Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

If Chris only had some brains and genuine saltiness, he could be the next Ed Wood, Jr.

From that informative tug and pull video he released, he's already the next Dead Wood Jr.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[James Howlett]

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Do I even want context?

 

[No_one]

Excelsior and off she goes, so archangelic, all Maddy. Is Chris just being as autistic as usual is he or being autistic because he sums up the video?
And why do I think mad munchkin whoever she is, is (potentially) the next Doopie?

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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...what?
We've reached New Levels of Incoherent Buzzwords. Yay!

 

[Jack Awful]

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I feel like I unlearned a little bit of English after reading that.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris seems to be rejuvenating his interest in live human females. Trouble in paradise with his imaginary spouses?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris seems to be rejuvenating his interest in live human females. Trouble in paradise with his imaginary spouses?

Magi-Chan has taken a vow of Chastity and Mewtwo is banging Meg Griffin. The other two are just disinterested.

 

[Rikka Takarada]

Trouble in paradise with his imaginary spouses?

I would like to believe he's realised they aren't real so he isn't going to get any sex from them, but I know that's far too much to ask...

 

[DeathHeat]

I would like to believe he's realised they aren't real so he isn't going to get any sex from them, but I know that's far too much to ask...

You know that point in your fantasies where if you had to be honest with yourself, you could be?

I think Chris past that point the second time he tried to pierce his ballsack and call it a uvula.

 

[Rupin]

Excelsior and off she goes, so archangelic, all Maddy. Is Chris just being as autistic as usual is he or being autistic because he sums up the video?
And why do I think mad munchkin whoever she is, is (potentially) the next Doopie?

I hope so, seeing Chris fail with da ladies always makes my day.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

You know you're a Kiwi when you find yourself wanting to know more about SEGAsister.

 

[MahFibro!]

Chris seems to be rejuvenating his interest in live human females. Trouble in paradise with his imaginary spouses?

Well, they're poly loves and in an open relationship, right? I'm sure his four poly loves won't mind if he brings in a fifth member to play with.

 

[PT 940]

Well, they're poly loves and in an open relationship, right? I'm sure his four poly loves won't mind if he brings in a fifth member to play with.

Has he addressed whether or not he/his poly loves plan to have kids? How/with whom will Crystal be born?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Well, they're poly loves and in an open relationship, right? I'm sure his four poly loves won't mind if he brings in a fifth member to play with.

He sees himself laying back with the dildo on his forehead, while they all feed him grapes and fan him with palm leaves like the celebrity/god figure that he is.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

GFM would be GoFundMe. He used it before to get to TooManyGames (raised $120).

 

[Mr. 0]

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GFM would be GoFundMe. He used it before to get to TooManyGames (raised $120).

I hope Chris ends up in hedgehog-defensive mode again and gets the boot. Except instead of being coddled by people with autism he gets hogtied by jerkops like it's 2005

 

[zap2theextreme]

I hope he spends $2000 on worthless plastic tat again

 

[fiu0cm]

Has he addressed whether or not he/his poly loves plan to have kids? How/with whom will Crystal be born?

Kind of? If you count Chris' previous canon (I don't know why you wouldn't), Chris' counterpart laid the eggs of Russel and Cynthia who hatched with, notably, "no birth defects at all, not even any autism." Oh, and Pokemon are definitely people.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I don't think he even remembers them. They haven't been mentioned since whenever he put them in the comic afaik