Containment Random Chris Updates

[TrippinKahlua]

Garbage Raider died? I thought he was just banned for autism.

It's really not easy to tell. When members die. We seem to meme it up.

@KatsuKitty and @Flowers For Sonichu reportedly died too.

 

[AnOminous]

It's really not easy to tell. When members die. We seem to meme it up.

@KatsuKitty and @Flowers For Sonichu reportedly died too.

They fried up FFS in sewer grease like he was a cat.

 

[Mick92]

What ever happened to his CADD degree?

If you mean the piece of cardboard it's printed on, then likely what others have said. If you mean the degree itself, well I guess he still has it, but sadly he never ever made any use or got any profit from it.
Had he tried more he might have been able to score some technical drafter type job at an architectural, design or industrial firm, doing the most menial and mundane drawing/modeling job to help the actually creative people save time. But sadly, even that might have been too much stress for him Plus, he probably would keep trying to shove his tacky CWCville Mall crap, or Sonichu or self-referential stuff on his assigned work.

Holy shit he looks like an old insane hag

Like?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[dacwcman68]

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"I am not delusional, psychotic or anything similar"
I know it goes without saying but I feel a is still in order

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Translation: I still intend to stalk people that wish I was dead or institutionalized.

 

[Snuckening]

It's alright everyone!!! Chris has learned from his past mistakes and he has no intention of repeating them!

I, for one, feel deeply re-assured.

 

[Jack Awful]

"Hulktastic rampage"

 

[RustyNail(her)]

He learned not to do this again for at least 6 months.

I don't know what Dr Wolf or any of this furry TF2 shit is, but did Chris insert himself into whatever productiom they have? Do they do some kind of machinima RvB thing and Chris decided he's part of that world cause he wants to be?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Chris: "Also, I have been made more aware of my past behaviors, and I have learned from them and have no intention of repeating any of those social mistakes and errors."

Chris, IRC chat from 2008: "I have learned from my mistakes."

Chris in an email to Megan regarding ShecameforCwc, 2008: "But I've learned from my mistakes, and I regret letting my frustrations and anger get the best of me."

Chris, Mumble chat from 2009: "I have been correcting myself, every day from the lessons I've learned and the mistakes I've realized I've made. I've gone through so many self-revelations and uh,and uh,and personal upgrades for the better."

Chris in an email to the Wallflower, 2010: "I had learned long ago to be very careful about most people online and such."

Chris, Patreon post from 2017: "And you think I did Not know all that already? I've Learned from my past errors and mistakes. I do not violate women's space."

Yeah, you guys. Chris will definitely learn from his mistakes this time.

 

[Time of Space]

"I am not delusional, psychotic or anything similar but don't worry, the manifestation of Destiny and the hitman-turned Pikachu Fate will make sure everyone will soon see the same delusions as me"

But at least it looks like the "What pointless bullshit will Chris hyperfocus on next" lottery is running again.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is ChRIs geTtINg bEttER?

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris: "Also, I have been made more aware of my past behaviors, and I have learned from them and have no intention of repeating any of those social mistakes and errors."

Chris, IRC chat from 2008: "I have learned from my mistakes."

Chris in an email to Megan regarding ShecameforCwc, 2008: "But I've learned from my mistakes, and I regret letting my frustrations and anger get the best of me."

Chris, on the Sonichu Girls forum, December 2008: "I've also learned from Red Skelton of how to be a gentleman."

Chris, Mumble chat from 2009: "I have been correcting myself, every day from the lessons I've learned and the mistakes I've realized I've made. I've gone through so many self-revelations and uh,and uh,and personal upgrades for the better."

Chris in an email to the Wallflower, 2010: "I had learned long ago to be very careful about most people online and such."

Chris, Patreon post from 2017: "And you think I did Not know all that already? I've Learned from my past errors and mistakes. I do not violate women's space."

Yeah, you guys. Chris will definitely learn from his mistakes this time.

Spoiler: off topic

 

[fenny]

Is cad a stronger or weaker insult than bugbear?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris: "Also, I have been made more aware of my past behaviors, and I have learned from them and have no intention of repeating any of those social mistakes and errors."

Chris, IRC chat from 2008: "I have learned from my mistakes."

Chris in an email to Megan regarding ShecameforCwc, 2008: "But I've learned from my mistakes, and I regret letting my frustrations and anger get the best of me."

Chris, Mumble chat from 2009: "I have been correcting myself, every day from the lessons I've learned and the mistakes I've realized I've made. I've gone through so many self-revelations and uh,and uh,and personal upgrades for the better."

Chris in an email to the Wallflower, 2010: "I had learned long ago to be very careful about most people online and such."

Chris, Patreon post from 2017: "And you think I did Not know all that already? I've Learned from my past errors and mistakes. I do not violate women's space."

Yeah, you guys. Chris will definitely learn from his mistakes this time.

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Spoiler: off topic

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Chris will always be the type of person that thinks simply saying something makes it true. I'm sure he'll say it until the day he dies, by that time, he'll probably have changed his name again.

 

[Silver Octopus]

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I thought Chris would have gone on another autistic purge by now, but his followers has been sitting at 26.1k these last few days. When Chris says it's going to take a few days to be done with his twitter purge - I think it'll be more like weeks or months until he sits down for another few hours to try to go down that list (if ever).

 

[Eugene90]

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>>"I am not delusional, psychotic or anything similar"

Yep, blending his fantasy with reality and all...he certainly isn't delusional or psychotic.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Sometimes I read these out loud to my boyfriend and goddamn it’s a chore. I cant get through one tweet without having to either start over completely or read each word as slow as possible because my brain can’t process what I’m reading and it starts to sound like song lyrics that went through 8 language translations...

 

[fiu0cm]

I thought Chris would have gone on another autistic purge by now, but his followers has been sitting at 26.1k these last few days. When Chris says it's going to take a few days to be done with his twitter purge - I think it'll be more like weeks or months until he sits down for another few hours to try to go down that list (if ever).

It was going to take 36 more hours at the pace he was going. He's probably thought about resuming the purge, but remembered the 5 hours of "work" he already sunk into it.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

"Note that I have recovered from the anxiety and stresses of the recent blockings"

in other words:

"I got my tardbucks and bought some toys and fast food".