Containment Random Chris Updates

[Elysium]

So let's see we have 2 (maybe 3 people)
Going after chris. Idea guy, Troon squad and maybe Mike hirtes. Am I missing anyone?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

what?
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Chris, there's a reason these haven't regularly been in the show since like 1992.

But I'm sure in C-197 Moe gets them every day.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Chris confirms what he meant with the joke:

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Okay, so the only way this "joke" works is if you speak in a fairly heavy Southern accent and slur the words a bit, and even then it still sounds like garbled nonsense. In other words, it only works if you think and talk like Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I thought it had something to with fish. What a nonsensical moron.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I thought it had something to with fish. What a nonsensical moron.

Well, China=fish, and we know Chris always speaks Chinese.
So in a sense, probably here too.

 

[PT 940]

All this talk about fish makes me want to make a wish

 

[Silver Octopus]

Very few things chris does annoy me.

But for some reason him saying "Jessup = Just A" Really grinds my gears.

Like what even does he think he hears when he says that.

(I'm not really that annoyed, it's just makes me physically cringe. )

Chris thought that Eggman backwards sounds like "I'm gay", dude will mangle any word with super autism until it sounds like what he wants to hear.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Stop the presses, you mean to tell me that Chris isn’t very smart?

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

What the fuck is Apple Fanta? I thought pineapple was bad enough.

Fanta can have whatever flavour you have syrup at hand at the time. It is a good old tradition from the softdrinks nazi germany origins

 

[Pixy]

This explains how it was so cheap, though even if Chris does do this, I HIGHLY doubt he'll post his actual weight. Most likely, he'd subtract 10 - 20 kilos from it, in order to save face.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[m0rnutz]

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You can smell the desperation

 

[Mr. 0]

@Fumanchuchu this is your chance tell him to lose weight and return the plush or you'll blow up CWCville with a laser you've hidden on the moon

 

[Fumanchuchu]

@Fumanchuchu this is your chance tell him to lose weight and return the plush or you'll blow up CWCville with a laser you've hidden on the moon

If only I had a moon laser and wanted to invite something from the Chandler horde into my home.

 

[Mr. 0]

If only I had a moon laser and wanted to invite something from the Chandler horde into my home.

too late he's already infiltrated through your twitter and your thoughts

your only recourse is to start making some coffee and burn down the evidence while he's trapped in there

 

[Silver Octopus]

if Chris is actually trying to lose weight again then good for him, but until he manages to get rid of that 2nd chin he'll still be a lard ass.
...and I get the impression that 2nd chin is going to remain there for the rest of his life.

 

[Buck Mullet]

"It's cold outside now" at 3:30pm

Checks weather.gov at 7pm.... currently in Ruckersville it's 58°.

Your blubber will keep you plenty warm in these extreme conditions Chris.

 

[Trilby]

"It's cold outside now" at 3:30pm

Checks weather.gov at 7pm.... currently in Ruckersville it's 58°.

Your blubber will keep you plenty warm in these extreme conditions Chris.

Thank you! Chris really has no excuse for that.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Ah, yes. Chris is going to lose weight through a kind of exercise that is not exhausting

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Thank you! Chris really has no excuse for that.

He'll find some. Chris wants to lose weight by being on the treadmill 5 minutes a day. Not going to happen. Exercise doesn't do much when your diet is completely made up of fast food. Soon he'll be one of those fat white trash people on a scooter talking about having a slow metabolism because of PCOS and it's impossible for him to lose weight as he drives around eating a bag of Funyuns.