Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mason Verger]

Still waking up at the crack of 10am I see.

No wonder he likes cats, he's got the sleeping habits of one.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Still waking up at the crack of 10am I see.

No wonder he likes cats, he's got the sleeping habits of one.

I bet his breath is worse too. At least cats are light sleepers.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Maybe he's "breast feeding" her?

Jesus Christ, if this ain't a joke. Then psychologists can have a field day on Chris. Chris yearning to have kids and be a mother is so bad. That he self insert it on to animals, just like unmarried middle age women who later became crazy cat ladies.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Jesus Christ, if this ain't a joke. Then psychologists can have a field day on Chris. Chris yearning to have kids and be a mother is so bad. That he self insert it on to animals, just like unmarried middle age women who later became crazy cat ladies.

What makes it all the more creepy is that this a balding, obese male with stubble, who has a poor, kinless kitten trapped in his greasy locks.

 

[fiu0cm]

Someone commented on the photo.

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I love that he can't spell litter. In the first Patches tweet, he referred to "the kitten liter out back."

I see a cami strap on the right shoulder.

It looks like it's just a string:

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New Did anyone one else noticed how the Sonichu Pop in the backround looks like an actual pop?

Someone made it for him, and then he spent five hours drawing and "colouring" the packaging:

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[Mender Bug]

Someone made it for him, and then he spent five hours drawing and "colouring" the packaging:

I think the reason it looked good is because it was faraway. Now that I see it up close its (the box) clearly made by Chris

 

[Pvt. Real G]

What makes it all the more creepy is that this a balding, obese male with stubble, who has a poor, kinless kitten trapped in his greasy locks.

It kinda disturbingly resemble bride grooming, that happens to trafficked orphans and slaves in sand countries.

 

[fiu0cm]

It kinda disturbingly resemble bride grooming, that happens to trafficked orphans and slaves in sand countries.

Doesn't most pet ownership involve "grooming" in the sense that you're establishing an emotional connection with and modifying the behavior of the pet to suit your needs? Chris seems fairly incompetent at the latter.

 

[The Captain]

I'd like everybody to meet "Tingles" - the first verified survivor in the history of the horde since the shitty legendary film critic Cole Smithey!

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

What is that color? It's so bad on his complexion. And honestly, even a 20 volume bleach would help the color stick better, and a shitload of conditioner. I get if you're a tranny and want the whole experience of playing with your hair, but that is terrible.

Lolol fams... look at him.

I love that you just talked about hair color harmony with his complexion.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I'd like everybody to meet "Tingles" - the first verified survivor in the history of the horde since the shitty legendary film critic Cole Smithey!

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I'm guessing they didn't like the name Liza for a male cat...

 

[SheCameForNecky]

I'd like everybody to meet "Tingles" - the first verified survivor in the history of the horde since the shitty legendary film critic Cole Smithey!

The eye is less disgusting, but I still want to exceptionally rage about the cats. What to do?

Lolol fams... look at him.

I love that you just talked about hair color harmony with his complexion.

I'm a clothes/fashion nut, and I know everyone can look better, but yeah, I'm in over my head on this one.

 

[Ghostbeater]

I know, it's off-topic but does anyone else have bad gateway errors since yesterday?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I love that he can't spell litter. In the first Patches tweet, he referred to "the kitten liter out back."

He just meant that there were 1000 cubic centimeters of kittens out back.

 

[fenny]

I hope Tingles has a long and happy life.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I'd like everybody to meet "Tingles" - the first verified survivor in the history of the horde since the shitty legendary film critic Cole Smithey!

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I've just gotten word that Tingles already owns an apartment in Carnegie Hall.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've just gotten word that Tingles already owns an apartment in Carnegie Hall.

Carnigo hall, and he has a wife and three kittens.

 

[Purple Stuff]

it's great to see at least one of the kittens gets to live a happy life. wish i could say the same for his sister, though

 

[Jacob Sockness]

I'd like everybody to meet "Tingles" - the first verified survivor in the history of the horde since the shitty legendary film critic Cole Smithey!

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El Capitán saved kitty.

 

[Xanax]

I love that he can't spell litter. In the first Patches tweet, he referred to "the kitten liter out back."


It looks like it's just a string:

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Someone made it for him, and then he spent five hours drawing and "colouring" the packaging:

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Hilariously that's one of Chris's better creations, in terms of resembling what it's supposed to be.

It would probably take my 10-year-old cousin about 90 minutes to do the same thing, but still.