Containment Random Chris Updates

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Chrus Chundlur said:
Don't forget you don't have to work if you don't want to! I mean, who wouldn't want to voluntarely flip burgers on a MacDonalds so Chris can go clog his arteries there?
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I was always under the impression that Chris considered the average employee at any place of business he encountered to be some sort of automaton. McD and Gamestop employees weren't really people until they interfered with his bullshit, and even then they were just thralls to the troll powers that be. So it would kinda make sense that he'd expect there still to be fast food employees in a world where no one had to work. After all, what sort of hellscape would it be if the Goddess were deprived of qsands?
 
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Sonichump said:
between this and his ragged ensemble at TMG, does he even wear clean clothes anymore? Does Chris know how to do laundry? He doesn't know how to cook or clean, so maybe he doesn't know how to clean his clothes either and Barb's getting too old to do it for him.
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He mentioned washing The Classic back when he found it last year, so he can do laundry, he's just lazy. He also knows how to cook - https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3378418/
 
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dacwcman68 said:
Chris has said a lot of dumb shit, but saying he's a "moderate" may be the dumbest thing he's said
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Chris would be most accurately described as apolitical. The few positions he does take are within the status quo and/or nonspecific. He wants to keep receiving his SSDI, he wants seniors to keep receiving their SSI, he wants lower taxes, he wants LGBT rights, and he doesn't like Kim Jong Un. He also wants Trump dead or out of office, but Chris has the reasonable view that Trump is more likely to die than abdicate the presidency. I don't think Chris' "platform" can be categorized more accurately by anything other than "moderate."
 
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fiu0cm said:
Chris would be most accurately described as apolitical. The few positions he does take are within the status quo and/or nonspecific. He wants to keep receiving his SSDI, he wants seniors to keep receiving their SSI, he wants lower taxes, he wants LGBT rights, and he doesn't like Kim Jong Un. He also wants Trump dead or out of office, but Chris has the reasonable view that Trump is more likely to die than abdicate the presidency. I don't think Chris' "platform" can be categorized more accurately by anything other than "moderate."
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Don't forget Chris has a history of hating black people.
 
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The Giver said:
What the fuck is the point in voting if you're convinced the merge with ponyland is coming before the end of the year?
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He thinks the current US government is going to remain intact, save for this dimension's Trump dying and being replaced by bizarro-Trump. But we're also getting a dimensional merge government constituted entirely of deities and "Fate." Chris can't grasp the wider implications of anything he believes, says, or does.

Mender Bug said:
Don't forget Chris has a history of hating black people.
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It doesn't seem like hate. I think he's uncomfortable around other races, due in part to how and where he was raised.
 
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Mender Bug said:
Don't forget Chris has a history of hating black people.
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Unlike, for example, the homophobia, most of the hating blacks was hyped up by the trolls. Like many of his state's white population he may not entirely care for them but he's not an out-and-out racist or white supremacist or any of that nonsense.

I think it is fair to say that Chris is a moderate in most of his political and social views - though most of it is about maintaining the status quo rather than any moral or political standpoint.
 
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