Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

He posted this, though:
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@The Captain did you ever post those texts Chris sent you about you being a Sonichu?

EDIT: ninja'd by @Gooby

Reminds me of that fruity Bryan Boitano from South Park

 

[The Captain]

AVATAR GET.

 

[Gooby]

Yep, sounds about right.

I wonder if he'll mail this to me? haha

Just tell him you need it to focus your half-sonichu energy or something, he'll probably express mail it to you.

>I'M A FUCKING SONICHU BITCHES!

Watch your ego, you're only a half-sonichu after all. You can't aspire to be a real Sonichu, you need to follow the likes of Ted Bundy and Bob.

 

[The Captain]

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How could Chris mess up the nosecone of an aircraft? All he had to do was draw a triangle.
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Out of all the things in that image, this looks the most decent.

Those are F-15's from the look of it.

 

[nertz]

Some kind of weird 15-16 hybrid, as if they were conceived by someone that didn't know anything about airplanes.

 

[No_one]

So, since we all like songs, and @The Captain has wings in his electric-hedgehog-pokemon form, and helped Chris in getting through a really tough time, this one goes out to him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't even know why anyone is even entertaining this crap. This is all just another stupid ploy to distract people into giving Chris more money.

 

[Pixy]

Some kind of weird 15-16 hybrid, as if they were conceived by someone that didn't know anything about airplanes.

They're probably his attempt at drawing F-16s. To me, it seems that he tried to show both wings, but as always he messed it up and now it looks like two ailerons.

To me, that really tiny one looks like a Su-27/30.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Why don't you deny it to Chris's face instead of continuing the lackadaisical approach.

Right? But the thing is, Chris is so delusional at the moment, if Captain decided to shoot a text back to Chris telling him that he's 100% human, alongside Chris, theres a good chance that the captain will just end up arguing with a brick wall, with Chris concluding that he's "closed minded" on the subject, like he is when you mention Aspergers.

 

[Picklechu]

Maybe if you beat up a custom Sonichu character in the game you can purge your unclean half.

Careful, everyone knows that Soul Caliber is a powerful tool in the art of voodoo. Playing with magical forces you don't comprehend is dangerous.

 

[The Captain]

Right? But the thing is, Chris is so delusional at the moment, if Captain decided to shoot a text back to Chris telling him that he's 100% human, alongside Chris, theres a good chance that the captain will just end up arguing with a brick wall, with Chris concluding that he's "closed minded" on the subject, like he is when you mention Aspergers.

He would cut all contact which would cause more problems and fix none.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

He would cut all contact which would cause more problems and fix none.

Is Chris that pity in terms of his delusions?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I showed my friend the CHRIS! CHANDLER!! video and his very first comment was, "does this guy have Asperger's?"

 

[SheCameForNecky]

He would cut all contact which would cause more problems and fix none.

Plus, you know, you actually ARE half-Sonichu.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

See if you can unlock the Chris "Hamburgler" character:
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Excuse the fftopic:, but I always liked one specific bit of Chris mastery of art and anatomy at show here: The human eye is a hard square shape (It was pretty prominent in early Sonichu too).

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is pretty chill this morning for someone who claimed he'd be starving if no one donated. I guess the paypigs came through at the last minute.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris is pretty chill this morning for someone who claimed he'd be starving if no one donated. I guess the paypigs came through at the last minute.

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You know, when I want advice for how to handle the stress of working 6 days a week..

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's like a potato chip, eventually you'll either wind up on My 600 lb life or die of a stroke......see, that makes more sense dummy.

 

[Deadpool]

He would cut all contact which would cause more problems and fix none.

This is what Chris needs. People stomping on his delusions, and telling him they simply aren't real. Especially people like you, who he likes and trusts.

We've seen that at this point playing along only made things worse, and politely saying you don't buy it is ingored. He needs for people to laugh at his beliefs while they mock and stomp them into the mud. Chris is a grown fucking man, and he and his rètarded beliefs should no longer be coddled or even slightly encouraged.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is what Chris needs. People stomping on his delusions, and telling them they simply aren't real. Especially people like you who, he likes and trusts.

We've seen that at this point playing along only made things worse, and politely saying you don't buy it is ingored. He needs for people to laugh at his beliefs while they mock and stomp them into the mud. Chris is a grown fucking man, and he and his rètarded beliefs should no longer be coddled or even slightly encouraged.

Yeah, I think this is why the autism movement in the transgender community never went that far before 2008, at least for the "M2F" if you can call them that. People would just say, "No, you're retarded, you're not a woman, you can't even wipe your own ass".