Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrus Chundlur]

Most definetely, a few days or weeks later he was on facebook talking about lactating breasts and menstruating vaginas. He also thought he was going to be famous for being the first male to grow female reproductive organs. LOL

"but I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this".......It was basically a disgusting access and he thought people would find it as interesting as live video footage of John Travolta getting plowed by his X, male lover.

I like how he says that he is changing sexes at no cost via YouTube but still asks for donations to "support" his transition.

 

[PT 940]

Yes, the video (timestamped) was from July 22 and he revealed the taint wound on July 24.

Nipples to teats what a feat.

This is the first thing I read after waking up and I want to go back to bed and get up never.

 

[The Dude]

I like how he says that he is changing sexes at no cost via YouTube but still asks for donations to "support" his transition.

"Support my transition" = "buy me Transformers and plastic ponies".

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

If he's still on hormones, he's not going to be able to masturbate

He can pound his pud all he wants, but it won't work. As seen in video, lol.

 

[GhostBird50]

If he's still on hormones, he's not going to be able to masturbate

I imagine he doesn't understand what the hormones are doing/did to him so he probably flogs his dolphin like a mad man confused as to why nothing is happening.

 

[johnny5150]

How the hell do you take 'a break' from an imaginary relationship? Did you just forget about them for a time or something? What caused the break? You catch Cryzel getting gang-banged by the original cast of 'GI Joe'?

simple, he puts the lotion, tissues and drawings in the side dresser.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

In case Christine LoveSoul Chandler Sonichu hadn't made it clear that he appreciates Japanese culture.

 

[JULAY]

In case Christine LoveSoul Chandler Sonichu hadn't made it clear that he appreciates Japanese culture.
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Considering that the fat autist proclaimed his birthday to be Christian Love Day, but does not have a soul, this is only half accurate.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

No, his birthday comes out to yet another calendar year of wasted resources. Natural, municipal, state, & federal.

And if that thing were accurate, his shit would say "Delusion Fairy". Therefore, bet you dollars to donuts some filthy Western weeb made that stupid thing.

 

[BScCollateral]

In case Christine LoveSoul Chandler Sonichu hadn't made it clear that he appreciates Japanese culture.
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Mine's badass.

 

[Autistsforuganda]

Has anyone told chris that the pony show is ending?

This could turn into another meltdown for him.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZNYSUUuns

New Chris video with lego sketch comedy.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

In case Christine LoveSoul Chandler Sonichu hadn't made it clear that he appreciates Japanese culture.
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i bet a similar chart could get his credit card number out of him.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

In case Christine LoveSoul Chandler Sonichu hadn't made it clear that he appreciates Japanese culture.
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Oh Christine, that’s now how Japanese names work sweetie. That’s not how any of this works.

 

[Rogowski]

Has anyone told chris that the pony show is ending?

This could turn into another meltdown for him.

He said he was told by the MLP characters in the other dimension that it will continue for five more seasons and that’s the story he’s sticking to. Only time will tell if he handles the truth with grace.

 

[fiu0cm]

Therefore, bet you dollars to donuts some filthy Western weeb made that stupid thing.

Probably

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Most definetely, a few days or weeks later he was on facebook talking about lactating breasts and menstruating vaginas. He also thought he was going to be famous for being the first male to grow female reproductive organs. LOL

"but I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this".......It was basically a disgusting access and he thought people would find it as interesting as live video footage of John Travolta getting plowed by his X, male lover.

I tried bineural beats once as an alleged remedy for insomnia and they just gave me a headache.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Dont want to steal credit, but some redditors found chris's reviews on google. Seems like he just got into it a few weeks ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ar14y5/spotted_on_google_maps/

Edit: This might be fake and a work by the trolls.

 

[AnOminous]

Dont want to steal credit, but some redditors found chris's reviews on google. Seems like he just got into it a few weeks ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ar14y5/spotted_on_google_maps/

It's a troll unless Chris somehow thinks Bob served in Vietnam (he didn't). Also I can't remember him saying "Jerkops" in years although trolls love that Chris-ism.

 

[Rogowski]

It seems too on the nose with Classic Chris and not enough of present day Chris.