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Chris you might not remember this but Sonichu was made by you and has nothing to do with Sonic the Hedgehog.
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AnAccount
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It could be that Chris chan literally believes sonichu and sonic are literal friends that actually exist and that he's just too deep into his merge state of mind to comprehend them being separate even on a corporate level.
Oregano
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If the official Sonic Twitter actually responded to Chris, I'd be genuinely surprised.
jc17
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In your heart, Christopher...
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Me too. Sometimes the reactions from said people are funny too, like "who the fuck is Christine Weston Chandler, and why is she telling me the dimensions are merging? Is she trying to start a cult?"
He thinks everyone knows who he is because he believes he is world famous now, and that he's the most popular internet celebrity, so if someone doesnt know who Chris is, they're just a troll to him trying to stop him spreading his kindness and love is love shit.
Arrogant little twot.
He's probably at home with rosechu and his 3 idiotic children, one of which was brainwashed into becoming a troon. Chris should just mindlink or astral pro...wait the dimensional merge happened right??? Sonichu should be there with Chris right now.
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I just think of that scene in Spirited Away and if you said his real name, he'd shed his disgusting exterior to reveal a sad, lonely little boy beneath it all.
Finding Christopher Robin, indeed.
Silver Octopus
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His ego extends to more than that, most popular internet celebrity? Dude thinks he's about to become a God.
Of course he thinks everybody knows who he is by now and knows exactly what he's talking about at all times, he probably thinks half of the world are already bowing down and praying to him.
Stuck up your cornhole, Chris. But given how much stuff you've horded in it, I don't think you'll feel it even if you try looking for it.
Alpha Centauri
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Can somebody with access ask Chris if he believes Santa Claus literally exists in real life and not just in the imagination dimension?
RustyNail(her)
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Anyone think Chris will do a Twitter rant about his lack of Christmas gifts? Or will he take pictures of stuff he bought himself and claim it's all from fans?
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he'll just take a picture off of google image and clam its from Cryzel Rosechu ,Magi-Chan,Sylvana and Mewtwo
I am a nigger
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Chris is 100% having a better christmas than most of us
fiu0cm
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DJAndyMD
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I will not be surprised if he claims he got gifts from fans. His ego will not allow for him to look bad at Christmas time.
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Just like every real person, he's never giving you that china or pickles you so desperately desire.
Guts Gets Some
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I bet money that somewhere in his mind, he's still hoping to wake up to a bound and gagged willing female underneath his tree.
jc17
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I'm expecting him to buy a bunch of shit and say, "Hmm... Look what my hubby Magi-chan bought for me... He's such a sweetie."
notcabalcoffers
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Is the dimensional merge code for "kicked out of his house for bankruptcy"? Serious question, been out of the loop.
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I was gonna rate this dumb or late but I realized that if I were some impoverished african child that read this board and didn't know about 90s TV I would probably also assume Chris was talking complete nonsense that only existed in his head. I still don't understand the CPU idiocy, even though I am aware it comes from a TV show.