Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is better off drinking low - calorie ensure chalked full of synthetic vitamins.

V8 is only really good for like if you need it or some shit, otherwise it's just eh.

Why do you need an energy drink to shit yourself and do nothing and not even stand up all day?.....And look like the bloated corpse of Anton Yelchin.

FTFY

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Why do you need an energy drink to shit yourself and do nothing and not even stand up all day?

Goddess powers, remember?

In his mind:

Reality:

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Chris thinks that just buying something vaguely related to his real desires will make them come true. He really is just a mindless consumer.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Because it was Joshua wise the one that told Chris he was gay for magi-chan and Chris has no will of his own.
But to be fair, Magi-chan is the funnier choice - be real, if you could make Chris pretend fuck one of his imaginary friends, you'd pick Magi-chan too.

They share a lot in common:

Spoiler

And speaking of goddess powers, where's my cot dang video already Chris? It's been a month since you were talking about them 'lectric powers what you got.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

They share a lot in common:

Spoiler

And speaking of goddess powers, where's my cot dang video already Chris? It's been a month since you were talking about them 'lectric powers what you got.

He's hoping we all forgot about it by now.

I called it. I knew he wouldn't release a video when there was no option to fake it. I'm more sad nothing resonated with him, like "I was so sure.... and yet I can't."

But to hope for any lights actually coming on was way, way too optimistic for Chris.

 

[Eugene90]

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This truly is the perfect display of a healthy lifestyle.

Nothing short of inspirational, Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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"Counting My Blessings?"

Okay, that has to be some idea guy shit, because that's specifically a song from White Christmas. No reason Chris would think of using that phrase otherwise.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's hoping we all forgot about it by now.

I called it. I knew he wouldn't release a video when there was no option to fake it. I'm more sad nothing resonated with him, like "I was so sure.... and yet I can't."

But to hope for any lights actually coming on was way, way too optimistic for Chris.

My biggest concern is, how in the hell can Chris not have any lips? Also, the subtle drool is hilarious.

OMG, V8 is getting the middle of this. They're as delusional as Chris is.

 

[nad7155]

No reason Chris would think of using that phrase otherwise.

Says the guy with a Transformer fetish.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I think my 4 cups of black coffee a day isn’t healthy as Chris drinking V8.

 

[DCM90]

Goddess powers, remember?

In his mind:
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Reality:
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hey, at least he TRIED.

 

[JULAY]

LOL, except for that Bar

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Dude, what the fuck is up with his hair? It looks even worse than normal, which I wouldn't have thought possible.

 

[WandelustBiatch]

edit: wrong thread

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Dude, what the fuck is up with his hair? It looks even worse than normal, which I wouldn't have thought possible.

Yeah, how is it possible get looks more mannish, creepier, and has more stubble?

 

[SpineySonichu]

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His balding is starting to transcend the comb-over. Wonder if his hair loss will mess with his gender dysphoria.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Can't wait to see some new twitter rants and videos with Chris hyped up on energy drinks.

That might end with him clutching his chest and having the massive heart attackchu saga.

His balding is starting to transcend the comb-over. Wonder if his hair loss will mess with his gender dysphoria.

I was starting to think he had made a toupee out of some of his hair and CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC or something.​

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris gets educated on food safety:

(The FDA isn't shut down, they just haven't been conducting random or unannounced inspections. The USDA has been conducting inspections of meat during the shutdown.)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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https://www.campbells.com/v8/energy/pomegranate-blueberry-2/

Looks like it's got 10g of sugar, 50 calories per 8 oz. Not super terrible, but certainly not healthy.

 

[JULAY]

Chris gets educated on food safety:
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(The FDA isn't shut down, they just haven't been conducting random or unannounced inspections. The USDA has been conducting inspections of meat during the shutdown.)

Of course he didn't think of that. If it doesn't involve CWCville, Ponies, CPU Goddesses, Vidya or Lego he has no interest whatsoever. And given his hygiene (or lack thereof), food-borne illness shouldn't be at the top of his priority list.

Also, "Wowzers"? Is this nigga gonna start working Inspector Gadget into his autistic delusions next?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

https://www.campbells.com/v8/energy/pomegranate-blueberry-2/

Looks like it's got 10g of sugar, 50 calories per 8 oz. Not super terrible, but certainly not healthy.

Also, it doesn't have the added fiber that fruits do to help mitigate the sugar. Meaning, it's processed sugar, which will spike your insulin.
The added caffeine isn't good for anyone's diet, especially for someone who's on BP meds.
Why is Chris soooo concerned with the FDA, I mean, even if they close down, I doubt they'll lett copious amounts of animal hair, feces, and dust mites slip into the food.