Containment Random Chris Updates

Your family gathers around and watches Chris Chan videos together?
yes, its more facinating than some stuff on tv, let alone the net. also a good motivator for my (grown up) boys to be better lol. I found out about Chris from Pewdiepie, and Count Dankula interview, & we did some looking into the CWCwiki and found a train wreck. one we can't look away from
sorry didn't mean to break forum rules, just answering questions.
 
What in the name of fuck does 'Moonflower' getting into a fight with her husband over Geno Samuel have to do with her "not being able to comment on stuff for about a week" (paraphrased)??

Does her husband get to fucking ground her from screens or something?

...never mind. Just realized I don't give a shit.
 
Midnight Moonflower regrets flipping out at Geno.

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Chris attempts to give advice to Doopie's boyfriend, without seeing the irony.

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Also, Chris thinks it's in his "power and command" to stop trolling.

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Chris, 2019: "I feel that you could be a lot less overzealous and overbearing, and cutting down on the sexy talk around those who aren't able to stomach it wouldn't hurt either."

Megan to Chris, 2007: "I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be. When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is sexual harrassment to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings . . . And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being a character in your comics. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and Animal Crossing. That kind of behavior really freaks me out. I'm sorry it's come down to this but I've told you repeatedly in a nice way to stop, but you've never listened."

Chris to Megan, 2008: "I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of outtercourse (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry. If it helps put things into perspective, I can reccomend finding information on the internet through this educational website I've found through AdamEve.com. Or I reccomend renting "The 40 Year Old Virgin"; that movie touches on some of the issues around sex, and how it can really frustrate an older virgin who hasn't had the pleasure yet (or I can loan you my copy of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"). The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life."

Doopie to Chris, 2017: "I can't believe I had to unblock you to tell you this. I'm not your friend. I'm not ever interested in being your friend. Leave me alone. You were specifically a customer to me, and you took it too far. You creeped me out. Now please don't talk to, or about me, ever again."

Classic Chris, dispensing advice he himself will never take. :story:
 
Chris liked tweets from SpreadJessy in which he asked someone to screencap Chris's message because he couldn't see due to not following Chris.

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Maybe Chris still keeps his Twitter protected because he assumes people will forward his messages, like how he'd make YouTube videos addressing people and figure word will get to them about the videos.
 
Maybe Chris still keeps his Twitter protected because he assumes people will forward his messages, like how he'd make YouTube videos addressing people and figure word will get to them about the videos.

Didn't Chris chimp out just a couple of months ago for not being able to communicate with people? I guess the kind of communication doesn't matter as long as the message reaches them, even though they don't respond.
 
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Chris liked tweets from SpreadJessy in which he asked someone to screencap Chris's message because he couldn't see due to not following Chris.

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Maybe Chris still keeps his Twitter protected because he assumes people will forward his messages, like how he'd make YouTube videos addressing people and figure word will get to them about the videos.
"Can someone screencap what this goddamn moron said so I can laugh at him?"

Meaning of the tweet flies over Chris' head ➡️ Like
 
Who lets their spouse control their internet access? What?
To be honest, it might do Chris some good if Magi-chan would pick up the Lumberjack's ax from time to time.
Chris' message was basically "stop talking about how much sex you have with a woman I've been obsessed with for 2 years even though I'm so woke and women's rights among which." In all likelihood Chris will overlook this part and become enraged at being so "egregiously misgendered."
 
Ironically, though, the actor who plays the part - Laurence R. Harvey - is a genuinely charming and intelligent guy, despite his appearance. So the actor isn't comparable to Chris.

The Martin character, though...that's a different matter...

I wonder how many ponies and hedgehog monsters Chris has surgically grafted ass-to-mouth in CWCville?
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What’s next? A trolling saga where a shit ton of people who are associated with Planet Dolan just fucks with Chris and constantly misgenders Chris?
I don't know why he's intersted on PD except for the following
  1. Furry characters
  2. Q&A with animations, he asked an unanswered question (and it's too horrifying for the viewers if they answer it)
  3. Doopie
 
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