Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pickle Inspector]

I’d be impressed if Chris could program a game in any programming language, the furthest I could see Chris go is ‘Print hello world!’ before he gets bored.

 

[Tikbalang]

I’d be impressed if Chris could program a game in any programming language, the furthest I could see Chris go is ‘Print hello world!’ before he gets bored.

He'll give up programming in general the moment that ; is needed in the end and he'll prefer python above all else

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

So I'm claiming the original True and Honest Rainbow Goddess of the Speccy consoles (and C5 rollers). Back off, haters!

You will have to fight my OC Cliverina for the crown first!

 

[Jack Awful]

So I'm claiming the original True and Honest Rainbow Goddess of the Speccy consoles (and C5 rollers). Back off, haters!

(do I have to block everyone now and join in this merge shit?)

I think programming on a C64 is kinda beyond Chris, even if he did manage to get his hands on one. It'd be nice if he was getting into retro consoles just for the autistic joy of how cutting edge they were at the time and how things have changed since then, but we all know he only likes these things if ponyfags and cartoons are involved. Sad, really.

Yeah, learning to code takes far too much time and effort for Chris to handle.

 

[Professor Iris]

Mad Munchkin blocked Chris on Patreon. He had subscribed as a patron earlier this month, but is no longer listed.

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Wait, why the hell would Chris, being in dire straits that he is, be a patron to anybody? That seems counterproductive, doesn't it?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Not to Chris. To him, that money's buying friendship, or shitty MLP art at least.

 

[GhostBird50]

He'll give up programming in general the moment that; is needed in the end and he'll prefer python above all else

im a C++ man myself but chris would probably give up after all his codes kept breaking when he either:
A. attempts to program writing out a complete sentence.
B. gets mad when it requires proper capitals and his random capitalization of words breaks everything
C. he forgets to end everything with ;

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris's attempt at programming would be typing in like "Make Sonichu Run" and expecting it to appear on the screen.

 

[Pikautism]

Chris's attempt at programming would be typing in like "Make Sonichu Run" and expecting it to appear on the screen.

Then several days of tweets and videos ranting at 'hackers' who ruined his game.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Wait, why the hell would Chris, being in dire straits that he is, be a patron to anybody? That seems counterproductive, doesn't it?

Money you don't earn is of little consequence to you. Patreon? Free money. Begging? Free money. Pawning shit that isn't yours? Free money. Tugboat? Free money. The most work he puts in for money is eBay and even that gives him massive stress.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Then several days of tweets and videos ranting at 'hackers' who ruined his game.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris's attempt at programming would be typing in like "Make Sonichu Run" and expecting it to appear on the screen.

You might not be far off. He tried to borrow a 3d printer thinking it could make a Sonichu toy instantly.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think programming on a C64 is kinda beyond Chris, even if he did manage to get his hands on one.

The only commands he likely ever learned were LOAD "*",8,1 and RUN.

To him it must've seemed like a magical incantation to "make game go."

Also what's a C5 roller?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Heh, that gif is so ironic.... "You really blew it this time!!" while giving us exactly what we want: a chimpout.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

You might not be far off. He tried to borrow a 3d printer thinking it could make a Sonichu toy instantly.

I could see him being pretty incredulous when he found out that it didn't.​

Heh, that gif is so ironic.... "You really blew it this time!!" while giving us exactly what we want: a chimpout.

He always reminds me of a villain from a 1980's kids movie in that one, like Sloth from "The Goonies" or something. Like he's not really a bad or dangerous villain, they just fear him because he is different. The movie will have a feel good ending where they find common ground and he gets acceptance, and we all learn that being different is ok. But this is the scene where the group of mischievous kids just outsmarted him once again, and he's ranting in his lair.

That's actually probably not too far off from how the kids in his neighborhood see him. I can see them daring each other to knock on his door and run away etc, due to his likely reputation as the neighborhood weirdo.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He always reminds me of a villain from a 1980's kids movie in that one, like Sloth from "The Goonies" or something. Like he's not really a bad or dangerous villain, they just fear him because he is different, and the movie will have a feel good ending where they find common ground and he gets acceptance, and we all learn that being different is ok. But this is the scene where the group of mischievous kids just outsmarted him once again, and he's ranting in his lair.

Not to mention, he's creepy and has the charm of a rabid dog.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He always reminds me of a villain from a 1980's kids movie in that one, like Sloth from "The Goonies" or something.

He's kind of a mix between Sloth and Sloth's mother.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

He looks so wasted in that video. Fuck Quinn, those Q&As would've been interesting.

 

[JeneralHuac]

What ever happened to his CADD degree?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What ever happened to his CADD degree?

Good question, lost in the fire?

Too bad Garbage Raider is dead now, he never told us.