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Mariposa Electrique said:
Hypoglycemia in diabetics is a result of taking too much insulin. Since Chris is not taking insulin, if he had diabetes, his glucose would be a lot higher. Without a presiding pharmacist or Dr's signature, I don't trust these results.
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I hope Chris gets diabetes, fucks up the maintenance and gets a foot chopped off. Then begs for donations for walking aids, medical bills, and to accelerate the merge because he has a new leg waiting to get here for him.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Hypoglycemia in diabetics is a result of taking too much insulin. Since Chris is not taking insulin, if he had diabetes, his glucose would be a lot higher. Without a presiding pharmacist or Dr's signature, I don't trust these results.
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As a borderline beetus person, let me explain how it can be with blood sugar oscillations. Sugar can spike and crash when not properly controlled. Suppose he chugs a soda, no protein. His sugar spikes. After that, it will go too low if still no adequate protein intake. I also know that taking high levels of estrogen can exacerbate this process. If my reading has been correct, the amount Chris takes is equal to the amount given to women in full menopause when they request HRT for the treatment of menopausal symptoms.

The fact that he thinks his Numbers Are Awesome is just mind blowing.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
As a borderline beetus person, let me explain how it can be with blood sugar oscillations. Sugar can spike and crash when not properly controlled. Suppose he chugs a soda, no protein. His sugar spikes. After that, it will go too low if still no adequate protein intake. I also know that taking high levels of estrogen can exacerbate this process. If my reading has been correct, the amount Chris takes is equal to the amount given to women in full menopause when they request HRT for the treatment of menopausal symptoms.

The fact that he thinks his Numbers Are Awesome is just mind blowing.
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What the huh?
 
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Just wondering, because I can't stand Twitter & have no idea.. is there a notification in place for when an account blocks you? Or is he only learning about these blocks because he goes back to creep through someone's tweets & then sees that message instead?

Either way, I'm laughing right now. Mostly because it's funny when he uses pissed-off emojis instead of his ignorant regular ones.

And way to alpha the fuck out on your orbiting Twitter hate parade. Asserting internet thundercock with such sternly-worded suggestions they "Back Off".. that'll learn those fuckers. Problem solved.

Edit: Also, that's not even close to what "lollygagging" means, r3tard.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Just wondering, because I can't stand Twitter & have no idea.. is there a notification in place for when an account blocks you? Or is he only learning about these blocks because he goes back to creep through someone's tweets & then sees that message instead?
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When someone blocks you on Twitter, you do not get notified but it will force you to unfollow their account and if you manually type in their account URL it will straight up say that the person has blocked you.

So yeah it is Chris remembering all these URLs by heart and checking them.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
As a borderline beetus person, let me explain how it can be with blood sugar oscillations. Sugar can spike and crash when not properly controlled. Suppose he chugs a soda, no protein. His sugar spikes. After that, it will go too low if still no adequate protein intake. I also know that taking high levels of estrogen can exacerbate this process. If my reading has been correct, the amount Chris takes is equal to the amount given to women in full menopause when they request HRT for the treatment of menopausal symptoms.

The fact that he thinks his Numbers Are Awesome is just mind blowing.
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Estradiol makes the body more sensitive to insulin, so yes, it can crash. Chris poor diet could also mean his body is used to pumping out more insulin, so when he does fast, his blood sugar becomes suppressed. That's not diabetes or prediabetes, though. It's just being fat.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
I hope Chris gets diabetes, fucks up the maintenance and gets a foot chopped off. Then begs for donations for walking aids, medical bills, and to accelerate the merge because he has a new leg waiting to get here for him.
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I don't think the amputation saga would be the kind of 'fun for the whole family' comedy we've come to expect from Chris "Cakefarts" Chandler.
 
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