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Mariposa Electrique said:
Stop with that already. Chris gets off on this shit because it's the only real intimacy hell ever get.
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Yeah you can really tell how much Chris is enjoying the exhibitionist aspect of blackmail in that video. You can tell by his defeated voice and the reluctant tugging on his flaccid dick that he's having the time of his life.
 
So he's not even going to acknowledge the merge? Already forgotten about it? Believes it genuinely happened?
 
He's set the dimensional deadline at the end of this year. He's betting on a horse named Fecal Urgency and it's not even participating in the derby.
 
sax_banana said:
so he completely forgot about the merge and the all star masturbating video then? classic chris
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Because the “Dimensional Merge” was his Pot smoking troon of a friend’s way of counting down to them revealing a video of Chris jerking it.
 
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Marvin said:
He isn't a pedophile. They used some tortured logic like "hey, you were attracted to teenagers in high school, right? that makes you a pedophile" and got him to say it.
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Do you believe someone could trick Chris into molesting a child?
Like, I can picture trolls say, "well, you gotta rape the Sonichu demons out of at least one kid to start the commening of the dimensional merge".
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Do you believe someone could trick Chris into molesting a child?
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Ooh, good question. To start with, I don't think it'd be a matter of trickery as much as blackmail or extortion.

I think they'd receive a lot of resistance and Chris would lie and make shit up and claim he did it. Like from what I understand, he didn't really hit Barb hard, he just lightly tapped her. And that was something where the logistics wasn't that difficult.

I don't think Chris could pull it off.

It's like with Chris and suicide: actually pulling it off would be a lot harder than just the idea of it.
 
This is what I don't understand and maybe you can help me out with this @Marvin

When Chris was talking to Boyd and Wise, he didn't know it was them right?
He thought that through discord he was really talking to Hyperdimensional Neptunia characters, Gwenpool, Jesus Christ, and his hedgehog partners.
In his mind he didn't see another human being on the other end, so when The Captain told him he was being scammed by two dweebs - did Chris make the connection that all these characters he was talking to were actually two dudes roleplaying?

because he still sticks close to the scenarios they were roleplaying, he still thinks that Magi-Chan confessed his love for Chris. In his mind, that memory is very real and he still doesn't see or admit the reality that it was some autistic dude on the internet. This is different from all the fake girlfriends, for example; when Julie said to Chris "I'm actually a 12 year old boy you pedofork", Chris wasn't saying the next day "that dang Bluespike, but Julie is still very real and I love her!".
But here he is doing exactly that! still believing all these characters were real and probably still believing all the conversations and sex he had with them was real too... What gives, does he not realise the reality of the situation?

So on that note, does Chris actually know why he's mad at Wise and Boyd?
Because if he doesn't see the full extent of what they did to him, and he's still ignorant to their actions, then what does he perceive them as doing wrong?
Is he just mad at them because you guys told him these two did something bad to him, and that was good enough for Chris?

If you were to ask him now who was blackmailing him into punching barb and admitting to pedophilia, would he outright say it was Wise and Boyd or would he say it was Gweenpool and Pitohui and somehow Wise and Boyd were involved...
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Silver Octopus said:
This is what I don't understand and maybe you can help me out with this @Marvin

When Chris was talking to Boyd and Wise, he didn't know it was them right?
He thought that through discord he was really talking to Hyperdimensional Neptunia characters, Gwenpool, Jesus Christ, and his hedgehog partners.
In his mind he didn't see another human being on the other end, so when The Captain told him he was being scammed by two dweebs - did Chris make the connection that all these characters he was talking to were actually two dudes roleplaying?

because he still sticks close to the scenarios they were roleplaying, he still thinks that Magi-Chan confessed his love for Chris. In his mind, that memory is very real and he still doesn't see or admit the reality that it was some autistic dude on the internet. This is different from all the fake girlfriends, for example; when Julie said to Chris "I'm actually a 12 year old boy you pedofork", Chris wasn't saying the next day "that dang Bluespike, but Julie is still very real and I love her!".
But here he is doing exactly that! still believing all these characters were real and probably still believing all the conversations and sex he had with them was real too... What gives, does he not realise the reality of the situation?

So on that note, does Chris actually know why he's mad at Wise and Boyd?
Because if he doesn't see the full extent of what they did to him, and he's still ignorant to their actions, then what does he perceive them as doing wrong?
Is he just mad at them because you guys told him these two did something bad to him, and that was good enough for Chris?

If you were to ask him now who was blackmailing him into punching barb and admitting to pedophilia, would he outright say it was Wise and Boyd or would he say it was Gweenpool and Pitohui and somehow Wise and Boyd were involved...
:thinking:
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"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.
 
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