Containment Random Chris Updates

[CoolGuyHitler]

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Is Chris making a bomb to blow up Bronycon if it doesnt continue for 5 more season?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris' Patreon is the lowest it's been in a long time. 15 Patrons and only 191$ dollars per month.

Just like etsy and eBay, Chris fails at business. And this is the same individual who "negotiated" for a corner office and an assistant would would help him find a sweetheart in exchange for licensing Sonichu to Sega.

Also, with the Chris Kink tweets: is the religion of CWC actually being organized? The person actually being worshipped can't even organize his own living space let alone a group.

 

[WutangLee]

Just like etsy and eBay, Chris fails at business. And this is the same individual who "negotiated" for a corner office and an assistant would would help him find a sweetheart in exchange for licensing Sonichu to Sega.

Also, with the Chris Kink tweets: is the religion of CWC actually being organized? The person actually being worshipped can't even organize his own living space let alone a group.

a corner office but would be "working from home".

 

[Tikbalang]

a corner office but would be "working from home".

His house, somehow is more preferable than an office

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Chris prefer easy route, right? Then he might buy a 3d printer.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Yea, I think he pretty much became his own "sweetheart".

I am become my Heartsweet, merger of Worlds.

 

[WutangLee]

I am become my Heartsweet, merger of Worlds.

He tried to be a cute anime girl, and ended up looking like a 65 year old mentally challenged cat lady.

 

[Tikbalang]

I am become my Heartsweet, merger of Worlds.

Sounds like an opposite of Kamen Rider Decade, destroyer of worlds.
Since it's decade, 2009 is the best year of CWC.

 

[Time of Space]

Sounds like an opposite of Kamen Rider Decade, destroyer of worlds.
Since it's decade, 2009 is the best year of CWC.

Weird pastel colours
A power that is basically "I have all the powers from my favourite IPs"
A final form that is all his other stuff mixed into one

Chris is actually Decade, holy shit

 

[Tikbalang]

Weird pastel colours
A power that is basically "I have all the powers from my favourite IPs"
A final form that is all his other stuff mixed into one

Chris is actually Decade, holy shit

Back then, he liked to make his own pokeman and yugi-oh cards. If he's interested in the series (which I'm glad he didn't), I'm sure he'll make his Sonichu Rider Card.
And annur' thing, you know what happened at the end of Kamen Rider Build, the same year when he got into his delusions. Coincidence?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why? Chris’s legs are the only part of his body that isn’t fat and full of fail.

If he was a real woman, and 100 lb lighter, most people would nod approvingly and think “Nice legs!” to themselves.

But he isn’t of course, so the result is that he looks like a huge fat sausage that miraculously gained locomotion through two sticks inserted in its bottom.

But I digress.

Yeah, no. Most women have supple shapely feminine legs with a particular bone structure that signifies wider hips. Chris legs look like a 40 year old man with muscular dystrophy.

 

[Time of Space]

you know what happened at the end of Kamen Rider Build, the same year when he got into his delusions.

So, a weird alien that doesn't understand humanity has to blow up to finish the Merge?

Too bad that Chris won't see the finished dimension then.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

So, a weird alien that doesn't understand humanity has to blow up to finish the Merge?

Too bad that Chris won't see the finished dimension then.

While at brony-con, Chris feels a tightening in his chest. His arm goes numb. Against a hallway wall he slumps. His twiggy legs buckle and he slides down to the floor. His vision blurs and shapes begin to mesh into each other.

"Da merge!" he weakly whispers, "It's happenun!" He slouches forward in reverence to the CPUs who've come to carry him to the warm light. Their task is made easier after he voids his bowels.

It's not until several days later that the cleaning crew find him. When questioned by the local news why the dead body wasn't found sooner as it was stinking up the halls, one janitor shrugs and said. "Man, did you go to the horsey con? You realize how much them fuckers stank? Swamp ass everywhere. Didn't any of them pony fags ever hear of taking a damn shower? And you think that dead boy was the first one to shit his drawers at the convention? Shit."

 

[WutangLee]

Yeah, no. Most women have supple shapely feminine legs with a particular bone structure that signifies wider hips. Chris legs look like a 40 year old man with muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, the only thing he's got looking feminine are his bitch tits. Which, to his credit, are bigger than my girlfriends. I know that's not what he wants, because he wants to be a cute teenage girl. But take your victories where you can get them.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, the only thing he's got looking feminine are his bitch tits. Which, to his credit, are bigger than my girlfriends. I know that's not what he wants, because he wants to be a cute teenage girl. But take your victories where you can get them.

Yeah, even those don't look like actual bewbage! They look like dehydrated nany goat tits.

 

[WutangLee]

Yeah, even those don't look like actual bewbage! They look like dehydrated nany goat tits.

Yes, Chris is fat, but those tits don't match his size. They're saggier, and fattier.
Gyno tits on men are pretty normal, so normally there isn't an inherent negative medical side effects. But his started to petrude and sag down to his ribs from the looks of the allstar video, and those suckers only get worse in time. I'm not to familiar with the female hormones he's taking, but they're working over time. I wonder if he's started to produce milk.

 

[Fapcop]

Yes, Chris is fat, but those tits don't match his size. They're saggier, and fattier.
Gyno tits on men are pretty normal, so normally there isn't an inherent negative medical side effects. But his started to petrude and sag down to his ribs from the looks of the allstar video, and those suckers only get worse in time. I'm not to familiar with the female hormones he's taking, but they're working over time. I wonder if he's started to produce tard cum.

Tha-Ehm... That surely is a very detailed observation of Chris’s bitch-tits! Took notes and everything hmm?

 

[Shiversblood]

Chris could get lybosuction on his neck and breast reduction

 

[A Grey Cat]

He is going as Kris from the Pokémon Crystal game, the first female avatar in the game, and the game that has Suicune as its cover Pokémon,

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Of course he would.... give it this, at Least it's not something obscure only total weebs would know it

 

[WutangLee]

Tha-Ehm... That surely is a very detailed observation of Chris’s bitch-tits! Took notes and everything hmm?

It's not gay if Chris is technically a woman right?

 

[Gunslinger]

It's not gay if Chris is technically a woman right?

Chris is not "technically" a woman. He is an insane, autistic, and gender-confused man who believes he has a vagina that will burst forth out of his taint any day now. I think he probably also believes this transformation will allow him to have a functioning womb to birth his Godbear-promised daughter. Those are bitch tits.

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