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I think its an admirable attempt to befriend chris IRL in earnest, but a hopeless endeavor. Chris is mentally about 10 years old and has a tendency to either ignore you when you don't kiss his ass and indulge his fantasies, or smother you when he thinks you believe those same fantasies. I'm not entirely convinced this is just some new attempt to control him like Idea Guy, but I can only see this ending with chris leaning on Sarah and Steven until he crosses some line and we have Chris either shutting them out for telling him he needs to eat vegetables and plan for the future or these two giving up and leaving the area when they learn the lesson all white knights learn: Chris can't be helped.
 
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If Sarah and Steven are wannabe trolls and not just hopeless speds who think it's fun to play with a speddier sped, they're going to try and make some change to Chris's behavior. Chris has reached peak lazy, plus he might be a little resistant to that kind of thing after the debacle with Wise and Boyd.

So basically whatever re.tard.ed plan they have is doomed from the beginning, and they are just making themselves look undeniably like the mongs they are.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Sarah and Steve say they're giving Chris another chance (screenshots posted by someone at the CWCki).

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I like how it took 18 hours for Chris to get around to replying (and that convo was after they had complained about being treated as subhuman and contemplated canceling their plans).
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Hey, Sarah and Steve, did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? /vaas

This is pathetic. Just walk away, you idiots. Chris doesn't care about you and you have nothing to gain by this aside from looking like desperate mongos.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I think its an admirable attempt to befriend chris IRL in earnest, but a hopeless endeavor. Chris is mentally about 10 years old and has a tendency to either ignore you when you don't kiss his ass and indulge his fantasies, or smother you when he thinks you believe those same fantasies. I'm not entirely convinced this is just some new attempt to control him like Idea Guy, but I can only see this ending with chris leaning on Sarah and Steven until he crosses some line and we have Chris either shutting them out for telling him he needs to eat vegetables and plan for the future or these two giving up and leaving the area when they learn the lesson all white knights learn: Chris can't be helped.
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I can't believe these people actually want attention from him. What makes people that desperate? Are they deformed? Too fat to stand up? have Down's?
 
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I can't believe these people actually want attention from him. What makes people that desperate? Are they deformed? Too fat to stand up? have Down's?
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They are like white tumblr twats who want to be offended for a minority group, it makes them feel important and makes them feel good for themselves, even though everyone else around them knows they are acting like complete retards.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
If Sarah and Steven are wannabe trolls and not just hopeless speds who think it's fun to play with a speddier sped, they're going to try and make some change to Chris's behavior. Chris has reached peak lazy, plus he might be a little resistant to that kind of thing after the debacle with Wise and Boyd.

So basically whatever re.tard.ed plan they have is doomed from the beginning, and they are just making themselves look undeniably like the mongs they are.
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You really can't troll him these days. It's like trying to kill the roadrunner except he's not even interested in birdseed anymore, he just wants to sit around and talk to thin air.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
You really can't troll him these days. It's like trying to kill the roadrunner except he's not even interested in birdseed anymore, he just wants to sit around and talk to thin air.
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I think you can still troll Chris by using the idea guys technique, minus the illegal shit. Constant role playing and feeding to his delusion will set Chris up for good ole classic trolling. However, nowadays there are just too many orbiters around Chris who wants to dominate and claiming moral high ground of wanting to "help" and be friends. Thus, just creating a big cluster fuck of nobody able to get close to Chris, while Chris gets the attention he wanted, free "friendship" Vidya, free money to cons and Hangouts, while still not getting trolled. Chris is currently winning. BUT, his overspending, getting too comfortable with a pointless life, and Barb's eventual death will cause his ultimate Downfall. Until dumb people/troll remorse feel sorry for him, and bail him out, and Chris doesn't learn anything. Same saga to saga, until his death.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
I can't believe these people actually want attention from him. What makes people that desperate? Are they deformed? Too fat to stand up? have Down's?
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I think these are the same kind of people who think its a good idea to go bicycling through Iraq to promote peace on earth (and for the record those people were found dead only few days after starting). They are either new manipulative trolls doing a very subtle and elaborate op, or they're genuinely trying to get chris to socialize like a normal human being. I think we're looking at Vivian Gee 2.0 here, personally. Two people wanting to help chris but they're beating their heads against a brick wall.

What are we going to get out of this? Maybe a twitter rant when chris loses this 'friendship' or maybe some interesting leaked info. Either way its not going to be entertaining.
 
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BUT, his overspending, getting too comfortable with a pointless life, and Barb's eventual death will cause his ultimate Downfall. Until dumb people/troll remorse feel sorry for him, and bail him out, and Chris doesn't learn anything. Same saga to saga, until his death.
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I can't wait until Barb dies and he gets kicked out of his house and is living on the streets and then one night when he is weeping and sobbing in a gutter, a dog lifts its leg and pisses on him.
 
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Real G said:
I think you can still troll Chris by using the idea guys technique, minus the illegal shit. Constant role playing and feeding to his delusion will set Chris up for good ole classic trolling. However, nowadays there are just too many orbiters around Chris who wants to dominate and claiming moral high ground of wanting to "help" and be friends. Thus, just creating a big cluster fuck of nobody able to get close to Chris, while Chris gets the attention he wanted, free "friendship" Vidya, free money to cons and Hangouts, while still not getting trolled. Chris is currently winning. BUT, his overspending, getting too comfortable with a pointless life, and Barb's eventual death will cause his ultimate Downfall. Until dumb people/troll remorse feel sorry for him, and bail him out, and Chris doesn't learn anything. Same saga to saga, until his death.
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Honestly, at this point it's just funnier to see Chris do crazy shit because the voices in his head literally told him to do it.

Like, at TooManyGames, a man nearing his late 30s curls up like a fucking armadillo into 'hedgehog defense mode'. Normally, I wouldn't be laughing at this given the man has autism, but this man also has claimed to have 'cured' his autism and also believes that the plot of Fringe is happening in real time where two dimensions are colliding with each other and causing weird shit to happen as a result.
 
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I assume he was pissed about Mary Lee Walsh or the Rob Snyder or both
 
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Yeah he was talking about how he was over Michael Snyder, Walsh etc. and telling people to not bring that shit up again, because he's over it and doesn't want the stress, because he's over it.View attachment 779212
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I forgot why Chris hated Snyder aside from the premanent ban. PVCC permanently bans Chris as well but the hatred towards Walsh is small to none
 
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If a high school art teacher saw these, he would assume that it was drawn by a gradeschooler.
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If it's an art submission, it's okay if the artist is a child or an adult with art skills, but Chris is not a child or had an art skills.
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That last drawing looks like a sex toy.

Anyway, I think Steve and Sarah are just trolling under the guise of niceness.
 
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Tikbalang said:
I forgot why Chris hated Snyder aside from the premanent ban. PVCC permanently bans Chris as well but the hatred towards Walsh is small to none
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It's probably because Snyder took him to court after Chris and Barb hit him with their car. That incident cost them all the money that Bob had left after he died, because Barb was too dumb and stubborn to just cop a plea and blew through the inheritance trying to fight the charges. Chris still blames that incident for their current financial troubles.
 
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