying imaginary friends are saying it.
 
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This tweet is replying to the same one from Deji
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Goddamn. That movie is going to end up breaking Chris' poor little brain. If his doctor has any sense, he'll triple Chris's valium dose from now til 'Sonic:The Movie' DVDs are in the bargain bins.
 
So, who's this Kirsten ponyfag, and why is she sucking up to Chris so much.
Kirsten is either some kid who's a fan of Sonic, stumbled onto Sonichu and tweets to Chris and his orbiters for attention, or is a wannabe troll trying the pretend-to-be-a-fan method to get an in with Chris.

That bird dude hitting on Kun seems incredibly out of place. Why was it important to establish how 'attractive' Kun is, anyway?
The disturbing thing is that I'm pretty sure Chris isn't trying to "establish" anything- he's just recording what happened, and all the bizarro "OMG Kunt Nugget, you so sexy!!" shit is just a reflection of his hair-trigger libido and the fact he see's all his self-stand-in OC's as hot af.
Kun T'Nyuget is an Idea Guy character that he planted into CWCville, apparently in order to manipulate Chris into thinking he's bi. Chris establishing Kun's handsomeness is just him following Idea Guy's script.

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Kirsten is either some kid who's a fan of Sonic, stumbled onto Sonichu and tweets to Chris and his orbiters for attention, or is a wannabe troll trying the pretend-to-be-a-fan method to get an in with Chris.



Kun T'Nyuget is an Idea Guy character that he planted into CWCville, apparently in order to manipulate Chris into thinking he's bi. Chris establishing Kun's handsomeness is just him following Idea Guy's script.

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It is actually rather scary to know that - despite knowing that Idea Guy was a troll who was jerking him around - CWC still incorporates some of his ideas into his work.
 
That bird dude hitting on Kun seems incredibly out of place. Why was it important to establish how 'attractive' Kun is, anyway?
If Chris' mary sue characters have to be THE BEST at everything it only stands to reason that the SO of his mary sue would be THE BEST and most handsome pony ever. Also this is the pony that supposedly turned him gay so maybe that's one reason he is emphasizing the attractiveness?

Edit: Also what the hell was he going for with the name Squaker? Is it supposed to rhyme with Quaker? Maybe he trying for something like Squawker and just screwed the spelling up?
 
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