Containment Random Chris Updates

Alpha Centauri said:
Chris clearly set up everything in that picture so I'm guessing he wanted us to see them for some reason.
I can't find any kind of similar bottle, real mystery.
I guess if we want to figure out what they are, we should be asking "why would Chris want us to see the bottles?".
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He didn't set up the background stuff for the photo. He snapped it to show someone what was on TV.

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Maybe Chris is reusing the pill bottles? Looks like there's something written on the side of one.

Also, someone on Twitter pointed out that his PS4 controller is on, even though he's just watching TV. lol, he's had that habit forever, even with other consoles.

White bubblegum said:
Anyone else think they might be Barbs'?
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I don't think she'd have her pills next to Chris's stuff. And Chris has the health issues to justify having a bunch of pill bottles.
 
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Real G said:
Chris' patreon account is back online, and he promise to get the books mailed soon. Any patrons of chris here can confirm that he mailed the books out lately?

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However... Chris' patreon account took a hit again, he lost 9 patrons since july 29th and a total of 120 dollars in only a span of 4 days. Chris's pledges haven't been this low since June/July 2017.


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Wait. So chris is getting the money right? He wasn't affected by the bug?

Normally I do not care either way but if the idiot who tried to convince him they were his girlfriend pledged 1k$ I want them to lose that money
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Wow, Chris is really handicapable to need help to order a tow truck. All you need is your policy number and address.
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The tricky part is saying the right things to the insurance company so they pay for the towtruck.

Insurance companies are weasels who always try to get out of paying you what they owe you. They do this by over investigating everything to find something they can say is just cause for not paying you.

Naturally, someone like Chris is not equipped for that kind of questioning.

Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris was never in control, he's screwed with shit in Sonichu before. Even when he "thinks" he's in control of Sonichu, he's still passively influenced by BS like MLP and other crap.
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White bubblegum said:
There's a difference between "influenced" and "taken control by"
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Mariposa Electrique said:
When you have an arc that's nothing about a exceptional pony, then there's absolutely no difference. Chris has just willingly given over his control to the Hasboro theme. The Idea Guys are not controling Chris, yet they're still influencing him.
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Having an exceptional influence is relatively fine, Chris wouldn't be any different from the many, many bronies who draw exceptional brony shit, even if it's fucking boring for us.

The problem is when someone actually pushes him into including stuff he wouldn't do himself, this used to happen way back in the Classic Chris era "Show Clyde that you don't take shit from anyone! Do it for our love, Chris!", culminating in the Simonla incident.

But the Josh Wise shit was the most exceptional example of this, just a bunch of edgelord shit that was never funny, and if Chris implments it, it could fuck up his Patreon.
 
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neural said:
Naturally, someone like Chris is not equipped for that kind of questioning.
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Only if he's lying and trying to pull one of his "wheeling and dealing" things. Insurance is a shit but stuff like needing a tow because your car is obviously fucked up somehow isn't one of the things they'll screw you on. Usually.
 
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