Containment Random Chris Updates

[That Damned Tiger]

Nah, Bob tried. Dude was just warn down by then. Bob parented, Barb manipulates. The down side is Chris takes to manipulation more.

It's such a shame that Bob was already a senior citizen by this point. A younger man could definitely have had the energy to adapt to the manipulation game to out-parent Barb and provide a better role model for Chris

Chris dick looks like it's trying to throw a right hook.


Chris dick is so bent he's gotta jerk it with two hands.

It's a boomerang. It'll just keep coming back.

 

[Mason Verger]

It's such a shame that Bob was already a senior citizen by this point. A younger man could definitely have had the energy to adapt to the manipulation game to out-parent Barb and provide a better role model for Chris

It's just tough to be like "Bob was as bad as Barb" after seeing that video where Chris read his letter to him. When Barb dies I highly doubt there's going to be "always do your best and remember I love you" letter. Letter of foreclosure? Yes.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I honestly think it's Wise again coming in for a third time. I didn't think that was the case at first and would joke it was him, but the recent shit has been pretty malicious which I don't see the teen troons being. They endulge Chris with his stupid fantasy shit, but never outwardly cruel to him. This shit is just cruel. Also, if Wise was dumb enough to come back for a second time then he's probably dumb enough to keep doing it because autism.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris describes an anti-smoking dream he had once:



Also talks about how he likes eating at steakhouses when he can afford it:

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Gotta give Chris props, anti-tobacky is just about the only thing from his future message he hasn't done a 360 on.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I wonder if takes the fat from his steaks home to the dogs/Barb

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris describes an anti-smoking dream he had once:

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Also talks about how he likes eating at steakhouses when he can afford it:

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I don't normally get angry about Chris.. But fuck you and your well done steak you fucking hillbilly mongrel. He's exactly the type of person to order a $25 steak well done. Probably puts ketchup on it too.

 

[Vicarious Peer]

Didn't expect to be entertained by Chris graphicly describing people being dissolved and incinerated by smoking …… Then he pisses me off saying he likes his steak well done.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris describes an anti-smoking dream he had once:

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Also talks about how he likes eating at steakhouses when he can afford it:

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After all these years of putting up with Chris, this is it. I'm done. I will not tolerate someone who likes their steak well done and smothered in A1.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Don't think I have ever wanted him to elaborate, on anything, ever. But I need to know & see what is his idea of a "garish shade of green".

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris describes an anti-smoking dream he had once:

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Also talks about how he likes eating at steakhouses when he can afford it:

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Well-done steaks with A1 wow. That's unironically the worst thing I've read of Chris' tastes.

 

[Mason Verger]

Well-done steaks with A1 wow. That's unironically the worst thing I've read of Chris' tastes.

"Hmmm.. Yeah.. I'll have the Maine lobster with extra tarter sauce and could y'all have the bartender add some sugar to this wine? I assume y'all take drawings as payment?"

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris describes an anti-smoking dream he had once:

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Also talks about how he likes eating at steakhouses when he can afford it:

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That dream sounds metal as fuck

 

[Raiken]

Steak well done? I wonder if he even has tasted a good steak not from a freezer.
Then again, he tought chicken with mashed potatoes is fine dining. And made ham stripes for christmas dinner.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'Hope I'm not making you hungry again, Britney.' *simper emoticon*

you smooth talkin fucker Chris

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

'Hope I'm not making you hungry again, Britney.' *simper emoticon*

you smooth talkin fucker Chris

Or if she even read it, it probably did the exact opposite.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Jeez guys...

Well Done is the only way I can eat a steak.

 

[Mr. 0]

Jeez guys...

Well Done is the only way I can eat a steak.

get out

get the fuck out

 

[TrippinKahlua]

get out

get the fuck out

The dumbest thing I ever did as adult was the reaction on my face by biting a Medium Filet Mignon.

My chef at the time went hysterical.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

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