Containment Random Chris Updates

Is this confirmed to be true and honost?
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Chrus Chundlur said:
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That last sentence always manages to to crack me up...
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Trilby said:
Didn't someone once recreated this as a satellite/aerial shot once? I just remember laughing at the absurdity of everything being practically on one long street.
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Space.Muffin said:
I swear to God, I JUST found that pic not even 5 minutes ago in Google.
I saw Chris's drawing and decided to type "CWCVille" for shit and giggles.

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I've always assumed he based it off the geography of Charlottesville. All the places he's ever talked about going to are right off of route 29, which is a north-south road that cuts through charlottesville and connects it to ruckersville. That short strip of highway might as well be the entire world to Chris, so it makes sense he based Cwcville ( a city he named after himself) on this area. Everywhere he goes the quickest route is down or up route 29. So I think in his mind that's how the world is. It's just a representation of the world as he sees it.
 
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Lipitor said:
I've always assumed he based it off the geography Charlottesville. All the places he's ever talked about going to are right off of route 29, which is a north-south road that cuts through charlottesville and connects it to ruckersville. That short strip of highway might as well be the entire world to Chris, so it makes sense he based Cwcville ( a city he named after himself) on this area. Everywhere he goes the quickest route is down or up route 29. So I think in his mind that's how the world is. It's just a representation of the world as he sees it.
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Which makes the perfect east west direction weird. Pretty sure a rural virginia highway should run more in a diagonal or north/south direction. The cwcville map makes it look more like a road you'd find in Kansas.
 
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Lipitor said:
I've always assumed he based it off the geography Charlottesville. All the places he's ever talked about going to are right off of route 29, which is a north-south road that cuts through charlottesville and connects it to ruckersville. That short strip of highway might as well be the entire world to Chris, so it makes sense he based Cwcville ( a city he named after himself) on this area. Everywhere he goes the quickest route is down or up route 29. So I think in his mind that's how the world is. It's just a representation of the world as he sees it.
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I've only even known who Chris Chan is since March & the first unalienable truth I realized about him was that he's comprehensively incapable of creativity/originality. On any level. His brain can only steal things. He's like.. clinically incapable of ingenuity. He can't even invent things accidentally. It's actually pretty fucking impressive.

So, anything he says // types // draws, I can automatically & unequivocally know that the thing already exists in the world. It's from some (usually awful) cartoon/laughtracked syndicated sitcom, or a 3am station-filler infomercial, or a horrific Top 40 pop song, or the geographical layout of the only quasi-urban area he has ever been with any degree of regularity..

All that shit gets churned thru the abattoir of his fevered synapses, he pukes it out into some medium, & then declares it to be some element of his/an "OC".

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Nurse Ratchet said:
Omg you vacant, lazy fuck. It took more effort to go pissmoaning on Twitter for his imaginary PA to go fix his problems for him, than it would've taken to hit Mark As Spam & just Baleet the rest. Lol what a mong.

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Yeah, but this is from the same guy who claims women hate him because they won't put up with his BS or succumb to his Beck and call. This letter may have just been warning Chris about the dangers of his actions and telling him Meghan is a fake. I mean, the recent ideagays have felt a lot of hatred toward Chris, and he can't even recognize that.
 
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At least Chris isn’t doxing people publicly this time? :\
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Again Chris shouts into the void for someone to fix a problem for him. This is just like his videos on YouTube that he believes, like some sort of autistic bat signal, will reach his intended audience. I'm pretty sure Chris alienated those that were helping him weed out trolls in his emails. It would be even more amusing if it were hate mail he's getting at his house that he was telling people to prevent.
 
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What makes Mikael Sherman stand out to Chris? Surely he isn't the first wéen to send him stuff over and over again. Or is this some Idea Guy/Nightvee shit?
Edit: Looking up Mikael Sherman shows that there is indeed a Facebook profile of Mikael Sherman in Alaska. Didn't dig further, but nothing seems particularly out of the ordinary. Maybe Mikael is someone that MKR wants to pin a target to?
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
I've only even known who Chris Chan is since March & the first unalienable truth I realized about him was that he's comprehensively incapable of creativity/originality. On any level. His brain can only steal things. He's like.. clinically incapable of ingenuity. He can't even invent things accidentally. It's actually pretty fucking impressive.

So, anything he says // types // draws, I can automatically & unequivocally know that the thing already exists in the world. It's from some (usually awful) cartoon/laughtracked syndicated sitcom, or a 3am station-filler infomercial, or a horrific Top 40 pop song, or the geographical layout of the only quasi-urban area he has ever been with any degree of regularity..

All that shit gets churned thru the abattoir of his fevered synapses, he pukes it out into some medium, & then declares it to be some element of his/an "OC".

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He can barely talk correctly. Chris verbalizing anything is on the same level as someone using a soundboard to make something close to a sentence as they can. Sort of how Bumblebee "talks" by changing radio stations to give the jist of what he wants to say. Rather than teach him how to talk they probably parked him in front of a TV. I noticed him using "cad" recently and while Barb may use that someones, that was a popular insult in 1950s/1960s television. He saw it on Nick-at-Nite and just assimilated it into his vocabulary. I think that's why his Tweets read like madlibs.

Plus he's stupid.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
He can barely talk correctly. Chris verbalizing anything is on the same level as someone using a soundboard to make something close to a sentence as they can. Sort of how Bumblebee "talks" by changing radio stations to give the jist of what he wants to say. Rather than teach him how to talk they probably parked him in front of a TV. I noticed him using "cad" recently and while Barb may use that someones, that was a popular insult in 1950s/1960s television. He saw it on Nick-at-Nite and just assimilated it into his vocabulary. I think that's why his Tweets read like madlibs.

Plus he's stupid.
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He learned to read by reading the closed captionings on TV, which probably influenced his word structure and emphasis on capitilizing certain words that he feels are important to whatever message he’s trying to convey. Though, I would like to point out in earlier videos (circa 2007-2008 ) he spoke and wrote more clearly and to the point. The constant stress over the years as well as his already tenuous grasp on public speaking probably played a role in reducing it to the world salads he communicates in now.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
He learned to read by reading the closed captionings on TV, which probably influenced his word structure and emphasis on capitilizing certain words that he feels are important to whatever message he’s trying to convey. Though, I would like to point out in earlier videos (circa 2007-2008 ) he spoke and wrote more clearly and to the point. The constant stress over the years as well as his already tenuous grasp on public speaking probably played a role in reducing it to the world salads he communicates in now.
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Doesn't change that he can't communicate efficiently.
 
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