Containment Random Chris Updates

TaterBot said:
she'll be disappointed to hear that...

Doxing didn't hurt Wise and Boyd, they're probably still spending Chris's money and playing their little tard games. It's not about "guarding Chris", it's about giving kiwis content and freak-pointing material. If such material is actually to be had.
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It's not exactly like neets that spend hundreds of hours conversing with Chris to abuse and steal video games from him have much of a social circle, career or reputation to disturb.

Their only connection to the world is their innocent family whom they already burden.
 
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CHris is going to start bombing buildings in virginia in order to fulfill this prophecy, except instead of buildings in virginia it's going to be lego buildings scattered around his house, and instead of bombs, he's going to fart (and accidentally shit on) those buildings, because an actual bombing campaign with travel requires money not going to toys and effort to be expended.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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"Be calm, continue about your lives and enjoy yourselves and those around you"
He makes it sound like his hedgehog rapture is gonna be the end of times, and hes trying to assuage the fears of people afraid that everything they know will come to an end, reassuring them that everything will be all right.
What the fuck, Chris? It's late and I'm having trouble sleeping so forgive my tism but that's legitimately a little disturbing.
 
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So with this dimensional merge, will every single "original character" everyone has ever created appear? Or just the ones that Christian Weston Chandler is a fan of? What about all the dragons I drew when I was in 6th grade? What about the hundreds of princesses my sister drew when she was in 2nd grade? Do those qualify or are they not "real" enough? If I draw a picture of a wizard today will I get to hang out with him next week?

Is this going to happen before the election? Because I'm not sure Republicans will be thrilled about all these illegal immigrants suddenly materializing in the homeland. Will Sonichu apply for a green card? Will Trump try to build a wall around Dimension Z-129 or whatever the fuck it's called?

What about all the monsters and demons and shit people have created? Is this going to be like Doom or Half-Life or The Mist or the last episode of Buffy Season 5 where a portal opens up to a hell dimension? Isn't this going to be a threat to national security? I'M TRYING TO KEEP CALM CHRIS BUT I NEED ANSWERS.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
CHris is going to start bombing buildings in virginia in order to fulfill this prophecy, except instead of buildings in virginia it's going to be lego buildings scattered around his house, and instead of bombs, he's going to fart (and accidentally shit on) those buildings, because an actual bombing campaign with travel requires money not going to toys and effort to be expended.
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Allah Crapbar!
 
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asperhes said:
So with this dimensional merge, will every single "original character" everyone has ever created appear? Or just the ones that Christian Weston Chandler is a fan of? What about all the dragons I drew when I was in 6th grade? What about the hundreds of princesses my sister drew when she was in 2nd grade? Do those qualify or are they not "real" enough? If I draw a picture of a wizard today will I get to hang out with him next week?

Is this going to happen before the election? Because I'm not sure Republicans will be thrilled about all these illegal immigrants suddenly materializing in the homeland. Will Sonichu apply for a green card? Will Trump try to build a wall around Dimension Z-129 or whatever the fuck it's called?

What about all the monsters and demons and shit people have created? Is this going to be like Doom or Half-Life or The Mist or the last episode of Buffy Season 5 where a portal opens up to a hell dimension? Isn't this going to be a threat to national security? I'M TRYING TO KEEP CALM CHRIS BUT I NEED ANSWERS.
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Yes. Every single OC will become part of the merge. Imagine all the sonic recolors
 
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Yes. Every single OC will become part of the merge. Imagine all the sonic recolors
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There have been hundreds if not thousands of different versions of the story of Cinderella. In each one the main character is still Cinderella and shares certain common traits, but each one also has differences in their story and what they look like, so they couldn't all be the same character. Are we gonna have like 700 Cinderellas, 1500 Herculeses, 40,000 Santa Clauses and so on? Wouldn't the Earth run out of room?
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
There have been hundreds of not thousands of different versions of the story of Cinderella. In each one the main character is still Cinderella and shares certain common traits, but each one also has differences in their story and what they look like, so they couldn't all be the same character. Are we gonna have like 700 Cinderellas, 1500 Hercules's, 40,000 Santa Claus's and so on? Wouldn't the Earth run out of room?
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Just like how no one has to work and everyone has money, the land is infinite.
 
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