Incredible Crisis
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"Brony pedophile" is often redundant.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Lol BRONY FIGHT!!!!! This dusky guy is bothering the shit out of these bronys because of a fucking fanfic, and Chris has ABSOLUTELY no clue as to what he's commenting about. Probably just saw the word haters and trolls, then immeadiatly decided to but in with something irrelevant to what's going on, as always. He's probably pissed that no one replied to his idea.
Sad this lasted far longer than Transformers: Prime
idosometimes
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Why would Chris do anything if they cancel the show? He clearly states here that the events did occur even if the show does not "chronicle" them. That is how he understands these other realities. He knows what happened. We may not know unless he tells us, but he definitely knows because of "mink links" and interdimensional portals.
People need to look at this a bit differently to get a better grasp on it. They must be more Chris like. It is definitely queer, but not because he can be "wrong." Why he does actually need the show if he already knows what happened? He heard it from someone who was actually there when it occurred and frequently travels to the places where it happened. The writers, animators, and voice actors become a secondhand source. That pony is talking to them too, but they are retelling the story in their own way, which can alter the facts. Magi-chan and Night Star are better sources than the show staff. Magi-chan and Night Star are omnipotent omniscient gods. They can see what the pony left out when talking to Chris. Chris going to the TV show instead of his pony avatar who lives or his loving husband brings up more questions. Is Magi-chan not talking to Chris? Has an evil JERK sorcerer captured Night Star's soul from Christine's body? Is there more going on in CWC-ville that Chris is not disclosing to us?
People need to look at this a bit differently to get a better grasp on it. They must be more Chris like. It is definitely queer, but not because he can be "wrong." Why he does actually need the show if he already knows what happened? He heard it from someone who was actually there when it occurred and frequently travels to the places where it happened. The writers, animators, and voice actors become a secondhand source. That pony is talking to them too, but they are retelling the story in their own way, which can alter the facts. Magi-chan and Night Star are better sources than the show staff. Magi-chan and Night Star are omnipotent omniscient gods. They can see what the pony left out when talking to Chris. Chris going to the TV show instead of his pony avatar who lives or his loving husband brings up more questions. Is Magi-chan not talking to Chris? Has an evil JERK sorcerer captured Night Star's soul from Christine's body? Is there more going on in CWC-ville that Chris is not disclosing to us?
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Chris agrees with someone that mental health is important... this from the guy who's trying his hardest to make himself schizo.
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I always assumed they won't let you edit tweets so you can't get a bunch of people to retweet your shit and then you go change it to something offensive. Ironically this seems like the kind of thing Chris would fall victim to before screeching on Twitter about how it should be illegal
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oh, the lolcows would love to be able to retroactively edit tweets... or you could just delete them. But then you would have to lose those sweet, sweet likes.
I may need to change my poll choice.
I may need to change my poll choice.
Picklechu
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Nah, they didn't include the necessary paper bag, so it's just the actual lawnmower.
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As far as I can tell Chris believes the "chronicler" writes down what they sense is happening in the alternate universe, but if the chronicler gets it wrong, the alternate universe changes to reflect what the chronicler wrote. I base this on his reaction to learning Rosechu has a dick. He struggled with the moral choice of either changing the story so that she is a true and honest female (but in doing so forcing Rosechu to be someone she wasn't) or leaving her how she is but not how Chris wants her to be.
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The edit tweet reminds me of this blunder from a while back - https://kiwifarms.net/posts/2421255/
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I think Chris’s prediction doesn’t include the part where everyone in Equestria dies, like in the end of Megazone 23 Part II.
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IIRC alicorns/pegacorns can't die.
Either that of they don't die the same way as regular ponies.
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I bet it is another one of Snyders traps using his vile jew magic.
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Why does Chris want 14 seasons of My Little Pony: Fandom is Money? It's not even a round number like Bob dieing in 2015, or him being guaranteed one ounce of vagina.
BrigYeette
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He wants it to go on forever. Bronycon is the only place where he can fit in.
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But he did get his ounce of vagina. All for the price of a fruit basket and one hundred dollars.
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No idea.
I agree there's still more character development that could happen in the show but some of it could be done and tied up in two seasons.
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BronyCon is Chris's favourite, but he fits in at any nerd convention. The TMG incident is an outlier because it was aggravated by spineless, incompetent staff, but he's otherwise enjoyed himself at every con he's attended.