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Chris' marketing ploy to male and female partners is obviously a failure.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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It's safe to say Chris is likely "saving" sex with his hedgehogs for when they can appear before him in the physical world. If I remember correctly, @Marvin said he's pretty certain they'll manifest. For now, it's chaste maybe.
Unless there's a bunch of porn he's drawn we don't know about, which is fine. Maybe he's just actually learned a lesson about drawing porn and posting it online.
Unless there's a bunch of porn he's drawn we don't know about, which is fine. Maybe he's just actually learned a lesson about drawing porn and posting it online.
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The first half of Chris's response is reasonable, but then he immediately derailed into Crazytown...
Also, Hirtes is gay for Wise.
And an update about the completion of Sonichu 12-9.
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I just saw another thing on his twitter, but it's a hassle to screengrab.
So broke Chris is commissioning a large(and expensive presumably) drawing of nightstar and cunt nugget?
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Yeah.
Chris commissioned that person on the 4th, I guess after the tugboats came in.
What Feather Shine charges: https://www.deviantart.com/feathershine1/art/Commission-prices-695155520
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With his car in the shop, Chris wastes his money on nonsense. Meanwhile, American children die of hunger each day.
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Kinda disappointed in Chris. Someone who has gotten good at dealing with weens shouldn't have fallen for Wise's shit.
Also, Hirtes is indeed gay.
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And there is Sonichu in the background, wondering what he did to lose favor with his
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The artist says it's "hell of a big commission" but the prices don't look too crazy. How much do you reckon he spent on it?
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Chris did 3 commisions says the artist
Chris really went out and asked for the highest commission 24$
24 x 3 = 72$
Welp. That money could have gone to the car.
Norric Lancaster
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The saddest thing is that the money is going to a crappy pony artist whose prices are way to high for the quality of their work, when it could be going to a better artist for the same price. Then again the only person Chris would commission and would be willing to take the commission would be a mediocre pony artist.
No_one
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You can almost hear Sonichu saying "father (mother) why have you forsaken me?" with SOAD playing in the background.
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Don't forget: $10 extra for an additional character, $10 extra for a complex background. Assuming all three commissions have that(of course they do) it's $132.
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Christorical Figure
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I certainly hope not! And if I do I hope I don't get spider arms like that one..
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Jesus.
Welp guess that aint bronycon this year.
Or he has to take public transport.
I hope for the people who go on public transport that day dont encounter Chris.
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I imagine if you did, your cutie mark would be the amnyfest ring. And you'd be a unicorn.
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Option C: he stiffs the artist after simply screen grabbing the art, blames it on stress/trolls/unforeseen financial responsibilities. All while posting pics of himself at bronycon with bags of overpriced merch.
Which is fine, as he's an artist that routinely stiffs his own customers.
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At least he actually offered to pay someone to make him something, I guess..