Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrus Chundlur]

This entire thing can be summed up easily 75% of these people are just dumb kids who have seen the videos and calls of years gone by and think they can be "the next big troll" and 25% are legit crazy people who believe Chris and his bullshit. I would concerned about the 25% but, they would be too caught up in their delusions to really do anything harmful. I'm more worried about the dumb kids who will increasingly try more and more insane shit to get a rise out of Chris for their 5 retweets. And at that point you start making Chris seem like a reasonably nice person in comparison.

I don't really think that there is any % of "true believers". Even Cumsock admits he doesn't believe in that shit (although he may believe on his own autistic sorcery).

At most, maybe that troon that made the fundraisers is a believer, she seems honestly fucked in the head and dumb as all fuck, but most probably still shit-tier wannabe trolling.

 

[4Macie]

I can’t be the only one that doesn’t get this stupid card game, right?
I still don’t know if it’s real or if Chris is bastardizing a different game. And I don’t get how it’s played.
I don’t particularly want to know, but it makes these card posts extra autistic.

 

[Rupin]

I can’t be the only one that doesn’t get this stupid card game, right?
I still don’t know if it’s real or if Chris is bastardizing a different game. And I don’t get how it’s played.
I don’t particularly want to know, but it makes these card posts extra autistic.

You already that he is ripping off somebody else's shit. Several somebody else's I'd bet. Chris never creates anything off of his own merit.

 

[Gunslinger]

I can’t be the only one that doesn’t get this stupid card game, right?
I still don’t know if it’s real or if Chris is bastardizing a different game. And I don’t get how it’s played.
I don’t particularly want to know, but it makes these card posts extra autistic.

What I find particularly confusing is that it's a game based around MLP but Chris keeps inserting all his autistic recolors into it. Why not insert them into a pokemon card game? It would have made a bit more sense.

ETA: Not that I expect Chris to make sense at this point. Also didn't he make a bunch of cards for another card game back in the day? Wasn't it part of the Wall of Fail?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

What I find particularly confusing is that it's a game based around MLP but Chris keeps inserting all his autistic recolors into it. Why not insert them into a pokemon card game? It would have made a bit more sense.

He already made his own Pokemon cards I believe

 

[The Pest]

I can’t be the only one that doesn’t get this stupid card game, right?
I still don’t know if it’s real or if Chris is bastardizing a different game. And I don’t get how it’s played.
I don’t particularly want to know, but it makes these card posts extra autistic.

The game is real, I think. Fan-made, and made to satirize the "shipping" trend in fandoms. All of Chris' cards are custom though, and of course he takes it way more seriously than it was ever intended to be. I have no idea how its played though, but I really dont care.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Nobody except Chris believes in the merge. Sarah and Steve don't believe it. Sockness didn't believe it.

These three pricks are causing serious mental harm to Chris and I wish there was an avenue available where they could be punished for doing so.

It's abuse.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Nobody except Chris believes in the merge. Sarah and Steve don't believe it. Sockness didn't believe it.

These three pricks are causing serious mental harm to Chris and I wish there was an avenue available where they could be punished for doing so.

It's abuse.

die chris

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What I find particularly confusing is that it's a game based around MLP but Chris keeps inserting all his autistic recolors into it. Why not insert them into a pokemon card game? It would have made a bit more sense.

He latched onto Shipfic because it's a shiny new game to him and he's more into MLP than Pokemon nowadays.

Also didn't he make a bunch of cards for another card game back in the day?

Yeah, for Pokemon and Yugioh.

List of cards from The Wall of Originals - CWCki

sonichu.com

Yu-Gi-Oh! - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[The Un-Clit]

Nobody except Chris believes in the merge. Sarah and Steve don't believe it. Sockness didn't believe it.

These three pricks are causing serious mental harm to Chris and I wish there was an avenue available where they could be punished for doing so.

It's abuse.

Frankly, I'm past caring. Sockness is a fat joke and always has been, he's no more a threat to Chris then the imaginary Clyde Cash was. I hope they meet and have tard sex and be fuckin DONE with it.

Steve and Sarah (If they are even two separate people) are the only ones i'm worried about because they seem to have an agenda. You don't open up a relationship sending a $500 piece of hardware to someone as a 'gift' to get there attention unless you plan to scam several times that amount back out of your target at some point.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Nobody except Chris believes in the merge. Sarah and Steve don't believe it. Sockness didn't believe it.

These three pricks are causing serious mental harm to Chris and I wish there was an avenue available where they could be punished for doing so.

It's abuse.

I theoretically agree 100%.

But then at the same time Chris does a very good job at making me think he deserves most of what happens to him.

 

[King Kiwi]

This was from Sarah and Steve’s Twitter DMs trying to show “proof” that he was not hacked.
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The glass eyes really pull the look together. Think they'll mount him too?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, why is he still giving Chris money? I can see people maybe getting drunk one night and going, "fuck it, I'll gamble 20 bucks to see if I get a comic," but it's pointless to keep doing it. Also, that guy has a Patreon - but it's only pulling in $14 so he's in the red just to give money to Chris.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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lol, why is he still giving Chris money? I can see people maybe getting drunk one night and going, "fuck it, I'll gamble 20 bucks to see if I get a comic," but it's pointless to keep doing it. Also, that guy has a Patreon - but it's only pulling in $14 so he's in the red just to give money to Chris.

Shit like this always reminds me of Alec Guinness's line in the first Star Wars movie. "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Bronze age: Worshipper offers their virgin daughter as tribute
21st century: (Probably) Worshipper offers a recreational gadget as tribute

If Wern wasn't an atheist, he would demand worship and also the virgin daughters of his followers.

 

[AnOminous]

The game is real, I think. Fan-made, and made to satirize the "shipping" trend in fandoms. All of Chris' cards are custom though, and of course he takes it way more seriously than it was ever intended to be. I have no idea how its played though, but I really dont care.

I'd imagine that being fan-made it's ridiculously unbalanced and there are exploit strategies that wreck anything other than themselves, and that Chris is as terrible as he was at any other collectible card game and would tard rage if he had to play it in reality.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

It's nice to know after some away time from keeping up with Chris that literally nothing of interest has happened. Here's to the inevitable Rape Saga finally cumming to an end.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[RustyNail(her)]

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So much to love about this:

-The incredible amount of fat
-The wound from shaving his girly moe face
-The shitty medallion
-The point of the pictute being the sticker which is hard to see from the light
-He took it inside of a Little Caesar's

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The Sonichu Medallion looks filthy as hell. For being such an important item to him, chris clearly doesn't care at all about it.